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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

the secret blossom of the bottom

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i regularly flay my penis but its not because i like the pain its because the scar tissue makes it much bigger

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bring back rapism

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ave jupiter

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

dont forget incel, bigot

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

yep its like males were made 4 anal just ask the greeks they knew a lot about this

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when i masturbate on the internet i bang the table with my knees over and over

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i heard ayn rand was good at anal prolapse

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i love haveing sex.,... i love sex!!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

can someon eplease answer this question i really want to know

lonesomedwarf posted:

that reminds me why do people say "double post" or "quote is not edit" instead of just hitting back is there a forums reason am i breakign the forums when i do this because i do it all the time

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oval office raja posted:

oh it's because we don't all focus 100% of our attention on our Something Awful Posting and aren't really paying attention, and don't notice we hit quote and not edit until we hit reply and there's two posts

okay thats cool but why not just hit back or close the tab or whatever that was really hte point of the question i mean i know its not a big issue or anything but sometimes i just wonder about things like this probably because i have no real life or friends or anyone significant in my life that i can talk to about things even though i am now past 30 oh god i hate myself someone help

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

hold on buddy itll be ok :ohdear:

how about i run you a nice hot bath? you just soak and relax. ill make soup and sandwiches, we'll take it easy at home tonight and when you're ready to talk about it ill be here to listen and thumbfuck your peehole til yourdick explodes like a microwaved hot dog

got drat sounds good to me ill start now

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ouch

... ha ha ha just kidding i didnt really do it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

being a househusband sounds pretty sweet id do it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im real hungry and cant sleep i think my brain broke some time earlier tonight

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gonna gently caress obamacares

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

edit: i'm

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im gonna gently caress this year

this is the year, that i will gently caress

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oval office raja posted:

lol at the dude who doesn't think intimacy exists


to answer your other questions, because we don't notice we replied to ourselves until we've already hit submit. hitting 'back' after submitting doesn't make it go away


my other fetish is talking too much

thanks


oval office raja posted:

what type of loving

all the positions. on top, doggy, and normal

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oval office raja posted:

touching a butt is nice too


mmmm yeah

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

But everything I said as ThePriceJustWentUp was pretty chill.

oh hey did you ever come to terms with your homosexuality

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

let me tell you about sex and sexual activities. first

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




m... m'ladies *farts*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

obamacares i would gently caress you in the butt

obamacares want to gently caress

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nah im not british but i guess you're close

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Noblesse Obliged posted:

boy howdy do i like a big ole pair of titties

god drat, same3 here

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Let me wank about you instead. Whats great about you

im pretty chill irl and a cool guy, people seem to like me but usually i keep to myself because i am brooding and dark like batman but weaker and probably less assertifve

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

also a lot poorer than i guess batman is

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

poorer? more poor? poorfag?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Because they attribute spectacular qualities to an expanded sense of self that has escaped nothing, transcended nothing, and done nothing for them, but they try to convince everyone they are a changed person and full of love bliss happiness and all the rest. Spiritual materialism, chasing after states and attainments.

or they like suckering dumbarses for cash and don't really believe it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:

I live in America, where can I find this welfare drinking country because I want to move there now

australia qualifies but it's not worth it man

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

please dont capitilize my name

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ps. a gently caress joke. dicks, bals

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

poo poo i didnt even see those posts above that say dicks and balls

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

people misusing the word "literally" makes me rock hard so naturally i am constantly masturbating while browsing these forums

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i hope one day in the future there is a device that allows womens breasts to expand and shrink depending on how aroused they are

i wouldn't need a car as i could use it as a form of transport, just say "hello" to a lady and get knocked down the block

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

might as well just get it over with

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Daikatana, what is your favorite sexual position?

unresponsive anime waifu pillow

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