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I'm sorry, but I can't drive 55. And 65 is not enough.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if you drive in sf you waive your right to complain about anything you stupid sissy fucks get a job you bum
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Aug 7, 2014 07:02
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Waltzing Along posted:So often I see people just plow through stop signs. "Oh, you're stopped? I guess that means I don't have to." my favorite if its a cyclists just going full speed down a hill in the opposite direction of traffic in the middle lane. i seriously want san francisoc cyclists to die painfully. many of them deserve death not for inconveniencing me but for being oblivious subhumans
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Aug 7, 2014 07:16
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While I still don't know exactly what happened with this particular driver, I'm not exactly stoked about her killing my cousin. http://www.mercurynews.com/peninsula/ci_26280540/car-veers-off-highway-101-redwood-city-and
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Aug 7, 2014 07:27
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Kombotron posted:my favorite if its a cyclists just going full speed down a hill in the opposite direction of traffic in the middle lane. I wish the city would hire a poo poo ton more cops to just cruise around citing the bicyclists. What? You don't have an ID? Ok, being it to the station and pay your fine to get your bike back, fucker. joe944 posted:While I still don't know exactly what happened with this particular driver, I'm not exactly stoked about her killing my cousin. gently caress dude. I'm sorry.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:38
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Dementedghost posted:Lol, no, I can see your car move, I'm not blind. So you can speed up and prevent me from changing lanes? Even if my lane ends in a brick wall 50 feet ahead? I know your type, fucker. No way - I'll turn on the blinker when I'm good and ready (meaning I'm already in front of you and you can't box me out).
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Aug 7, 2014 08:34
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Correct indication seems to be the first thing people unlearn around here. Pulling out of or into curbs is done without the slightest hesitation, indication or even looking most of the time. I'd also like to curse the people who leave the wrong turn signal on when going around a roundabout. I've counted three times now sitting and waiting for someone who is indicating to go all the way round only for them to turn off while still indicating around. loving. Flick. The. loving. Indicator. Stick. It. Takes. Five. Motherfucking. Microseconds. YOU TWIT. Nobody does it though. I even indicated off the roundabout properly once and the guy waiting on the other side was so shocked he smiled widely at me as he entered and gave me a happy nod. He's probably met Mrs "gently caress it imma indicating all the way around until it goes off by itself fifty meters up the road" a few times himself.
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Aug 7, 2014 09:47
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The only thing an indicator tells you is that the driver's indicator lights are working. Never loving trust an indicator. People are dumb as gently caress and don't know how to use them properly.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:47
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im in a rush yall. its bumber to bumbr traffic during rush hour on geary but igotta go fast and switch these lanes. gently caress you all im mad stop blocking me. honk. almost caused a crash back there.. ha success blasts it to 60 mph for 2 seconds until the next red light.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:12
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miatas are so gay i want my car to be BIG and RED like a FIRETRUCK  this is how big my penis is
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Aug 7, 2014 16:23
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heres my other car it appeals to all of my heterosexual sensibilities and its BUILT FORD TOUGH
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Aug 7, 2014 16:24
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man ur dick must be huge
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Aug 7, 2014 16:30
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No poo poo your giant semi can't make that tight residential corner, better just sit there halfway through the turn for 10 minutes until the other assholes give you enough space to complete the turn.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:30
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Virigoth posted:No poo poo your giant semi can't make that tight residential corner, better just sit there halfway through the turn for 10 minutes until the other assholes give you enough space to complete the turn. i got a giant semi 
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Aug 7, 2014 16:37
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lol at all you posh car having wankers bus crew badman 4 life
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Aug 7, 2014 16:44
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:lol at all you posh car having wankers I wish we had decent public transportation.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:45
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i sometimes drive 5-10 miles under because it's a speed limit not a speed requirement and life is about the journey  namaste
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Aug 7, 2014 16:46
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:lol at all you posh car having wankers get out of our thread about cars, you poor
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Aug 7, 2014 16:53
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:lol at all you posh car having wankers I did not own a car for 7 years and it was mostly glorious. Leaving the city mostly sucked though - buses. However, I had sidewalk rage too, so who knows.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:55
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gently caress buses and bus drivers too actually
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Aug 7, 2014 16:57
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and you know those little kids on bikes and skateboards? gently caress them, too
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Aug 7, 2014 16:58
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the worst things about driving: other drivers speed limits stop signs stop lights pedestrians bicyclists turns lanes fuel
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Aug 7, 2014 16:59
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I don't know if its just where I live, bus buses will randomly pull out into traffic w/ no signal and sideswipe you/force you to drive in the oncoming lane, and they'll run you over if you're a pedestrian at night.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:01
