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so i was on my back porch smoking a cigarette, and when i bent over to put it out, i thought: this is an ideal time for some x-files poo poo to go down. the crickets would stop chirping and something would come leaping out of the bushes and gut me really brutally, or maybe i would look up and there would be some seriously spooky aliens gestiucalting at me before infecting me with some horrible virus. or maybe the cigarette is suddenly made of maggots and i can't stop screaming or something. i'm not sure what i would do if that happened. what would you goons do?
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Fandyien posted:so i was on my back porch smoking a cigarette, and when i bent over to put it out, i thought: this is an ideal time for some x-files poo poo to go down. the crickets would stop chirping and something would come leaping out of the bushes and gut me really brutally, or maybe i would look up and there would be some seriously spooky aliens gestiucalting at me before infecting me with some horrible virus. or maybe the cigarette is suddenly made of maggots and i can't stop screaming or something. Die screaming I guess. 
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Aug 5, 2014 05:28
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op you can always stop screaming
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Aug 5, 2014 05:29
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i'd poo poo your pants
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Aug 5, 2014 05:31
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I'm sat on the toilet it's only 5:30 it's still darkish and I'm sleepy. The perfect time for that squeesing creep Tombs to slide up the shitter and murder me for my sweet liver. But I'd probably poop on his head, lolz...
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Aug 5, 2014 05:38
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id take a pic with my smartphone
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Aug 5, 2014 05:39
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There's a creature gnawing on my feet right now! #savemepigs
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Aug 5, 2014 05:46
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i think i'd be that dude who survives but is driven insane. either the kind who lives in a tiny apartment covered in crazed diagrams and writing, or the permanently-comatose in a small town mental ward guy.
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Aug 5, 2014 05:46
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So like, a woman with red hair and a pantsuit will pull up in a 1992 ford Taurus and tell me she doesn't believe in aliens that kind of thing
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Aug 5, 2014 06:00
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Can't wait for that broad to scully my knob
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Aug 5, 2014 06:11
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My midget doorman de-sockets his limbs and slides through the heat vents to my apartment to watch me poop.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:12
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a hole-y ghost posted:i'd poo poo your pants dude...
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Aug 5, 2014 06:14
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What kind of X-Files poo poo? Like, Mulder at home looking at porn and jerking it, or the fluke man coming out of my toilet and ripping out my rear end in a top hat? Cause I'm pretty sure one of those two things is pretty likely to happen to me sometime tonight.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:15
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Fox Mulder on the case
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Aug 5, 2014 06:22
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id post about it on something awful dot com and then get flamed for making up retarded poo poo
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Aug 5, 2014 06:22
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I think that Maulder would catch onto my monster ways and Scully would believe I am a typical sad internet troll. But then they would catch me making GBS threads up a thread, like this one, and shoot me dead when I whip my fat face towards them screeching like a human being. Later, Maulder will muse about the Truth while Scully rolls her eyes, stuffing a file into a filing cabinet.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:32
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wait a minute here....... when humans bend down the blood pools in their brains causing them to pass out! you couldn't possibly have been thinking anything while bending down unless.... ur an alian!!!!
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Aug 5, 2014 06:57
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once i was smoking with a friend and i looked at the time and it was 3:30 (actually i can't remember what the time was originally but that isn't important) then i looked again and it was two hours later and i am not even talking about how getting really high fucks with your perception of time i picked up the bong and put it back down and it was 2 houts later i still don't know what happened and he was schizohphrenic so i didn't bother bringing it up
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Aug 5, 2014 07:12
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Tell GBS 1.4 so they could call me a cucked human being.
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Aug 5, 2014 07:36
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I'd be pretty embarrassed because nobody knows I chill out in diapers in my downtime, and that would probably come to light.
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Aug 5, 2014 08:19
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Fandyien posted:so i was on my back porch smoking a cigarette, and when i bent over to put it out, i thought: this is an ideal time for some gay sex.
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Aug 5, 2014 08:23
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im listening to billy idol right now and its p much physically impossible for some xfiles poo poo to go down while im playing dancing with myself try it
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Aug 5, 2014 08:23
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Nastyman posted:im listening to billy idol right now and its p much physically impossible for some xfiles poo poo to go down while im playing dancing with myself *radio shorts out and starts playing Golden Earring -- Twilight Zone suddenly*
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Aug 5, 2014 08:35
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oh wait you've probably got it on itunes or some poo poo yeah i give up, you're right, it's impossible
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Aug 5, 2014 08:36
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Nastyman posted:im listening to billy idol right now and its p much physically impossible for some xfiles poo poo to go down while im playing dancing with myself Oh, holy poo poo, my doppleganger just walked into my house and started playing PS3. I don't own a PS3. How is this loving happening?!
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Aug 5, 2014 08:41
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My inner teenage nerd is disappointed with the lack of UFO videos given we all walk around with HD cameras in our pockets now. Anyway, I would video it and wait for Mulder and Scully if it was an alien episode, or die screaming if it was a monster of the week one.
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Aug 5, 2014 09:31
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gently caress, what happened? My rear end in a top hat is all probed. 
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Aug 5, 2014 10:09
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nothing because nothing like this would happen ever there's no aliens, ghosts, no god or spirituality, no mystery, the universe is indifferent and nobody cares
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Aug 5, 2014 10:11
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x files owned hard #bringbackxfiles #hashtagsonsa
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Aug 5, 2014 10:15
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Palpek posted:nothing because nothing like this would happen ever hmmm controversial opinion.
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Aug 5, 2014 10:18
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Xillah posted:My inner teenage nerd is disappointed with the lack of UFO videos given we all walk around with HD cameras in our pockets now. yeah what a stunning coincidence that alien sightings seem to drop to almost nothing right about the time everyone starts carrying around pocket high definition video recorders
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Aug 5, 2014 10:23
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MeLKoR posted:gently caress, what happened? My rear end in a top hat is all probed.
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Aug 5, 2014 10:45
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Uli is the real-life Tooms. He's making a nest out of old newspapers.
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Aug 5, 2014 10:50
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Palpek posted:nothing because nothing like this would happen ever ... Why God did you design I should encounter this post here, now? Why do you challenge me? What is the meaning of your trials? What the weird wealth of your love?
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Aug 5, 2014 14:02
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I would say "I thought this poo poo only happened on teevee."
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Aug 5, 2014 15:44
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so many spooky cum stains on my bedsheets in honour of detective scully
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Aug 5, 2014 15:48
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Solve... this... Dana...!
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Aug 5, 2014 16:24
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id be real curious how i got back to the mid 90s
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Aug 5, 2014 16:51
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i was in the woods and i felt a spirit enter me
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Aug 5, 2014 16:54
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I was on the toilet when I heard a spooky voice say, "Kill your famil."
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