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"can i ask you a question?" sound like u already did, dipshit |
# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:23 |
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"why cant i return this lawn mower i've only misused it for five years????" loving assgobbling shitsnorter eat a camels ball and gently caress ur mom in hell |
# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:24 |
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"hey im planning to build a house, what do i need 2 do??" what do i look like some cumgargling buttwombat architect to you you loving gay rear end donkeypuncher |
# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:26 |
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:30 |
DON'T WORK TOO HARD! sir. let me tell you. i am trying. i am trying with every fiber of my insignificant little life, to not work very hard. not working hard is the goal of every right thinking human being that exists, ever. ok? what i am doing here is harder than the CEO of this loving company's job. my manager's job is MUCH EASIER THAN THIS ONE. I COULD BE loving RUNNING THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SHITSHOW, IN FACT I SHOULD BE GOD drat IT- did you say something? have a good day. |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:40 |
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God, doesn't this customer know that you can't have that specific brand of chips with the meal deal? What an idiot. How dare they not know the details of the offers of this place I spend upwards of 40 hours a week at. I can't wait to post on facebook about this rear end in a top hat. Man, that is going to get me a whole 5 likes. |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:10 |
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They bitch at me for the shrinkage numbers, but tell me I'm not insured so I can't confront shoplifters. Of course we're down £1000 in sporting goods Maurice, I spot the shoplifter, but I can't stop them. I have to radio that loving rent-a-cop, and by the time his fat rear end is here, the guy is gone. |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:15 |
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Air Julio posted:My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks! in a row? |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 08:41 |
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customer: do you have X? me: no, we ran out earlier today, customer: can you check in the back me: sure *stands around in the back for 5 minutes texting before coming back out* me: nope, sorry, nothin back there |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:49 |
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Nacho Destroyer posted:customer: do you have X? lol i work in a kitchen and ive had servers ask me dumb questions for a guest, and i tell them that whenever they are asked a dumb question about the food feel free to go smoke a cigarette and be like "i argued for a while but the chef said no" |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:52 |
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i worked at a grocery store for like 2 years one time i saw 2 full grown adult ladies almost get into a catfight because one put up the divider and started putting up their items before the other had put everything from their cart on there |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:54 |
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*works at a sex shop* "hahah, I'd say you could bring that back for a refund if you weren't satisfied!!!" *makes same joke to every customer* |
# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:58 |
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hemale in pain posted:*works at a sex shop* lmao "hey man, i had a problem with this purchase" *unopened butt douche box jerks from side to side on counter, emits occasional muffled scream* |
# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:29 |
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Air Julio posted:I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today. |
# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:34 |
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can I see an ID? *stares at id that doesnt even look like the 16 year old standing in front of me for five seconds* will that be cash or credit? |
# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:38 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:girlfriend or daughter? both |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:26 |
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om nom nom posted:lol i work in a kitchen and ive had servers ask me dumb questions for a guest, and i tell them that whenever they are asked a dumb question about the food feel free to go smoke a cigarette and be like "i argued for a while but the chef said no" wow quit fuckin ur servers bro hurtin they bottom line just make some goddamn food |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:53 |
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look at this idiot who went ahead and bought three apples and a pack of gum in addition to a whole lot of beers. what, did you think those extra items wouldn't make me notice?? dumbshit |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:52 |
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Customer: Oh, uhh, this bra isn't for me haha, it's for my wife. Me: Of course, sir. That will be 29.99. *as Customer leaves, the whole drat time* |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:55 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:36 |
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oh my god who cares if the item rang up wrong? it's like a 50 cent difference, is that really worth either of our time? |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:43 |
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ulvir posted:look at this idiot who went ahead and bought three apples and a pack of gum in addition to a whole lot of beers. what, did you think those extra items wouldn't make me notice?? dumbshit |
# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:45 |
hey it didn't ring up so it's free right? yep. here you go. b-but... i'll get arrested if i don't pay for literally every item in my cart dumbshits. we don't even prosecute shoplifters. |
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:57 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:07 |
precision posted:hey it didn't ring up so it's free right? wallyworld doesnt even gaf about any skipped transaction under three, since the lack of service voids the sales tax. if u can just try and dumb it down in front of hr., they know that menial bullshit aint worth your time. and tell that micromanager dick to step out your breathing space, drat hater |
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