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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Waffles Never Die


Requesting internet scams to make easy money

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pram
Jun 10, 2001



start a forum that people pay money to join

mishaq
Aug 17, 2005

^_^V

create an app that sends people "yo" and get a million in vc funding

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


make a webpage that purports to have legitimate content on it, specific for a niche that people will search for, containing lots of buzz words that relate to said niche, but then slather it with ads

let the money roll in as people find your page by Searching and keep digging and clicking your links looking for actual information as every single time they do so, you profit!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


pram posted:

start a forum that people pay money to join

also ban people for arbitrary reasons and make them pay money to get back in & they have to rebuy any acct customizations they had

pram
Jun 10, 2001



you wont believe how this website makes money, and why thats a problem

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just keep Cool-idge.

build a website ending in .ly and do that awful javascript/html5 animation scrolling thing

investors love that poo poo

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002


OP are u graham

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




google

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003




no_meds=f4

wikipedia but just for stats

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


bailbondee.net - the web 2.0 crowdsourcing app / site that allows you to post bail on behalf of anonymous strangers on 140 characters that they write describing their own good will promising to repay you in double once they are able to

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003




no_meds=f4

Sniep posted:

bailbondee.net - the web 2.0 crowdsourcing app / site that allows you to post bail on behalf of anonymous strangers on 140 characters that they write describing their own good will promising to repay you in double once they are able to

could get press and make you a fortune before being forgotten a week later. i say go for it

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003



pretend to be a hot girl on world of warcraft

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


I've got two words for ya, OP: bit coin

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

ProRes 4444 Only


buy cheap poo poo in bulk on alibaba and then sell them individually for a markup.

pram
Jun 10, 2001



Doc Block posted:

buy cheap poo poo in bulk on alibaba and then sell them individually for a markup.

TOO MUCH WORK!!!!

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

ProRes 4444 Only


idk man, buying a shitload of servos for $0.50 apiece and selling them for $3.00 individually seems like a nice return if you can front the money to buy them in the first place

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”


Doc Block posted:

idk man, buying a shitload of servos for $0.50 apiece and selling them for $3.00 individually seems like a nice return if you can front the money to buy them in the first place

okay sparkfun

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”


the secret is to have things drop shipped from the companies so you carry 0 inventory

pram
Jun 10, 2001



TOO MUCH WORK!!!!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Doc Block posted:

idk man, buying a shitload of servos for $0.50 apiece and selling them for $3.00 individually seems like a nice return if you can front the money to buy them in the first place

do this but like with fuckin jet engines or something, just buy em for $500000 and then all you have to do is sell ONE for $3000000 and then just gently caress it, take the rest of the year off, beats the poo poo outta makin chump money two and a half bucks at a time

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.


hey there's still 10 more pages in the current bitcoin thread

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

ProRes 4444 Only


did someone already do "create a pointless, myopic silicon valley tech startup and sell it for a billion dollars to facebook" yet?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003




no_meds=f4

Doc Block posted:

did someone already do "create a pointless, myopic silicon valley tech startup and sell it for a billion dollars to facebook" yet?

no boss appears u got the monopoly on being an unfunny garbage can

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

ProRes 4444 Only


cool thx

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



become one of those people with 1 simple tricks that doctors really really hate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



PuTTY riot posted:

OP are u graham

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



pram posted:

TOO MUCH WORK!!!!

I did this with some ram. I'm tight as gently caress so I was like, how can I upgrade my pc without it cosring money

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!


change your name to Lord Raffle Beard and take money for raffle tickets

but there is no raffle

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!


Sniep posted:

bailbondee.net - the web 2.0 crowdsourcing app / site that allows you to post bail on behalf of anonymous strangers on 140 characters that they write describing their own good will promising to repay you in double once they are able to

man dont give away such good ideas

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002


Valeyard posted:

change your name to Lord Raffle Beard and take money for raffle tickets

but there is no raffle

the winner gets a raffle ticket

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.


become a hacker

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC

cut out the middleman!!! And just give me ur cash directly

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007



Is this the new bitcoin thread?

pram
Jun 10, 2001



no its in gbs

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


i spent part of the day reading about enron and if i learned anything it's that's it's really easy to scam people then fake your own death

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


Make a "Christian Alternative to Reddit" called christit.com and then post about how its so lol on reddit. Make sure to put up lots of ads first though.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.


amazon but cheaper and faster

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009




pram posted:

start a forum that people pay money to join

the most troll free forums on the net

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

step 1 move to sf
step 2 buy a ballpit
step 3 disrupt the space
step 4 go public for billions of dollars

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