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Have you kissed a girl
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cruft

Peta posted:

Cesar Cedeno has never kissed a girl I'm calling it out and he's going to have to prove me wqrong

We talkin' pics, video, or DNA testing?

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Captain No-mates

I have kissed a girl horse, does this count?

cruft

Captain No-mates posted:

I have kissed a girl horse, does this count?

This is hott.

Peta

Video is preferable but I will also accept pics, via PM, or Cesar Cedeno can post the stuff publicly in the thread

Peta

Captain No-mates posted:

I have kissed a girl horse, does this count?

This makesme randy

cruft

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I voted yes because I only seriouspost in BYOB threads.

Hi Trixie! You should post more in BYOB!

Peta

I'm feeling randy

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
i know that air Julio has not kissed a girl but he is a homosexual so it doesn't really negate any of his popularity.

cruft

Peta posted:

I'm feeling randy

Hey Peta...

Have you ever kissed a boy?

thewizardofshoe

i like playing tonsil hockey with girls in the back of the video arcade

Peta

cruft posted:

Hey Peta...

Have you ever kissed a boy?

No do I loook gay to you

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Is it really possible to see who voted? :ohdear:

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

i know that air Julio has not kissed a girl but he is a homosexual so it doesn't really negate any of his popularity.

Does it count when you kissed your mom goodnight, Peta?

cruft

Peta posted:

No do I loook gay to you

No, I'm not gay either, I'm just talking about makin' out man, sheesh.

Sorority chicks do this all the time for attention. Think of all the sweet pussy we'd get if we sucked face for a couple seconds.

Just think about it is all I'm asking.

Peta

cruft posted:

No, I'm not gay either, I'm just talking about makin' out man, sheesh.

Sorority chicks do this all the time for attention. Think of all the sweet pussy we'd get if we sucked face for a couple seconds.

Just think about it is all I'm asking.

WTF

cruft


Just think about it.

Peta

WTF :psyboom:

cruft

cruft posted:

Just think about it.

Maybe we could get some chicks to confirm/deny whether this would be more likely to get us both laid.

cruft

cruft posted:

Maybe we could get some chicks to confirm/deny whether this would be more likely to get us both laid.

Preferably chicks who are good kissers.

Peta

cruft posted:

Preferably chicks who are good kissers.

How do you tell if their egood

cruft

Peta posted:

How do you tell if their egood

:raise:

Cesar Cedeno
Probation
Can't post for 636 days!

Peta posted:

Cesar Cedeno has never kissed a girl I'm calling it out and he's going to have to prove me wqrong

awww poo poo.

I knew making that chick come to the notary with me after our date would pay off one day...

cruft

Cesar Cedeno posted:

awww poo poo.

I knew making that chick come to the notary with me after our date would pay off one day...

Wow, extra points for thinkin' ahead!

cruft

Peta posted:

How do you tell if their egood

Still contemplating this Peta.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


i am a very good kisser OP

cruft

Peta posted:

How do you tell if their egood

Potential answer:

Peta

Clammy.

Cesar Cedeno
Probation
Can't post for 636 days!
I actually killed a chick after i finished kissing her and got away with it once...

cruft

cruft posted:

Potential answer:



The secret of this machine is that it has an array of 500mF capacitors, and it keeps shocking you to see how long you hold on.

Peta

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I actually killed a chick after i finished kissing her and got away with it once...

I never see you post anything that doesn't look like bullshit

GEExCEE

i'd like to think im somewhere "sweet and tender" haha

i am he

my kissing is often described as sour

cruft

"naughty"

:wink:

cruft

Still waiting for a chick to weigh in on the whole making out with another dude thing...

im cute

I kissed a girl, clammily.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


my mother always told me to gargle clam juice before kissing the girls and now I know why

GEExCEE

my friend jim, he's an ice cold motherfucker. don't ever gently caress with him or he'll smooch you on the lips and then BAM - you're froze solid.

posting smiling
kissing me is a lot like putting a 9 volt battery on your tongue

cruft

Classicist posted:

kissing me is a lot like putting a 9 volt battery on your tongue

same but cattle prod

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Peta

cruft posted:

Still waiting for a chick to weigh in on the whole making out with another dude thing...

If you're a real man then you'll stick to your guns and not be gay with another dude just because it might score you a babe

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