US Politics August - The Frontline in the War on Whites

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Nonsense posted:

and my Lambo's blue.

An I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:22

InequalityGodzilla: May 31, 2012

MrUnderbridge posted:

Ah, crap. That jacket's my moms clan tartan.

Ah, so you're a proud member of the Mcbastard clan along with ol' Ron?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:54

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

DoubleDonut posted:

Oh man, I never realized how Ben Carson is somehow both a surgeon and a chickenhawk. First do no harm unless it's someone else doing harm on my behalf, preferably to Muslims!

(Related, I can't wait for people to insist that Carson be referred to as "Doctor" all the time. I've seen the same thing with Ron Paul, as if being an obstretician was at all related to anything any elected official actually does. Please supply your own Bill Clinton joke here.)

When even Pope Francis says it's OK to go hog while against ISIS, I'm going to give Ben Carson a pass with aggressive language.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 02:27

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

Obama should show up to an event dressed like this:

and never acknowledge that he's wearing it.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 02:57

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Can't post for 9 hours!

BiggerBoat posted:

Where would you rank "knife"?

I mean OK. It's cool that that yours came in handy "a couple of times" and all that, when you had to cut an apple or carve a pinewood derby car, but seriously. Is "knife" before or after "claw hammer", "acetylene torch", "BB Gun" or "ice pick"? So, between the two of us, a knife came in handy exactly TWICE, if I'm doing the math correctly, and both times it was in an "Oh. How convenient" way? I don't think preventing 14 year old kids from bringing weapons to school constitutes fascism or a violation of the 2nd Amendment.

My parents would have dressed me down and threatened to kick my rear end if I decided to bring a loving knife to school. I look forward to sending my child to a school that disallows knives.

I think you may be an idiot.

I'm fine with saying kids can't bring their own knives to school (although I think it's fine for a teenager to have a pocketknife outside it for sure).

I'm not fine with people spouting idiocy about how knives have no use and can never be involved in anything remotely educational and knifes are always bad and oh so scary and blah blah blah kids should never be exposed to anything with possible danger involved ohmygolly gee.

They are tools. I've used both claw hammers and torches in school in addition to knives. They have their place and their purpose. None of what you listed is as dangerous as the table saw students were allowed to use.

Well, my school disagreed with your "tools have no educational value" stupidity, big whoop.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:05

Grundulum: Feb 28, 2006

DoctorWhat posted:

Obama should show up to an event dressed like this:

and never acknowledge that he's wearing it.

...

Holy ulterior motives, Batman!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:05

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

My motives have never been ulterior. They are entirely transparent. I want Barack Obama to do a Colin Baker cosplay and refuse to acknowledge that he's doing it.

I am a creature of simple pleasures.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:09

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

MrUnderbridge posted:

Ah, crap. That jacket's my moms clan tartan.

well that stuffs all made up bullshit by English aristocracy anyway

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:19

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Barack Wonka would also be fun.

Or just gently caress with the conservatives and do a full on Joker cosplay while addressing the nation.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:20

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 252 days!

DoctorWhat posted:

My motives have never been ulterior. They are entirely transparent. I want Barack Obama to do a Colin Baker cosplay and refuse to acknowledge that he's doing it.

I am a creature of simple pleasures.

How about he just walk around with any of the recent Doctors, in character, and pretend that's totally normal?

If I were Obama, I'd spend my precious free time coming up with and executing elaborate performance art pranks.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:38

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

DoctorWhat posted:

My motives have never been ulterior. They are entirely transparent. I want Barack Obama to do a Colin Baker cosplay and refuse to acknowledge that he's doing it.

I am a creature of simple pleasures.

I thought it was a lawn jockey

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:51

Swan Oat: Oct 9, 2012; I was selected for my skill.

Bhaal posted:

Pffft. Tan suits. I have a wool comforter in my house that is the same pattern--and from the looks of it, material and thickness--as what the Gipper has on here:

ahaha we were discussing The Audacity of Taupe at work yesterday and this exact image of Reagan was emailed out to everyone. Weird to see it again.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:36

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

US Politics September - The Audacity of Taupe

# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:21

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Torpor posted:

That is so American it hurts.

Anyone know if Kshama Sawant is going to run for national office? That would be fun if she got even a little rhetorical traction.

She barely got a seat on the nonpartisan city council in what is one of the most left-tolerant cities in America, and doesn't even have the kind of support needed to make Mayor. She's not going to be able to grab a US Senate seat in Washington State, and she'd even be unlikely to get a US House seat (since both Seattle districts go into neighboring towns).

# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:39

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
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Luigi Thirty posted:

US Politics September - The Audacity of Taupe

Please make it this

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:58

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Interesting, but I don't know how much it will hurt McConnell.

quote:

McConnell�s Campaign Manager Steps Down

WASHINGTON � Senator Mitch McConnell, already facing what could be the toughest election in his career, lost his campaign manager on Friday night.

The manager, Jesse Benton, issued a statement just after 6 p.m. abruptly announcing his departure and citing reports about his �role in past campaigns.� Mr. Benton was referring to his job as a senior official in former Representative Ron Paul�s 2012 presidential campaign, which paid an Iowa state senator to switch his support from Representative Michele Bachmann to Mr. Paul right before the state�s caucus.

The state senator, Kent Sorenson, who resigned last year, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to obstruction of justice charges stemming from the bribery scandal. He acknowledged accepting $73,000 from Mr. Paul�s campaign to drop his support for Mrs. Bachmann.

Mr. Benton has not been implicated in the case, but his position in Mr. Paul�s campaign has revived questions about what he knew about the bribe, and the case put Mr. McConnell, the Senate minority leader, on the defensive during an already difficult week.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 08:11

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Alkydere posted:

Barack Wonka would also be fun.

Or just gently caress with the conservatives and do a full on Joker cosplay while addressing the nation.

We already have photoshops of that https://www.google.com/search?site=...JsnE&gws_rd=ssl

# ? Aug 30, 2014 08:25

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

ufarn posted:

Let's please forget the painful minutes where Cheney was the functioning president of the United States of God Help Us.

Yeah January 20, 2001 � January 20, 2009 really sucked a fat one.

Mad Hamish posted:

Can someone explain this whole tan suit thing? I've looked it up and I'm terribly confused as to what the issue is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuoiRr6hLjg&t=186s

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Aug 30, 2014

# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:15

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.