what x man or other mutant would be the best (american) football player?

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Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:19

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:27

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

Depends on the position. Kitty Pryde would be a great wide receiver but the world's worst linebacker.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:30

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

All-around the best american football player x-man would be Cable, since he could just travel back in time to change the events of the game.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:03

Action Tortoise: Feb 18, 2012; A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

quakster posted:

they could have a rivalry with this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_SuperPro

i have his first issue.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:26

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

supers mans

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:32

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:33

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Beast because he's the only one who actually knows the rules of the game and once made four touchdowns in a single game while playing for Polk High.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:59

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

[quote="CAPT. Rainbowbeard" post="433198406"]
Beast because he's the only one who actually knows the rules of the game and once made four touchdowns in a single game while playing for Polk High.
[/look at this loving virgin who knows poo poo about comic books lol he feltches his own rear end and sucks cocks]

Umm...yeah, Polk high,huh? *Looks up the word thesaurus in the dictionary* uhh yeah real good stuff there champ * picks up a small dog and sucks it off * hmm, eh? Lol

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:05

White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

Action Tortoise posted:

Juggernaut

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:08

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

juggernaut isn't a mutant guys

geez

learn your professional mutant league football rules

and all yall saying nightcrawler, whatchagonnado about defense?

think people

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:18

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

mystique could turn into one of the players from the other team and then they get a penalty for too many players on the field

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:28

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Is Goku a mutant?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:32

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

Madcosby posted:

juggernaut isn't a mutant guys

geez

learn your professional mutant league football rules

and all yall saying nightcrawler, whatchagonnado about defense?

think people

i dont know the rules of american ball but cant he just teleport over and take the ball from the player who has it

he could even teleport the other player into the end zone still carrying the ball

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:35

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

Parallax Scroll posted:

mystique could turn into one of the players from the other team and then they get a penalty for too many players on the field

Nice.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:38

l33t b4c0n: Aug 19, 2000; King of E/N

If Mr. Fantastic played baseball he could just steal bases in plain sight. Does baseball actually have a rule about touching two bases at the same time? I BET NOT!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

does the Juggernaut count? He would be the best runningback!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:11

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Storm could be the field goal kicker cuz bitch just use the wind to blow the ball through the uprights.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:13

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Depends on whether or not you need to follow the rules of the game. I imagine flying/teleporting/running through the ground or whatever would immediately be banned if only one player could do it. Which leaves

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Beast because he's the only one who actually knows the rules of the game and once made four touchdowns in a single game while playing for Polk High.

as the obvious and literally cannon answer. Alternatively anyone who's super power is basically strength/speed/generic, juggernaut would work I guess.

Prof x is also there cause he was a sports stud in his backstory too.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:20

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

QB = Cyclops
FB = Juggernaut
HB = Beast
WR1 = Nightcrawler
WR2 = Kitty Pryde
OLine = The Blob

Defense:

Defensive End = Colosuss
Safety = Wolverine

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:26

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

QB = Cyclops
FB = Juggernaut
HB = Beast
WR1 = Nightcrawler
WR2 = Kitty Pryde
OLine = The Blob

Defense:

Defensive End = Colosuss
Safety = Wolverine

switch beast and juggernaut, then we got a team

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:28

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

switch beast and juggernaut, then we got a team

What?! Juggernaut is the very definition of a fullback.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:34

Pierat: Mar 29, 2008; ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

cyclops is a pussy but if eli manning can be a qb i guess its okay

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:34

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Also, Cable is middle line backer.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:35

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

What?! Juggernaut is the very definition of a fullback.

No! Juggernaut should be the ball runner. He's unstoppable!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:37

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

No! Juggernaut should be the ball runner. He's unstoppable!

Prone to fumbling, alas - those meathook hands. Great as a blocker though.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:40

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Prone to fumbling, alas - those meathook hands. Great as a blocker though.

hes only prone to fumbling if his helmet comes off.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:41

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

redshirt posted:

QB = Cyclops
FB = Juggernaut
HB = Beast
WR1 = Nightcrawler
WR2 = Kitty Pryde
OLine = The Blob

Defense:

Defensive End = Colosuss
Safety = Wolverine

Great team except I don't get Cyclops as quarterback, why him?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:05

Lets Pickle: Jul 9, 2007

Quicksilver obviously because you just give him the ball and he scores a touchdown before you can blink.

Maybe professor X since he can make the entire other team think your endzone is their endzone.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:15

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

when I was a kid I used to think about the Flash playing baseball and how he'd have to deliberately stop on every base otherwise it would look like he never started running and he'd get called out even though he already ran aoll the bases

you were quite the prodigious autist

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:32

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Costello Jello posted:

Great team except I don't get Cyclops as quarterback, why him?

Cyclops is their leader.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:37

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Action Tortoise posted:

i have his first issue.

Hahaha, the wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_SuperPro

quote:

NFL SuperPro has been called one of the worst comics in recent Marvel Comics history, becoming a cult object. Often cited in this claim are issues with the plot and the characters. For example, in the first issue a group of thieves incinerate valuable NFL merchandise but it is never explained why they burn it instead of selling it off. Writer Fabian Nicieza admitted he wrote the story to gain free NFL tickets. He stated that he still receives flak for his comic.

In 2005, the Chicago Sports Review called it "perhaps the worst comic book ever created".[2]

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:42