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Jett



oh look at this. some chucklefuck in night stock tried to make an old UPC unreadable by drawing a like through it horizontally. plebs

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Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
hah, wow guy, looks like you really should not be buying 5 bags of oreos.

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


if i were the one robbing this store and holding everyone hostage, you can be darn sure i'd be tougher with the hostage negotiator. also i'd allow more bathroom breaks...come on, you have the numbers to watch us all, and don't you think it'd help bring us to your side? plus, i wouldn't gag the hostages and lock them in the stockroom, like you did to me, so i couldn't hear their great advice on how to make the robbery go better. amateurs.

Angry Fish


god dammit manage your gently caress trophy you stupid whore.

wth

forever gaming, forever

My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks!

wth

forever gaming, forever

I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today.

Jett



Oh God look at that smug bastard. Thinks that just because he got in the panties of the woman I love more than any other he can just walk around like he owns the loving world. That loving handlebar mustache and mullet, what is this the eighties? What does she see in him anyway? Is it because he's a waiter at Applebee's? Is a Wal-Mart cashier just not "enough" for her? Oh poo poo are they coming this way? Really? He's going to rub this in my loving face? Well, he won't get that satisfaction on my shift.

"Oh, hi Mom. Sure, I'll be happy to check you out. Hi Nathaniel. I'm sorry but you're going to have to go to lane 7. It's against company policy for us to check out step-relatives."

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

"Boy this *beep* social studies degree sure *beep* is coming in handy."

Blue's Clues


Jett posted:

Oh God look at that smug bastard. Thinks that just because he got in the panties of the woman I love more than any other he can just walk around like he owns the loving world. That loving handlebar mustache and mullet, what is this the eighties? What does she see in him anyway? Is it because he's a waiter at Applebee's? Is a Wal-Mart cashier just not "enough" for her? Oh poo poo are they coming this way? Really? He's going to rub this in my loving face? Well, he won't get that satisfaction on my shift.

"Oh, hi Mom. Sure, I'll be happy to check you out. Hi Nathaniel. I'm sorry but you're going to have to go to lane 7. It's against company policy for us to check out step-relatives."

http://youtu.be/GHq1o6oTYvM?t=1m3s

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

no maam this is the price

What the hell does she think this is a loving flea market?
the price is on the tag, figure it out

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves

ChairmanMeow posted:

no maam this is the price

What the hell does she think this is a loving flea market?
the price is on the tag, figure it out

the only people i've ever seen try to haggle at wal-mart or smiths are Indian ladies, wtf is up with that?

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

retail broke my brain

dogcrash truther


...

The Fresh Prince


*quietly agrees with complaining customer* drat this bitch is crazy, wtf is she talking about?

InterceptorV8

Would have been a shame to blow it up.

10-4 come and exchange loads with me good buddy
*sigh* I can't wait for this day to be over so I can post in D&D again.

Colonel Wood

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill
Does this guy really need two boxes of condoms? He looks like a human slug covered in acne. Oh no its.....its...oh god its for his real doll and he brought it along into the store...

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

pregnant or fat?
girlfriend or daughter?

Egglands Worst


customer: "I need 3" by 5" photos printed now."
me: "photo processor is down"
customer: "when will it be up?"
me: "I dunno"
customer: "well it's clear youre an idiot and know nothing, I'm getting my photos processed elsewhere"
me(thinking to myself): "what an idiot, we don't even print 3" by 5" Lmbo what a dumbass"

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
Really. You're going to pay with a check. Really.

RWT3


fygar posted:

I picked up an Exo-Suit from my local Lego store over my lunch break. It looked like they had 5-6 boxes. That was cool and all, but I probably had the gooniest exchange with the employee working behind the register. The store was active, maybe a couple of families with kids browsing the store. Once I had found the set, I took it up to the counter and got in line.

When it came time to pay for the set, the employee said, "I want you to know that I have a grudge against you. I have a grudge against you for making me do work."

"... What?"

"Just so we're clear." He conducted the transaction without any further comment.
...

Jett



look at this fat lazy bitch riding the motorized cart i can't believe...oh poo poo she's buying something too big to put on the belt? gently caress me

*slowly gets up from stool, grabs scanner gun, and waddles around register while wheezing*

The Green Calx


*scans all the things in your cart, shaking his head and sighing disapprovingly at your item choices*

Angry Fish


Every time a customer makes a joke about something being free

Egglands Worst


Mac Tonight posted:

Really. You're going to pay with a check. Really.

me: "oh, no need to write out that check, we process it through this machine here and it runs the transaction similar to debit"

customer: -expresses a look of both horror and disgust, their poverty/illegitimacy exposed by a simple message on the screen reading, "this tender could not be processed"-

Jett



*baby smiles at me. i scowl back*

RWT3


Alright, great, some M&Ms, not a great excuse to go to the store, but to each his own; simple en- oh poo poo, why are you taking out a twenty? You're going to eat up all my ch- a pack of Newports? Why the gently caress did you get in the line furthest from the cigarette case if you wanted cigarettes, you malevolent bumblefuck? You're going to make me walk all the way over to the next register and ask Tina, sodding too-sizes-too-small-T-shirt Tina, for the key, even though there's no one in her line and she is clearly more willing to put up with your poo poo with a smile than I am? I wish you were dead.

WetNightmare


(gently caress all I asked this guy was if he wanted a bag or not and he cant make up his mind for poo poo okay final answer is yes jesus now hes telling me why he needs the bag its because he had knee surgery and he lives on the third floor so its hard for him to get up the steps this is too much information to know about a stranger here is your loving bagged item already)

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

omg why does this douche want a bag for a drink and a pack of skittles? kill the planet much? you could totally just carry that poo poo. Lazy!
I bet he always wants a bag for his milk also

Izumi Konata

18


Air Julio posted:

I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today.

same

Angry Fish


ChairmanMeow posted:

omg why does this douche want a bag for a drink and a pack of skittles? kill the planet much? you could totally just carry that poo poo. Lazy!
I bet he always wants a bag for his milk also

in all honesty, bags for milk are useful! THAT HANDLE IS COLD!

precision

You usually only see hair like that in a video game.


diced tomatos, chili powder, a big pot, i know what this guys doing...

...why is he buying so much dog food

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

Angry Fish posted:

in all honesty, bags for milk are useful! THAT HANDLE IS COLD!

I always get a bag for my milk because it's my goal to get everything in the house in one trip. But the lady looks at me like I'm putting her out.

Nosfereefer


customers are awful

thewizardofshoe


i can't take this anymore that's it i loving quit

thewizardofshoe


"next in line!"

Nosfereefer


okay we're closing and you just managed to sneak in right before we locked the doors why don't you take your time and browse ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO GO HOME OR ANYTHING

Nosfereefer


"you cant be sold out of X its the most popular product?!"
me: wth

Nosfereefer


"so the ware doesn't register properly, I GUESS ITS FREE THEN HUH, lol"
haha yeah thats loving original you half assed monkey poo poo

Nosfereefer


me: yes just open packages to check the content and then buy an unopened package, loving genius you cuntsucking rhinoass

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Nosfereefer


"what do you mean i need to pay for the entire plank i only need like 80% of it??"

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