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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

i'd like to know, but that song was too awful to listen too.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

John Kruk posted:

That is a pretty good autism honeypot image.
And furthermore!
:goonsay:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ave jupiter

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

nice

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I was about to comment on how ridiculous this projection was before I wondered if that was the joke.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ArbitraryC posted:

I was about to comment on how ridiculous this projection was before I wondered if that was the joke.

it's not a joke. from what I've read in these threads its a reality!

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
everyone has the innate capacity to be sexually deviant but you have to be adventurous enough to discover it. if you're really square then you will stay in a socially acceptable box and refuse to cross any boundaries because it's just more comfortable for you not to take such risks. if you feel set apart from normies from the start then you'll find yourself more inclined to hang out with and be corrupted by marginalized communities.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Everyone on SA is either gay, trans, or asexual. Is that deviant?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

dont forget incel, bigot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Everyone on SA is either gay, trans, or asexual. Is that deviant?

i'm none of those, but I am a devient

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kyrie eleison posted:

if you feel set apart from normies from the start then you'll find yourself more inclined to hang out with and be corrupted by marginalized communities.

The best kind of corruption.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Basically every girl I gently caress likes when I choke them in a controlling way; same with pulling hair. They've all had some sort of fantasy and it usually was submissive. The current girl I'm with kinda gets off on exhibitionism so we end up loving while on runs in the woods and it kinda owns. I'm way into accents to where it'll raise a girls attractiveness considerably. I'm down with everything besides poo poo going up my butt, basically. If you are only having vanilla sex then you aren't getting laid enough. Where is the line for deviancy now?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

I'm down with everything besides poo poo going up my butt

guys with butt boundaries are the worst :cripes:

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Is the prostate awesome enough to be penetrated for? I mean really? Like am I just gonna bust one during a prostate exam?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

guys with butt boundaries are the worst :cripes:

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
post your prostate experiences itt please

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
itt the kind of person who only ever eats Happy Meals well into adulthood

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

post your prostate experiences itt please

Lame IME. I think it is just some nonsense invented by homos to trick people.

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

hosed up if true

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

Is the prostate awesome enough to be penetrated for? I mean really? Like am I just gonna bust one during a prostate exam?
if i fingered your hole you'd :gizz: so hard we'd have to pull the bedsheets out of your rear end

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

yep its like males were made 4 anal just ask the greeks they knew a lot about this

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

whoflungpoop posted:

if i fingered your hole you'd :gizz: so hard we'd have to pull the bedsheets out of your rear end

Nuh uh, I've tried this a bunch of times and it doesn't work.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Nuh uh, I've tried this a bunch of times and it doesn't work.

whoflungpoop & Maoist Pussy have been hooking up? I would not have predicted that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

whoflungpoop & Maoist Pussy have been hooking up? I would not have predicted that.

i'm surprised maoist pussiy is hooking up with anyone

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
condition your wiener until it is a tempered steel lance that can punish the orifices of blushing church girls and anus-gumming leather grandpas with equal voracity. Train mind and body to withstand any caress or satisfy itself with a grainy .jpg of roadkill. Once you have met every depravity and been found its master, only then will you have attained the way of The Sex

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
sometimes i've came so hard my prostate kinda hurt i think

like in a good way though prob not cancer

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

i'm surprised maoist pussiy is hooking up with anyone

i'm actually a trendsetter and a spectacular lover. i have made love to so many now; my hunger for strange turns ever more exotic and rarified.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Maoist Pussy posted:

i'm actually a trendsetter and a spectacular lover. i have made love to so many now; my hunger for strange turns ever more exotic and rarified.

Oh god, you're building a lady out of parts of other ladies aren't you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh god, you're building a lady out of parts of other ladies aren't you?

look out for the poster with a broken wrist

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh god, you're building a lady out of parts of other ladies aren't you?

I wasn't...

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Give her at least two vaginas. Trust me on this.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
what. why.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Give her at least two vaginas. Trust me on this.

why would I want that? I can only lick one at a time?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I've tried bondage and the whole dom/sub thing and it was p. cool, but I drew the line at getting doubleteamed. Am I too conservative? Am I Ronald Raegan now?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

In case you break one.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
It is really cisnormative for you to assume that my murderzombielady doll would have any vaginas at all.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Okay, now you're starting to sound like a sexual deviant.

naem
May 29, 2011

Inevitable posted:

Oh yeah baby, Ima put my penis in your pussy, Ima wiggle it around till it goes patooey

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'd gently caress me.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
sometimes i have sex in dirty bathrooms or in changing rooms

other times i spank really hard, or pin them down, or put someone in a full nelson while going ramming speed

and sometimes, i just like a good handjob ya know?

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