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unexplodable posted:You're a rolling obstacle only because, as previously noted, everyone around you is an impatient rear end who can't chill out and obey the rules of the road. The chill driver isn't causing accidents, it's the childlike need of others to get to their destination 2 minutes sooner that does. Now you can say that's the other drivers fault for trying to pass inappropriately or tailgating or other road rage things, which is fair, but it still wouldn't have happened if the slow driver wasn't there in the first place. It's a Two wrongs don't make a right situation. If you're driving slow on a 2 lane highway, pullover at the nearest convenient spot and let the pile of cars behind you pass. In my state after a certain number of cars that is literally the law (though it is seldom enforced). If you're driving slow in the left lane on a multi lane freeway then I really just don't know what's wrong with you to the point where you'd be that clueless.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:01
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I lived and and drove in Boston for a long time, and always thought it was the worst. But now I'm out in East Bumfuck and everyone's either: 1. Old. 2. A halfwit 3. Disabled and it's the rare time you come upon a car able to do the speed limit. There's a stretch of straight away road posted 50MPH where you can bet folks will be driving 35 and no one will pass. Rural drivers are retarded.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:04
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HEY VAPER posted:get out of our thread about cars, you poor Well shame on me for being more environmentally conscious than you and for not wanting to leave a massive carbon footprint behind as my legacy when i die.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:25
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individually through your life you'll barley leave the tiniest of pinpricks on the earth it's mostly the factories loving poo poo up so people who avoid driving cars and who turn in to nazis about recycling plastic are dumb
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Aug 7, 2014 17:27
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I hate you OP http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3656227 thanks a lot
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Aug 7, 2014 17:29
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Robo Reagan posted:individually through your life you'll leave the tiniest of pinpricks on the earth it's mostly the factories loving poo poo up so people who avoid driving cars and who turn in to nazis about recycling plastic are dumb Way to justify pumping out tons of toxic smoke by saying gently caress it everyone does it. I personally like having polar ice caps and rainforests etc.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:29
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Way to justify pumping out tons of toxic smoke by saying gently caress it everyone does it. I personally like having polar ice caps and rainforests etc. maybe do something about it instead of sitting on the bus w/ your thumb up your rear end before selling overpriced tea in your ghost cafe?? i'm cool with my apathy but it's funny when other people care but only the kind of care that involves posting online about it
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Aug 7, 2014 17:32
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Well shame on me for being more environmentally conscious than you and for not wanting to leave a massive carbon footprint behind as my legacy when i die. which are u????
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Aug 7, 2014 17:32
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redshirt posted:I'm sorry, but I can't drive 55. Take a seat, nerd
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Aug 7, 2014 17:34
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Robo Reagan posted:maybe do something about it instead of sitting on the bus w/ your thumb up your rear end before selling overpriced tea in your ghost cafe?? Spreading awareness is one of the most constructive things you can do. Think of all the African children that haven't died since Live 8 i don't have any statistics handy but I'm guessing a lot. Sorry guys didnt realise that getting from A to B as fast as possible was more important than saving the dolphins these days my bad!
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Aug 7, 2014 17:38
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gently caress the ROW posted:Take a seat, nerd I bet you're one of those idiots who thinks they're a good driver and everyone else is terrible, when the truth is, you're terrible too.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:43
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Hello thread. I'm posting from my miata at 85. Lol!!
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Spreading awareness is one of the most constructive things you can do. Think of all the African children that haven't died since Live 8 i don't have any statistics handy but I'm guessing a lot. dolphins are rapey idiots and the sooner they're wiped out the better
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Aug 7, 2014 18:03
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lol thats slower than traffic flow ona good day on 101
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redshirt posted:I bet you're one of those idiots who thinks they're a good driver and everyone else is terrible, when the truth is, you're terrible too.
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If you are driving in the passing lane passing nothing but the time you need to go buttfuck yourself to death with a broken bottle. You are not the speed setter....The police do that(especially in Virginia). The PASSING lane is for PASSING CARS not the time, shitcunts. If you're one of those people that cut in line at the last second because you think your time is more important than everyone elses you should take a nose dive off a cell tower and land eye 1st on a sharp stick. And the motherfucking shitstain that thought it would be a good idea to shutdown 150+ miles of 2 lanes of I-35 from Austin to Dallas all at the same loving time just so they could work on a mile at a time needs to die of eye cancer and rectal cancer while on fire. THERE ARE loving TREES GROWING IN THE HOLES WHERE PERFECTLY GOOD LANES WERE YOU FUCKERS! Why not 20 miles at a time?  Tambaloneus posted:You'd love New Zealand! They have these roads labelled as "Scenic Route" which should be relabeled "Near Death Experiences" windy as gently caress cliffside roads with NO VERGE and a nice flimsy barrier between you and the two hundred meter drop to oh hell gently caress me is that a loving combi van husk down there on the rocks? It is, right next to the smashed to gently caress hire car corpse. Oh look a local is overtaking us on a hairpin bend, god speed insane loving NZ bastard! Don't forget about having to dodge all those double length log trucks on those same little roads that might have a bit of string and a reflector instead of metal and wood to stop you plumetting to your death.
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