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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

i will get the colonel's secret spices dammnit

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
WHERE IS THE GIRL JERRY, WHERE IS THE GIRL???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTsjwO97Aow

WHERE DID YOU TAKE THIS GIRL JERRY?

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
comedies about awkward nerds getting in hijinks at school and chasing a girl are as a rule awful but real genius was not and also has a good relevant message about the military industrial complex's ties to the education system

Also heat was really good

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

naem posted:

I forgot that was him, he was so good in that. Probably my favorite western

Yeah awesome movie

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it'd be pretty cool to become a fat old grotesque but have a ton of photographic evidence of having been hot to surprise grandkids etc with

hamilton
Mar 14, 2009

WRONG TURN ASSHOLE

Arian_Samurai posted:

God called Patrick Swayze back to his kingdom far too soon

I just realized after all these years that it's Patrick Swayze...
My whole existence is ruined!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


WTF is this because it's awesome

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i actually really didn't mind spartan that much. i like mamet.

also kristin bell takes off her top so if that's your thing then whatev

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Wasn't Clooney the one that said he made his Batman gay?

edit:
lol:

quote:

In 2006, George Clooney said in an interview with Barbara Walters that in Batman & Robin he played Batman as gay. "I was in a rubber suit and I had rubber nipples. I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay." Walters then asked, "George, is Batman gay?" To which he responded, "No, but I made him gay."[16]

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
this entire flick is a masterpiece, but Kilmer's cruelly hilarious Brando impersonation towards the end is worth it all on its own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QagEozqPZs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Real Genius has the best 80's study montage.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Real Genius has the best 80's study montage.

drat i forgot about real genius. now i want popcorn

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







in laymen's terms, in deference to kent

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i kind of like that val kilmer said gently caress it, got fat, and takes the entire budget of all the lovely movies hes in now so he can live off buffets till the end of his life

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Sorry, Fat Val Kilmer was awesome in mcgruber

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Willow games were better than the movies (both NES and arcade)

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I used to think nobody could top Val Kilmer until I saw Jared Leto in Mr Nobody. Jared Horschblatt "Leto" is a way better character and method actor than Vlad Kilmer and he doesn't even brag about it.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I also learned that Vince Vaughn has a penis looking thumb and John Stamos has an odd bellybutton

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
how much extra does the cage and dwarf cost tia

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Your generation is lucky. My generation had Val Kilmer and Stephen Dorff and we loved them

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Al Cowens posted:

Willow games were better than the movies (both NES and arcade)

truth, the arcade game owned

never saw the movie

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
so apparently i stand corrected. my premise was weak.

Shonuff
Sep 26, 2007
White like Frank Black is
He had a funny part recently in Spoils of Babylon. Kilmer still owns. Also, he was in one of the best movie shootouts ever.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

he got to bang uma thurman in heat

and the salton sea was p good i guess

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

top secret.

sleeve
Jun 28, 2008

Staring as Wayner in a Wonder Years reboot?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

poopzilla posted:

he got to bang uma thurman in heat

and the salton sea was p good i guess
best scene was the JFK pigeon assassination scene

BeepBoopBatman
Apr 21, 2008

poopzilla posted:

he got to bang uma thurman in heat

and the salton sea was p good i guess

he got to oversee a furry orgy in the Island of Dr Moreau

I wouldn't consider that a selling point though

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


That's the look of a man who just ordered dessert.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

please work out

and grow your hair

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
Heat is a fun movie

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it's easy to hate on the handsome man who alienated hollywood and completely chubbed out, but if val kilmer wants to sit fat and happy then that's fine.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Sorry, but Tombstone was peak Kilmer.

Good movies Val Kilmer has been in:
Top Secret
Real Genius
Tombstone
Heat
The Ghost and the Darkness (gently caress you, I liked it)
The Salton Sea
Spartan
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Bad movies Val Kilmer has been in:
Willow
Batman Forever
The Island of Dr Moreau
The Saint
Bad Lieutenant
probably some others

So on the whole I think his Good Movie : Bad Movie ratio is high enough that he can pork out if he wants.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Doc Block posted:



Bad movies Val Kilmer has been in:
Bad Lieutenant


no way

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Kumo posted:

warwick davis played wicket man, show some respect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaxft8-LK88

"That's not what happened to you, did it?"

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
was bad lieutenant actually good?

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