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Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013

by Ion Helmet


1. I want to travel through time in my life
2. I want to date Rachel McAdams
3. I have no friends and are mostly miserable lol

loving romantic comedies are A+ for making you feel like a lonely miserable piece of poo poo

this motherfucker is TRAVELING THROUGH TIME to date Rachel McAdams how can you loving compete with that

I bet this idiot travels through time too how else could he score Christina Hendricks



loving romantic movies

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


her tits look kind of grotesque in that pic

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Using time travel to date is possibly the worst use of time travel powers.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013

by Ion Helmet


Trixie Hardcore posted:

Using time travel to date is possibly the worst use of time travel powers.

Don't judge me you don't know what it feels like to be alone forever

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



If you could travel back in time would you date Hitler if it could prevent the Holocaust & WW2?

Wachepti
Oct 31, 2003


Cucking Mama posted:

her tits look kind of grotesque in that pic

nope

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

He's the schnozzberries guy from Super Troopers. He can do whatever he wants.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


it's not a great pic of her in general but those tits in particular are giving me a migraine

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013

by Ion Helmet


Trixie Hardcore posted:

If you could travel back in time would you date Hitler if it could prevent the Holocaust & WW2?

I'm a Stalin kind of guy, sorry

Shrinkage
Oct 23, 2010


Cucking Mama posted:

her tits look kind of grotesque in that pic

You are gay.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Cucking Mama posted:

her tits look kind of grotesque in that pic

Grotesque that they aren't covered in cum you mean?

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


^^ this dude knows whats up

Cucking Mama posted:

it's not a great pic of her in general but those tits in particular are giving me a migraine

dude you better check yourself u might be gay


them titties are awesome, wanna juggle em and bury my head in between them (both heads actually)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

Christina Hendricks is married to a dude that played a bigger goon than Farva in Super Troopers lol

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


MrQwerty posted:

Christina Hendricks is married to a dude that played a bigger goon than Farva in Super Troopers lol

holy gently caress


must have been the near-naked "i love acid!!!" scene

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


seriously though that guy might be the luckiest dude ever



I am trying to envision anything better than waking up every morning next to those titties and I'm coming up empty handed

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


those tits make me nauseous

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


if I was her husband I would probably on those gazongas

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013

by Ion Helmet


Cucking Mama posted:

if I was her husband I would probably on those gazongas

Classy

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Wasn't she also in The Time Traveler's Wife

I guess in the future everyone travels back in time to gently caress Rachel McAdams

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i'd like to have sex with that lady and id also pay particular attention to her breasts

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i find her breasts sexually attractive

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



wanna gently caress dat bithc

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



how big do you think her nipples plus areolas are

do you think they're darker than her skin or light coloures
i like the light coloured ones the best how about everyone else

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.


wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I am trying to envision anything better than waking up every morning next to those titties and I'm coming up empty handed

Well, metaphorically empty handed, I'm sure.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i like big pale areolas and big nipples

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


I don't want to dwell on that kind of thing. I think her boobs look monstrous

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



im masturebating right now as i type im using one hand than the other

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


I don't think I'm capable of masturbating to that. I find it repellent

carrion kit
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


taht goblin has some tremendous boobs

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



just try it dude

just look and try it i'm doing it lets jo together

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



im over those tits now im going to do something different

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


those tits are the pits, as they say in the uk

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4078 days!


Her tits don't even remotely fit in that dress, but she said gently caress it, I like her style.

Fargo Fukes
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

I am distressed that you goons have become distracted by tits instead of focussing on the egregious fumbling of time travel present in this film's narrative.

...

(tits)

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


lonesomedwarf posted:

im over those tits now im going to do something different

annnnnd he's finished

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


i'd gently caress those tits even if i hated them, they're so epic

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

lonesomedwarf posted:

how big do you think her nipples plus areolas are

do you think they're darker than her skin or light coloures
i like the light coloured ones the best how about everyone else

who cares you can't see what color they are when they're in my mouth

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


takes all kinds I guess. I would rather everybody came in my mouth than suckle at those godawful things

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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

who's a good doggy

that movie was a waste of Bill Nighy

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