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Do you let your dogs walk/poop on other people's lawns? Cause I do and apparently some people are horrified by the thought and I'm like what I have plastic bags I just pick up poop what's the big deal save for the faint trace of dog fecal matter that gets left behind or whatever
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people get really mad about the idea of dogs pooping on their lawns but don't care if rabbits and squirrels and rats run around making GBS threads everywhere this is something i've thought about before because i lead a very boring life
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Aug 5, 2014 17:15
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Same here OP
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Aug 5, 2014 17:16
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Rain is basically urine if you think about it
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Aug 5, 2014 17:17
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I don't have a dog but I've never stopped to consider whether pooping on other people's lawns is an issue, I just like to be myself
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Aug 5, 2014 17:18
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It's either the dog, or me. What's it gonna be?
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Aug 5, 2014 17:18
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they just want you to tell them that they're pretty. that's all they want - attention. poop complainers are IRL SJWs... just people who are insecure and need someone to tell them that they matter, because their parents have stopped trying years ago (or killed themselves because of how awful a job they've done)
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Aug 5, 2014 17:19
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i'd let my dog walk/poop on this thread
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Aug 5, 2014 17:20
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Ruby got Railed posted:i'd let my dog walk/poop on this thread
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Aug 5, 2014 17:20
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I don't own a dog because I'm not a selfish cretin.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:28
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everyon e should own a dog
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Aug 5, 2014 17:29
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I routinely lobby congress that until homelessness is largely eradicated only Mike Vick should legally be allowed to own dogs. All the dogs.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:37
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A Tin Of Beans posted:people get really mad about the idea of dogs pooping on their lawns but don't care if rabbits and squirrels and rats run around making GBS threads everywhere this is something i've thought about before because i lead a very boring life
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Aug 5, 2014 17:51
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No and if she does happen to poop while we're walking I pick it up with a baggie. I have also put up passive aggressive signs telling people to pick up their dog poo poo cause the yard for the apartment building is small and my mom ends up rolling her walker in it. You can just imagine the mess a walker with poo poo on its wheels makes. 
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Aug 5, 2014 17:52
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My neighbor does that but picks it up he also carries a wooden baton and a .38 with him so if anyone has given him hell about it he hasn't told me.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:57
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My neighbors don't leash their dog and the dog is constantly in our yard and he pees and poops everywhere and we asked them once to pick up after their dog and they said they would but then they didn't so we told them that it is against the LAW to let their dog out without a leash and they said they knew and that they'd put him on a leash but they didn't. What I'm trying to say is that my neighbors dog is literally terrorizing my family and I am powerless to do anything about it without getting the police involved or breaking the law myself.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:06
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what's the best kind of buckshot needed to protect one's lawn?
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Aug 5, 2014 18:08
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PureEvil6_13 posted:My neighbor does that but picks it up he also carries a wooden baton and a .38 with him so if anyone has given him hell about it he hasn't told me. Your neighbor sounds like a huge pussy. Otacon posted:What I'm trying to say is that my neighbors dog is literally terrorizing my family and I am powerless to do anything about it without getting the police involved or breaking the law myself. Just kill it. Say you went to chase it off the lawn and it tried to bite you. The police probably won't even show up.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:09
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Spanish Manlove posted:what's the best kind of buckshot needed to protect one's lawn? Oh, are you too good for an electric fence?
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Aug 5, 2014 18:10
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Otacon posted:My neighbors don't leash their dog and the dog is constantly in our yard and he pees and poops everywhere and we asked them once to pick up after their dog and they said they would but then they didn't so we told them that it is against the LAW to let their dog out without a leash and they said they knew and that they'd put him on a leash but they didn't. Douse your yard with a substance that contains high amounts of capsicum in it like pepper spray. Or call the police on your dumbass neighbors
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Aug 5, 2014 18:12
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A Tin Of Beans posted:people get really mad about the idea of dogs pooping on their lawns but don't care if rabbits and squirrels and rats run around making GBS threads everywhere this is something i've thought about before because i lead a very boring life We changed the law in my city a few years ago so that you could bring dogs on to most restaurant patios. Like almost every restaurant in the city immediately ran out and bought dog treats and dog bowls for their patios because doggies but some people freaked the gently caress out about what a public health concern dogs chilling on restaurant patios was going to be like there were not birds and squirrels that didn't get regular baths and vaccinations making GBS threads all over the place already.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:14
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Seriously just kill the dog. The police won't care
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Aug 5, 2014 18:14
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Otacon posted:My neighbors don't leash their dog and the dog is constantly in our yard and he pees and poops everywhere and we asked them once to pick up after their dog and they said they would but then they didn't so we told them that it is against the LAW to let their dog out without a leash and they said they knew and that they'd put him on a leash but they didn't. My super lovely neighbor's cat used to do the same thing. Tore up my garden and left cat poo poo everywhere. I tried being civil but she wasn't having it, so I set out a live trap with tuna cans and turned the thing in to animal control who took it away. If it's legal to set out live traps for animals where you live, I suggest you do the same. Don't injure or hurt the thing or set up booby traps because you could get in trouble.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:16
