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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy


I have spent the last 2 and a half weeks recovering from a debilitating ballsac injury. As a result I have decided to bring attention to Male Health in the form of a mafia game. Don't let what happened to me happen to you, and sign up for this game instead!



This is a Mafia game about balls and dicks and stuff. Pretty standard, and newbie friendly setup for 15 dick-havers, dick-enthusiasts, and/or lesbians.



Mafia Rules:
Votes should be bolded and in the following format: ##vote Steve
The day's vote will be via majority, not plurality. The option exists to vote for nobody.
No editing posts.
No quoting mod PMs.
Night will last 24 hours or until all night actions are submitted. Don't hold the game up with night actions. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Thread will be closed at night maybe who knows it might not be.
Have fun, but not too much fun, this is a serious game about Mens Health
If you loving lurk I will hate you forever, and will policy lynch until the end of time.



Dudes:
  1. Aafter - Mod killed day 2, Town Wanderer
  2. Asiina, lynched day 3 Vanilla Town Mason
  3. Byers2142 - lynched day 2 Vanilla Town
  4. chaoslord
  5. fiery_valkyrie Town Weak Watcher Killed Night 2
  6. Grandicap
  7. Hal Incandenza
  8. Juanito
  9. Kumbamontu
  10. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS Infection Roleblocker lynched day 4
  11. Opopanax
  12. Poison Mushroom - Self Aligned Survivor lynched day 1
  13. Rarity / Uranus
  14. Rascyc
  15. The Science of Suck Vanilla Town killed night 3

JakeP fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 19, 2014

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
well i already won brofia so

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Um, sure, why not.

Representing ladies with dicks everywhere! :sparkles:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
OP says dick enthusiasts and or lesbians welcome. I figure most women fall into one of the two categories

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I want to be town, it feels like forever!

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
give me vig plz

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Make me town with poque

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Rascyc posted:

give me vig plz

I can't imagine that cute puppy with a vig

Aafter
Apr 14, 2009

A is for After.
In. Let's get 'by-sexual'.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
dicks everywhere sign me up

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Aafter posted:

In. Let's get 'by-sexual'.

your av is loving stellar

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I am a lesbian, what are these things you call dicks? I will sign up to learn more about this mystery.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
We'll make a dick enthusiast out of you yet, just wait and see!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JakeP posted:

We'll make a dick enthusiast out of you yet, just wait and see!

Make my role the perineum mod

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
In if the role PM's have dick pics.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I'm in.

BI NOW GAY LATER

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I would like to penis

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


PLAY, I MEANT PLAY! Sorry!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm sorry Jake, I just remembered I'm out for a week for work soon and I probably shouldn't sign up.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Poque posted:

I'm sorry Jake, I just remembered I'm out for a week for work soon and I probably shouldn't sign up.

Jake, make me poque

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
join me

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
I'd like to join but don't want to be in two games at the same time, can you put me down as a replacement until I'm dead in X-men/it ends? If not just PM me the dick pics tia

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
send me my role PM so I can vig someone

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Rascyc posted:

send me my role PM so I can vig someone

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


So Jake how's the sack?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax posted:

So Jake how's the sack?

getting better. I can sit on soft things at this point

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Put me in the 1. spot please

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i dont understand how this game didnt fill up in like 5 minutes wtf

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Kumbamontu posted:

i dont understand how this game didnt fill up in like 5 minutes wtf

People don't want to be aware of Men's Health anymore its all about being genderqueer now (thats something I can say as a cismen right?)

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
I once severely injured my penis when it was smashed between two bricks. I support this game's message, and would like to join to promote that message of dick-health.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I am not a healthy man but would like to become one, please sign me up for this informative newsletter game of mafia

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
I once had a friend who caught a line drive to his groin in left field. That's as close as I get to this game's theme.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Rascyc posted:

I once had a friend who caught a line drive to his groin in left field. That's as close as I get to this game's theme.

That happens once, then you become a huge fan of wearing a cup.

Kids, always wear a cup when playing baseball.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
I used to watch Funniest Home Videos all the time as a child, wherein at least 3 people get hit in the nuts every episode. I don't recall having ever taken a shot to the jewels personally

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Byers2142 posted:

That happens once, then you become a huge fan of wearing a cup.

Kids, always wear a cup when playing baseball.

Not Adrian Beltre.

He took one to the nuts, missed a couple weeks, then still refused to wear a cup

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Kumbamontu posted:

I used to watch Funniest Home Videos all the time as a child, wherein at least 3 people get hit in the nuts every episode. I don't recall having ever taken a shot to the jewels personally

You'd remember.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

fiery_valkyrie posted:

In if the role PM's have dick pics.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

I will play if there is room.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
1 more spot! I am almost done with role PMs so if this fills it will be starting T O N I G H T

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
I will play op

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