Is sexual deviance that widespread or are wierdos just extra loud about it?

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Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Doing anal and a bit of light bondage is "sexual deviance" these days? Did I somehow time travel and wake up in the fifties?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 10:24

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 21:05

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

there's no way that's an actual fetish

It totally is.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 18:30

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

I have actually done some pretty degenerate things sexually in the past (bordering on abhorrent in my mind) but I gain no satisfaction out of shouting about them from the rooftops, which is what seems to be cool on the streets these days, to proclaim how "sex positive" and liberated you are from sexual repression, just as you are just as chained to your whims and proclivities as you ever were, even through their proud expression. What happened to trying to be better, instead of this race to the bottom.

Two or more adults having consensual fun together is a race to the bottom. :rolleyes:

Jesus, when did this place become a haven for prudes? We invented swap.avi here, if that sort of stuff bothers you so much maybe you ought to leave and go somewhere else. Maybe a Mormon temple or whatever.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 10:09

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Cream_Filling posted:

pretty sure most people arent proud of swap.avi except for the weird poop fetishist who convinced people it was a "joke" and suckered them into paying for it

it's the principle of the thing. internet virgins should be quiet instead of demanding that everybody else get as little action as they do. :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 19:35

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Clitch posted:

Can we get away from the sheltered, missionary position goons, and the broken, sadbrains goons, and get back to the funny sex talk?

yes please

here is a funny sex:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 20:03

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

There's no reason to be ashamed of smoking crack rocks either by that logic

Whatever you need to do to feel good

You really have issues, you know that?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 22:46

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Too close to home for you? Sorry about that I don't need to rock the boat anymore, go back to what you were doing

Not really, I don't do drugs. Comparing buttsex to the abuse of self-destructive, potentially deadly illegal narcotics is a degree of sexual repression that I didn't even think existed outside of ex-gay brainwashing groups, though. Like, seriously, this isn't healthy. You should consider therapy.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 22:56

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Lube's cheap and dicks are free.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 23:11

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

See, you're already making progress.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 23:16

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm confused. So there's a special name for something ordinary?

It's the latin word for "on this side" just like trans is the latin word for "on the other side." Scientists like having special words even for ordinary things because it makes them easier to define. It's not a made-up tumblr term.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 16:51

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

It's the difference between the words "direction" and "left."

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 16:59

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

It's really not that terribly hard to understand, unless you're doing your best to find a reason to be upset about it. Which makes as much sense as getting angry about being called right-handed instead of normal-handed, but whatever.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 17:43

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

oval office raja posted:

they did not know I was female

That would've only hyped them up more.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 19:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

They ought to. Ugly-rear end flappy beef curtains make me glad I'm gay.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 19:55

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

so how about them sexual deviances. what hosed-up poo poo did you do today?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 18:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

that is pretty hosed up but generic. did you wank it to any molluscs or what?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 19:08

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

i prefer "a dude."

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 19:44

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 21:05

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

nooo

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 19:46

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