|
You're a mentally hosed retard who needs to get therapy instead of posting tons of fake topics for attention on GBS
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:51 |
|
|
# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:18 |
|
Neurosis posted:yeah punching someone on his wedding day (or at all) sounds like a great idea that won't have any negative effects and will solve all issues The groom shouldn't have to punch a guy on his wedding day, no, but he should have a Nick Offerman-like friend on standby in case anybody need to be punched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDvii2k_so Also, you're right, OP does sound super insecure about the whole incident like a domineering rear end in a top hat-- I'm worried he actually might hurt her.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:52 |
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:I recommend sending him a lovely basket of pineapples so his cum is more pleasant for you to eat out of your wife's pussy
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:52 |
|
lol u and ur wife will now be murdered
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:52 |
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:well he might not have been if you'd manned up and powerbombed him into the wedding cake, but since you pussied out the cuck is gonna run amok. ahahahaha
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:53 |
|
Spanish Manlove posted:ahahahaha is this laughter ironic
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:54 |
|
Make and model of the juicer please.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:54 |
|
I'm a wedding photographer and this poo poo happens every loving wedding. There is always one male friend of the bride that never got to bang her and once he gets drunk he ruins everything. Sometimes it's even her cousin. I've also seen this in reverse with a female friend of the groom, but that's not as common (brides are smart enough to weed that bitch out of the invitations).
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:54 |
|
Meg From Family Guy posted:is this laughter ironic Spanish manlove is almost certainly a psychopath irl
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:55 |
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:well he might not have been if you'd manned up and powerbombed him into the wedding cake, but since you pussied out the cuck is gonna run amok. yeah
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:55 |
|
op give us some pics so we can judge who is the beta
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:56 |
|
Meg From Family Guy posted:is this laughter ironic nah he actually lols at the most retarded stuff all the time
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:58 |
|
id rather read juicerman's version of the events as the OP
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:58 |
|
Michael Scott: "If you ever lay a finger on her, I'll kill you." Bob Vance: "If you ever lay a finger on her, I'll kill you" Michael Scott: "Agreed... no fingers shall be laid on Phyllis."
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:58 |
|
You are the ONLY MAN in her life now. Dominate and collar that bitch.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:59 |
|
ethanol posted:Pretty good story. Thanks for sharing. Love, the man cucking you How did it take this long for someone to say that
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:00 |
|
Hogge Wild posted:op, do you understand that hes cucking you He's not, but he definitely wants to be. Anyway, OP, you should definitely kill this guy. I'm not being ironic nu-GBS here, you should literally end this man's life for putting his hands on you at your wedding. Challenge him to holmgang and spill his guts on the ice.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:00 |
|
gagelion posted:he got us a juicer as our present same
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:02 |
|
i'm the childhood friend of the bride who didn't feel the need to confront the OP since i'm already loving his wife.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:02 |
|
Minimalist Program posted:prepare to be cucked, dude. Anyway you live in the states right? If so you should have killed him right there He got into your personal space and threatened to kill you that's more than enough to get away with it. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Aug 6, 2014 |
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:04 |
|
A Buttery Pastry posted:i'm the childhood friend of the bride who didn't feel the need to confront the OP since i'm already loving his wife. Carefully, or he will have her delete you from facebook 4ever
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:04 |
|
A Buttery Pastry posted:i'm the childhood friend of the bride who didn't feel the need to confront the OP since i'm already loving his wife. so how would you compare ops and aggro guys looks, which one of them is more beta
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:04 |
|
Gas OP Gas OP's wife Gas OP'S cuckbull goldmine thread
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:05 |
|
tl;drgagelion posted:he got
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:06 |
|
wtf i thought this was a joke topic. you better not hurt your wife op or you will regret it
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:07 |
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:the cuck is gonna run amok. yessss. This dude is a loving lunatic btw OP. He wants to gently caress your wife, and anyone unstable enough to lay a hand on you and threaten you on your wedding day is probably going to have a meltdown when he realizes him doing this caused you to have your wife cut him out of her life. Which she should btw. Just be prepared for some crazy poo poo to go down. Edit: Bookmarked thread so I can try and match it to any double murder-suicide headlines I might see. Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Aug 6, 2014 |
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:08 |
|
gagelion posted:he got us a juicer as our present
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:13 |
|
i must compose posted:wtf i thought this was a joke topic. its a retarded fake topic by a retarded hosed babydicked man
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:13 |
|
I will gently caress and KILL you
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:14 |
|
cuck running amok, "cuckbull" , lol there are some quite funny usages of cuck in this thread!
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:14 |
|
OP how many hours of the day do you spend thinking about what you'll write for your next gbs fake post
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:14 |
|
OP actually wrote his post on an 1800's telegram machine he hardwired into the matrix.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:16 |
|
Torka posted:OP how many hours of the day do you spend thinking about what you'll write for your next gbs fake post i was googling random phrases from the OP to see if it's a copy/paste and found this because my google search results are really loving skewed now https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10255012/1/Then-There-Was-Rose
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:18 |
|
Spanish Manlove posted:i was googling random phrases from the OP to see if it's a copy/paste and found this because my google search results are really loving skewed now is this a fan story about a character from Teen Wolf not even the teen wolf, just a co star what the hell
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:22 |
|
Death threats are pretty common at weddings
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:24 |
|
you shoudl have just punched this guy in the face and then spit on him at the wedding. then everything would take care of itself without having to talk to your wife about who she is friends with on facebook, which is extremely undignified for both of you. he's trying to break up your marriage and it's working.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:27 |
|
next up, a harrowing fan fiction tale starring "that guy in the stands" from an Angel's In the Outfield game (Disney, 1994) or, if you're feeling like a laugh, try "A fan fiction day in the life of Woman #2 on the bus from Speed (FOX, 1994)"
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:29 |
|
Is OP dead yet?
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:31 |
|
Kill your wife, then kill Jeff, or Steve, or Dave, or whatever the gently caress is name is, then slit your wrists and in your dying moments upload a picture of yourself holding up a picture of Dickbutt. Then ascend to Goon Vahlhalla.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:31 |
|
|
# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:18 |
|
Flash forward one year. OP's wife is 3 months pregnant and bearing twin black eyes. She is getting up from the kitchen floor, crying her eyes out. OP lies in front of her, his head in a growing puddle of blood. Male friend stands over him, triumphant. He is wearing a sweat-stained sleeveless white tshirt like John loving McClane. In one hand, he holds the expensive juicer he bludgeoned OP with, which is now covered in brains and blood. He tosses it aside. OP's wife rushes to passionately kiss her rescuer. Male friend pulls away and says, gruffly, "I told him I wouldn't let him hurt you. I loving told him." "I'm sorry I unfriended you on Facebook," she whispers sincerely, "I had no choice. This baby... is yours." They passionately kiss again, moving to another room, and lean down together out of shot. The camera pans away to a fireplace.
|
# ? Aug 6, 2014 16:31 |