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he got us a juicer as our present which is going pretty hard out for a young person as far as money goes since it's pretty expensive but anyway I met him for the first time there and got a weird vibe from him but I was nice and welcoming etc but towards the end of the night he came over and he said "you might be her husband now, but I have known her for over twenty years and im telling you that you have to take care of her" and I told him thanks for the concern, but at the end of the day regardless of length of time known, I'm the only man in her life now and he doesn't need to worry about keeping an eye on me and he reiterates that he's known her for twenty years and then says "if you ever hurt her, I will kill you" and I just laugh in a "um, wtf" sort of way and he goes "im not joking" and puts his hand round the back of my head and grasps it and goes "I will KILL you" and at that point, I say "Dude, do you want to take your hand off my head?" "I will KILL you" "seriously, take your hands off me" "I will KILL you if you ever hurt her" "George, get your loving hands off me right now" at that point, my wife comes over and asks whats going on he goes back to normal and I decide to try and defuse it by telling her everything is fine and that he is just leaving I shake his hand and leave it at that, pretend im not loving disgusted, and then as soon as we leave the reception, I tell her what happened, i say to her "he is now 100% gone and he has nothing to do with either of our lives ever again" and I tell her to message him expressing her disapproval so she messaged him saying "George, next time someone invites you to a wedding and you are eating and drinking on their dollar and their time, please refrain from threatening and being hostile to the groom." and he replies "You must be kidding, right? Threatening? I was just giving him a friendly warning. I can't help it if he cries about it on your shoulder at home, all I know is that I've known you for a million years and I'm worried about you " to which she goes "YOU must be kidding, right? You act like that, and now you go ahead after what I just said and actually still have the gall to insult my husband? Not cool." the thing is though that she gets kind of upset when I've brought it up with her, which she says isn't about this friend in particular but simply that it's a negative memory of the wedding day and she doesn't want it to be the one bad thing that taints everything else that was perfect and the other day she said "would it settle everything if I just deleted him off Facebook?" to which I said "yeah that sounds pretty good" so she did, and he doesn't seem to have noticed yet because he hasn't said anything to her but a couple of people have said to me that I have her too much under my thumb and that I shouldn't be making unilateral decisions about who she can be friends with and who she should have on facebook and be involved in our lives and obviously i have my own views about that lol
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jesus christ i cant believe i read that
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:31 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:jesus christ i cant believe i read that its ok friend i did too. but im at work getting paid so i tolerated the anger rising in me
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:31 |
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I WILL FUCKIBG KILL YOU
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:31 |
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you should kill him and eat his heart.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:32 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:jesus christ i cant believe i read that lol at reading an OP longer than 140 words, sperglord
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:32 |
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sever and therapy
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:32 |
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in what world do you not just punch a guy like that
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:32 |
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how are you not on probation for spamming
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:33 |
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holy poo poo you are a major pussy for not standing up for yourself what is wrong with you?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:33 |
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Palpek posted:sever and therapy
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:33 |
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op, you sound like a real asslord. perhaps you shouldn't get married to a man you hate
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:33 |
caress his nutbag, be tender, massage teh taint
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:34 |
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Miltank posted:holy poo poo you are a major pussy for not standing up for yourself what is wrong with you? gagelion probably didn't want to cause a scene at his wedding is my guess
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:34 |
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Honestly she sounds like she handled the situation pretty well. It was a lovely thing to happen on your wedding day, but now you can move on.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:35 |
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Pretty good story. Thanks for sharing. Love, the man cucking you
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:35 |
Test your might, Test your might, Test your might, Test your might. MORTAL KOMBAT! FIGHT! MORTAL KOMBAT! (Excellent) EXCELLENT! Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, gagelion, Sub-Zero, Sonya
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:35 |
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just another day in the life of a facebooker...
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:36 |
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Aside from putting his hand on you, this is a pretty common occurrence. Friendship lasts forever because, according to ponies, friendship is magic. Be mature and brush it off.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:37 |
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sever (yourself from your penis)
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:37 |
e/n posts are appearing in gbs an i lvoe it
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:38 |
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Have your wife blow him a few times and he will relax. She probably is already doing it behind your back.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:38 |
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Miltank posted:holy poo poo you are a major pussy for not standing up for yourself what is wrong with you? yeah punching someone on his wedding day (or at all) sounds like a great idea that won't have any negative effects and will solve all issues also telling your wife 'this guy has nothing to do with us anymore' sounds very dictatorial and domineering
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:38 |
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he wants your cock
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:39 |
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Is this like a embellished reality thread
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:40 |
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That dude wants to gently caress your wife.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:40 |
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you can tell someone that they need to watch their poo poo and to back off without punching them in the face or causing a big scene generally e: that dude has wanted ur wife for twenty years and you should have called him on it and laughed at him imo
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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You should have led with tearing his heart out, then begun an unholy mass in the middle of the wedding. Try not being a wuss next time.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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okay be sure to live tweet his eventual murder if you and your wife
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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Hey OP you don't need to hit return every time you use a full stop, just a little handy advice.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:you should kill him and eat his wife out
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:41 |
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op, do you understand that hes cucking you
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:44 |
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You need to poop in the juicer and ship it back to the guy.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:45 |
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Hogge Wild posted:op, do you understand that hes cucking you Ehh more like he's the beta that carried a printer for her and never got to go to the mound
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:47 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Ehh more like he's the beta that carried a printer for her and never got to go to the mound If he is a beta, what does that make OP?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:47 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Ehh more like he's the beta that carried a printer for her and never got to go to the mound weve only heard ops version
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:48 |
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Hogge Wild posted:op, do you understand that hes cucking you well he might not have been if you'd manned up and powerbombed him into the wedding cake, but since you pussied out the cuck is gonna run amok. I recommend sending him a lovely basket of pineapples so his cum is more pleasant for you to eat out of your wife's pussy
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:49 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:well he might not have been if you'd manned up and powerbombed him into the wedding cake, but since you pussied out the cuck is gonna run amok. Rude but true.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:50 |
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gagelion posted:he got us a juicer as our present prepare to be cucked, dude.
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