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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
OP please acknowledge that each thread you create is a bastard born from between the legs of another bad decision

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









John Kruk posted:

Have your wife blow him a few times and he will relax. She probably is already doing it behind your back.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
I am p[osting from inside a human-scale hamster ball. Aside from me, it is filled with semen. I am rolling around my house and the semen is just everywhere, lol. Its all my own, before you ask. i've bbeen in here jacking off for god knows how long, i can't take it any more. Please come help me jack off .

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

vandalism posted:

I am p[osting from inside a human-scale hamster ball. Aside from me, it is filled with semen. I am rolling around my house and the semen is just everywhere, lol. Its all my own, before you ask. i've bbeen in here jacking off for god knows how long, i can't take it any more. Please come help me jack off .

whats ur address

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

vandalism posted:

I am p[osting from inside a human-scale hamster ball. Aside from me, it is filled with semen. I am rolling around my house and the semen is just everywhere, lol. Its all my own, before you ask. i've bbeen in here jacking off for god knows how long, i can't take it any more. Please come help me jack off .

anybody heading over to this guys house, i rent premium jo crystals. i'm sure you'll both enjoy the enhanced experience. only 9.95 an hour. Supplies limited: first come, first serve come.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

brick cow posted:

anybody heading over to this guys house, i rent premium jo crystals. i'm sure you'll both enjoy the enhanced experience. only 9.95 an hour. Supplies limited: first come, first serve come.

whats ur address

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
is this thread canon?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

vandalism posted:

I am p[osting from inside a human-scale hamster ball. Aside from me, it is filled with semen. I am rolling around my house and the semen is just everywhere, lol. Its all my own, before you ask. i've bbeen in here jacking off for god knows how long, i can't take it any more. Please come help me jack off .

Pro tip: open your mouth and roll the ball forwards as fast as you can this is the only way to freedom. I know because I had to teach it once.

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Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

jesus christ i cant believe i read that

my god wha have we done

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