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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009



Im straight

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Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



Very carefully

avatarinwin
Sep 15, 2013


just guess circumsized, you're more often right than you're wrong.

unless you're in europe, then its more uncircumsized.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

You ask if they are a Jew.

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009



avatarinwin posted:

just guess circumsized, you're more often right than you're wrong.

unless you're in europe, then its more uncircumsized.

i dont want to take any chances

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS



easily solved

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!


sniff them.

Do they smell like dick cheese? uncut
otherwise they're either cut or have good hygeine

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002



If they're clean they're circumcised.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012


look for signs of sexual repression, people whose dicks were forcibly mutilated without their consent tend to have some issues

Kleen_TheRowdyDog
Feb 17, 2014

1. Work the Steps
2. Go to Meetings
3. Drunk post in GBS


warning: sometimes it tough to tell if a guy is italian (uncut) or jew (cut)


Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

You're wasting valuable life force, team!


Ask them if they're a gay bitch retard. If they say yes they're probably circumsized.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010



Hand down their pants, works every time.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


can i smell yo dick?

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

Ppffft piece of cake: touch it

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

Flannelette posted:

Hand down their pants, works every time.

gently caress.

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009



Dave Concepcion posted:

look for signs of sexual repression, people whose dicks were forcibly mutilated without their consent tend to have some issues

can you recommend some good trigger words i can say in front of them to gauge their reaction? snip, cut, etc.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


can you imagine a dick which hasn't been mutilated when the owner of said dick was a child? hosed up

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009



Flannelette posted:

Hand down their pants, works every time.

no this doesnt sound good (did i mention im straight)

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

Most circumcised men are also short and can't eat cilantro. Hope this helps!

Computer viking
May 30, 2011


Listen to their accent. If they don't sound American, they're probably uncut. If they do sound American, fall back on hand down their pants.

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

If they're not wearing pants, just put your hand down your own pants.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004



Ask them. Most guys enjoy talking about their dicks with strangers.

Pickle dicker
May 25, 2014


Seriouspost: Why are doctors who advocate for circumcision usually creepy pedos?

http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?...Brian_J._Morris
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?...Jake_H._Waskett
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?...Edgar_J._Schoen
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Gilgal_Society
delicious child foreskins mmm yes

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012


Highly Unnecessary posted:

can you recommend some good trigger words i can say in front of them to gauge their reaction? snip, cut, etc.

"just the tip"

Ootrek
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk


[rocking in the fetal position] same

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


well OP you cant see it if it's jammed in ur mouth maybe the would be a good way to figure it out??

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

NiceGuy posted:

well OP you cant see it if it's jammed in ur mouth maybe the would be a good way to figure it out??

If it's very long you might see some of it but not the end pertinent here so yes that is a good tip.

( "tip")

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010



Highly Unnecessary posted:

no this doesnt sound good (did i mention im straight)

Your thinking awful hard about other guys dicks for a straight man.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


It you go to lunch with them do they offer to pay the bill? If not then they are circumcised.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


make an off-hand remark about how much better being circumcised is because apparently uncut guys can't resist flying into a frothy rage over it

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


smell our dicks thru the pants its usually p stinky cuz of dick cheese

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Wear a comical hat that looks like a foreskin, see if the other person appreciates the humor, if they don't they are probably circumcised.

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008

a kitty, in space


most guys have posted their dick somewhere. YOU can be almost positive based on region, but to be sure just do a little digging online, you are bound to find a dick pic. In a desperate situation keep a facebook as a hot girl and just ask for a dick pic.

a medical mystery
Dec 15, 2007

You're cute!


best way is to become gay for cock op

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008

a kitty, in space


turdriver posted:

can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

you can byob fyad and like tumblr facebook twitter I guess

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



try to see if he'll let you sell him a small dick windbreaker

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

Have sex with them and then ask how much they enjoyed it. If they say "a lot" then probably uncut.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



turdriver posted:

can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

Why would you need to have a place on SA to share your dick?

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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


Trixie Hardcore posted:

Why would you need to have a place on SA to share your dick?
i love to show off

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