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Three Olives posted:We changed the law in my city a few years ago so that you could bring dogs on to most restaurant patios. Like almost every restaurant in the city immediately ran out and bought dog treats and dog bowls for their patios because doggies but some people freaked the gently caress out about what a public health concern dogs chilling on restaurant patios was going to be like there were not birds and squirrels that didn't get regular baths and vaccinations making GBS threads all over the place already. lol no one cares about your loving dog. It's not cute, or fun, or anything. Bringing your dog into a restaurant for anything other than special needs is some hosed up werido egotistical poo poo. Restaurants are for humans to eat, converse and bond, not worry about little yappy glorified rodents running about. Tsinava posted:Seriously just kill the dog. The police won't care Also this, a dog isn't inherently better than a deer or a pheasant etc, so if your neighbors dog is even slightly decreasing your life quality due to them being poo poo heads, just say it tried to attack you. Get out of jail free card for any dog related BS. The police don't care about dogs, in fact much evidence suggests you could easily get the police to shoot it for you. Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 18:17
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only if the grass is lovely.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:18
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Cesar Cedeno posted:lol no one cares about your loving dog. It's not cute, or fun, or anything. yeah dogs should have to stay int he car, witht he windows rolled up so no one has to hear that annoying little bitch bark at them
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Aug 5, 2014 18:19
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Your neighbor sounds like a huge pussy. yeah what a chump for not wanting to take a savage assault from another dog.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:20
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Cesar Cedeno posted:lol no one cares about your loving dog. It's not cute, or fun, or anything. Doggies improve every situation, I'm sorry you have a bad personality where dogs chilling out while you drink and talk with friends doesn't improve things.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:21
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Aug 5, 2014 18:22
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PureEvil6_13 posted:yeah what a chump for not wanting to take a savage assault from another dog. I just carry a can of bear spray on my belt and maglite. I don't care if your dog is sweet, if your animal is not on a leash and it approaches me and ignores my request to keep away, I'm going to get out the bear spray and protect my dog. Had a few close calls but never actually had to use the trigger because the owners were able to get the dog under control. If you can't control your dog, I am going to control it for you.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:24
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Three Olives posted:Doggies improve every situation, I'm sorry you have a bad personality where dogs chilling out while you drink and talk with friends doesn't improve things. lol it's never just "dogs chilling out" people bring lovely little gently caress up dogs like poodles and yorkies to restaurants like this. They don't stay still, they yap non-stop, and the owners just throw bits of food on the floor every other minute like assholes to make it stop being annoying for 4 seconds. Breeds that should never have been created.txt Of course, I'm alright with a few restaurants doing this, sucks up all the dog people and keep them out of the better places. Spanish Manlove posted:yeah dogs should have to stay int he car, witht he windows rolled up so no one has to hear that annoying little bitch bark at them Well sure, that's fine too. I was just gonna say leave it at home or tied up in the yard if you're going out to eat, but this does a brutish efficiency to it. Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 18:24
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Cesar Cedeno posted:lol no one cares about your loving dog. It's not cute, or fun, or anything. Boy some people sure are sociopaths about animals. What's that like? Edit: Don't care if dogs poop on my lawn. Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 18:27
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Muttonchips posted:I just carry a can of bear spray on my belt and maglite. I don't care if your dog is sweet, if your animal is not on a leash and it approaches me and ignores my request to keep away, I'm going to get out the bear spray and protect my dog. Had a few close calls but never actually had to use the trigger because the owners were able to get the dog under control. If you can't control your dog, I am going to control it for you. The mental image of you walking your dog is hilariously faggy. "Bear" spray on hip, mag lite in one hand, walmart plastic bag in other.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:29
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Boy some people sure are sociopaths about animals. What's that like? Pretty sure the sociopaths would be the neighbors who just let the dog run around doing whatever, making GBS threads in peoples lawns, and refuse to do anything about it even when confronted. Not the person who takes care of the lovely, borderline dangerous, hellbeast making GBS threads all over, not listening to anyone.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:29
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Technically no. Although, a lot of people think that the grass on the street side of the sidewalk belongs to them.
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Aug 5, 2014 19:00
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Dear E/N, My neighbor poops on my lawn every morning. Not his dog, but my neighbor himself walks over to my yard, pulls up his bathrobe, and drops a fresh steamer onto my yard almost every morning. is this considered sexual harassment?
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Aug 5, 2014 19:02
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Good dog plan: Take two weeks off for vacation and tell everyone you are going overseas. Seal off all of your doors and windows. Kill yourself. Make sure your dog is locked inside with a lot of water and no food. The dog will eat you before people find your body. (If you care if your dog lives, you can set up an automated away message on your email that activates after a couple weeks)
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Aug 5, 2014 19:03
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Children are worse than pets imo and not only should require leashes but be banned from restaurants and movie theaters as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7ByEaHFpM
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Aug 5, 2014 19:05
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Muttonchips posted:Do you let your dogs walk/poop on other people's lawns?
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Aug 5, 2014 19:07
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My parents beat the poo poo out of me if I behaved badly at a restaurant, movie theatre, or in an airplane. Probably why I didn't behave badly.
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