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Peta


Well?

ATTENTION: IF YOU VOTE IN THE POLL THEN YOU HAVE TO ALSO MAKE A POST SAYING WHAT YOU VOTED

Peta fucked around with this message at Aug 6, 2014 around 18:58

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Peta


If you vote in the poll then you have to also post in the thread just saying or you're in trouble

Salmiakki



i liked it

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Does it count if it was on the lips?

Angry Fish


I kiss a girl every night she's also my WIFE!

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That makes me even more attractive to the opposite sex because it tells them that I am attractive and successful enough that another woman would want to sleep with me! It's why I tell everybody that I have a wife immediately, as though it is my primary self-identifying characteristic.

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Peta


Gross Dude posted:

Does it count if it was on the lips?

Yes that's even better lol

Nosfereefer


i only kiss ladies thank you very much

Matoi Ryuko




Angry Fish posted:

I kiss a girl every night she's also my WIFE!

HaHAHAH..

That makes me even more attractive to the opposite sex because it tells them that I am attractive and successful enough that another woman would want to sleep with me! It's why I tell everybody that I have a wife immediately, as though it is my primary self-identifying characteristic.

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Nice beard humblebrag.

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

who will be the first 2 kiss these virgin lipps

GEExCEE

ive kissed em op

Peta


The results are 100% yes even though you can vote both yes and no. I don't believe it.

Peta


I bet most of the people who are voting in the poll are lying and there's a lot more thread views than votes in the poll so all the people who looked at the thread and didn't vote probablyn ever kissed a girl and feel bad about it.

Angry Fish


Peta posted:

The results are 100% yes even though you can vote both yes and no. I don't believe it.

we're not talking about margarine here. we're talking about normal social interaction that has occurred since we were tiny tiny rhesus monkeys.

god dasmn.

i am he


i voted yes, but i havent actually kissed a girl :P

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

i kissed a girl on the penis

Harthacnut


Twice. I'm a studmuffin.

Peta


GoodbyeTurtles posted:

i kissed a girl on the penis

LOL, GoodbyeTurtles!!!! Win!!

Peta


i am he posted:

i voted yes, but i havent actually kissed a girl :P

Epic

Angry Fish


wait wait wait don't joke about kissing a girl when you have not.

only vote yes if you kissed a girl for reals other wise the voting process is corrupted and loses all credibility.

GEExCEE

Peta posted:

all the people who looked at the thread and didn't vote probablyn ever kissed a girl and feel bad about it.

this seems maybe true, but ther's no reason to be mean about it. also for some people maybe kissing girls just isn't their bag so its hurtful when your setting up like kissing girls is a huge deal that people need to feel bad about. in summation, I would like to reiterate that i HAVE kissed a girl, and I liked it, so much so that I got married and smooch a human woman every day. what do you think of THAT?

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GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

can i change my vote as it turns out girl do not have penis

Peta


GEExCEE posted:

this seems maybe true, but ther's no reason to be mean about it. also for some people maybe kissing girls just isn't their bag so its hurtful when your setting up like kissing girls is a huge deal that people need to feel bad about. in summation, I would like to reiterate that i HAVE kissed a girl, and I liked it, so much so that I got married and smooch a human woman every day. what do you think of THAT?

I don't care if I'm hurtful to other people because I'm a psychopath lol. The posters in D&D told me so, when I affirmed my pride in America's liberation of the Iraqi people, which could not have been achieved without civilian casualties, lol.

Peta


GoodbyeTurtles posted:

can i change my vote as it turns out girl do not have penis

Vote no.

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I kissed a girl-like thing once

Peta


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Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.


well, yes and no...

Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.


"she" wasn't a "girl" per se...

I love cats

I am one of the morons who voted no.

Cesar Cedeno
Probation
Can't post for 4110 days!

More attractive women tend to be worse kissers. You would think they would get the most practice, but I think no one ever tells them they suck at it and they never change.

Drunk & Ugly

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

(note to moerator i can post here cause he invited me dont be mean)

yes i kissed a girl and the first time i did it i also went down on her
it was weird man it was like a record breaking night i kissed both her smiles

cruft


Cesar Cedeno posted:

More attractive women tend to be worse kissers. You would think they would get the most practice, but I think no one ever tells them they suck at it and they never change.

Curious about this. How does one present constructive criticism to a kisser?

Peta


cruft posted:

Curious about this. How does one present constructive criticism to a kisser?

U kiss a girl on the mouth, soft, but sometimes hard, and don't be like a vacuum cleaner.

cruft


Peta posted:

U kiss a girl on the mouth, soft, but sometimes hard, and don't be like a vacuum cleaner.

Okay fine but the guy said attractive women never get constructive criticism so I'm asking how that's presented.

Trixie Hardcore


I voted yes because I only seriouspost in BYOB threads.

cruft posted:

Curious about this. How does one present constructive criticism to a kisser?

You say "Let me show you how I like to be kissed" and then slowly & passionately do a good job kissing them & don't do any of the things they do that you don't like.

cruft


cruft posted:

Okay fine but the guy said attractive women never get constructive criticism so I'm asking how that's presented.

Like do you say "babe you're definitely a 6/10 so I feel comfortable letting you know that your lips aren't quite firm enough to meet the Common Kissing Standards" or what.

Maybe it's just like "wow, you suck at kissin'" and then bad kissers go check Yahoo! Answers for tips while crying at home.

I love cats

Peta posted:

U kiss a girl on the mouth, soft, but sometimes hard, and don't be like a vacuum cleaner.

And don't fling your tongue around like a spazz. Also softly bite her lip.

Peta


cruft posted:

Okay fine but the guy said attractive women never get constructive criticism so I'm asking how that's presented.

If you are an attractive woman who does a lot of kissing in your life then you don't need constructive criticism because you get enough practice to figure it out on your own. The guy who said that doesn't understand this concept because he doesn't actually have enough experience to realize that when you kiss another person you get better with practice, he's just putting up a false front and tryna be the big man on campus.

cruft


Peta posted:

If you are an attractive woman who does a lot of kissing in your life then you don't need constructive criticism because you get enough practice to figure it out on your own. The guy who said that doesn't understand this concept because he doesn't actually have enough experience to realize that when you kiss another person you get better with practice, he's just putting up a false front and tryna be the big man on campus.

This is exactly why you should always accept anyone who asks at the dance, kids.

E: Except if they're drunk and/or skeezin' on you, then it's good to say no thanks.

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Peta


Cesar Cedeno has never kissed a girl I'm calling it out and he's going to have to prove me wqrong

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