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SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Everblight posted:

How do I make love to a post?

Well, first you get a metal cutting hole saw kit with a high torque drill. You find a post in a densely populated area. Come back at night and with your drill and hole saw, cut a hole in the post at groin height. Once you have finished, you might want to try and insert a fleshlight or other masturbatory aid into the hole, making sure it is a snug fit. Replace the removed metal hole cover and wrap the pole once or twice with some duct tape.

In the morning, come back to your pole with lube in hand. Remove the duct tape and set aside the hole cover. Lube up the hole with your lube, drop your trousers and go to town.

Can't believe I just typed that.

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