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Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



A big fat pigeon waddled into my tea shop about half an hour ago (he is too fat to fly) and sat himself in the corner and seems perfectly happy just relaxing to the Bob Marley I have playing. I tried to shoo him but he just gave me a look as if to say 'chill Winston' and as you can see the trail of biscuit crumbs (fig & almond cantucci biscuits) leading to the door has no effect. Should i just let reggae pigeon be? He is currently enjoying no woman no cry.

Gypsum Fantastic fucked around with this message at Aug 6, 2014 around 09:15

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


no one care

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003




u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



Digiwizzard posted:

u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl

harsh, but fair

Dreggon
Aug 24, 2011



That pigeon seems cool, make sure it's not hurt it might have some emotional baggage

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Digiwizzard posted:

u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl

True but as flattered as i am in your interest in my life this is not about me this is about reggae pigeon. I may try other flavours of biscuits, i really thought he'd go for them.

Update: he is now chilling to 'jammin', a workmate came in and said i should call the RSPB (royal society for the protection of birds) but what kind of a man would i be if i cant shoo a pigeon.

Gypsum Fantastic fucked around with this message at Aug 6, 2014 around 09:31

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

by Lowtax


hope you get a disease from it

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Just keep talking to him. If you're half as annoying in real life as you are on SA he'll leave very quickly.

Obscuritatem
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube


he's not fat, he's fluffed up because he's unwell and trying to find a quiet warm spot like ill birds do.
you should give him a cup of tea.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



show him your balls

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013


Winner #5 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
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i'm bitchmade and tried to change my av, which i shouldn't do lol!!!

all animals like bob marley

one love

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG5VpGk

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

A big fat pigeon waddled into my tea shop about half an hour ago (he is too fat to fly) and sat himself in the corner and seems perfectly happy just relaxing to the Bob Marley I have playing. I tried to shoo him but he just gave me a look as if to say 'chill Winston' and as you can see the trail of biscuit crumbs (fig & almond cantucci biscuits) leading to the door has no effect. Should i just let reggae pigeon be? He is currently enjoying no woman no cry.



Could be a ghost pigeon make a note.

avatarinwin
Sep 15, 2013


i say just let the penguin be op he cant cause any harm

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Bake him into a pie. That's a British thing, right?

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


boogie on reggae pigeon

that's my philosophy

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003



just a pigeon, dude. firmly stamp on it.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008
I like bread

Talk to the pigeon about a new exciting investment opportunity in bitcoin.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Update: I solved the pigeon situation by putting on some of my bad Swedish folk music and he pretty much wtf'd and walked out the shop. He went into an empty marquis opposite the shop and is still there. I think a previous poster is right he came into the shop to die, and now he's gone there to die instead. RIP reggae pigeon.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

he's the one who gives his body/
as a weapon of the war/
and without him all this killing can't go on


Fatshaming birds is a new gibbis low.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Update: I solved the pigeon situation by putting on some of my bad Swedish folk music and he pretty much wtf'd and walked out the shop. He went into an empty marquis opposite the shop and is still there. I think a previous poster is right he came into the shop to die, and now he's gone there to die instead. RIP reggae pigeon.

Bitchin, that was probably Bob Marley reincarnated as a pigeon and you just scared him away. Its for the best he proly had ebola.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Gypsum Fantastic posted:

bad Swedish folk music

who

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Chief Rocka


does he really need to be any more specific

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


voted 1, thread should have been titled "real gay pigeon"

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

by Lowtax


Palpek posted:

serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick

same

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

but what kind of a man would i be if i cant shoot a pigeon.

get your gun loaded

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012




Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009


Palpek posted:

serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick

That was forums goon you irl. His last Ebola-ridden moments on this earth and you had to play your Wallander soundtrack at him, wtf OP.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010



Ha! you own a tea shop.
Anyway enjoy your bird corpse.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Stevie Lee posted:

does he really need to be any more specific

he doesn't need to do anything but i asked because i just want to know man, i just want to know about the band, okay


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother.

thanks ill listen and maybe j/o depending on how tasty they atre

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i listened to the song. in this moment of time we were connected by a sound we could both hear wow man prety intense.

it was okay if i ever have the opportunity to listen to more i wont object but i also wont go out of my way to do it

anyway gotta go i have to listen to the sound of men with kiss makeup screeching into metal rubbish bins

tranime scholar
Jun 5, 2006


play rznv for him

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqL8ls8CaEA

let him listen to they sound of his people

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother.
Oh my god everything you enjoy is so boring, I bet you are just the worst in bed.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007


Winner #8 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).


so you chased a patron out of your shop

2/5 customer service, needs improvement

tomstuart
Aug 1, 2006

First we make sex, create. . . babies. And then, yes, and then . . . we eat.


bird man just wanted you to play some hot san fran dance music for him, or some eurobeat

pigeon gay. so what

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013


Winner #5 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
i'm bitchmade and tried to change my av, which i shouldn't do lol!!!

pigeons need love too

http://claudiears.wordpress.com/201...eon-love-story/

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


Flannelette posted:

Ha! you own a tea shop.
Anyway enjoy your bird corpse.

pigeons are great with chips.

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


what the poo poo is a "tea" "shop"?

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