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tomstuart posted:i just have a normal goon job I only want to know about weird ones
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Normal goon jobs: Forums mod/tech support/programmer retail unemployed everything else is a weird goon job.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:09
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i am a professional slenderman impersonator
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Aug 6, 2014 23:11
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gannyGrabber posted:Normal goon jobs: i do not have one of those jobs
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Aug 7, 2014 00:04
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do those people who teach unemployment sessions get employed from when they were unemployed? i mean, who the hell would want to come to work everyday and look at a room full of people who just lost their jobs, where maybe 1/30th of them will be eating a bullet before they find another job the dude in the front row who REALLY WANTS A JOB ?
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Aug 7, 2014 01:03
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tomstuart posted:i do not have one of those jobs What does goon do
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Aug 7, 2014 02:05
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law stuff
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Aug 7, 2014 02:07
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dad gay. so what posted:they learn them from their fathers you pathetic manchild I agree. Also i love you av
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Aug 7, 2014 02:07
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I want to be a human roadside IED 
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Aug 7, 2014 02:07
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President Kucinich posted:I want to be a human roadside IED apparently you can do it with a dental separator, a box of frosted flakes, and a gallon of milk
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Aug 7, 2014 02:10
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President Kucinich posted:I want to be a human roadside IED tubgirl is arguably one of the most effective human roadside IEDs except for religious fanatics with explosives strapped to them, those are pretty effective too
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Aug 7, 2014 02:11
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You basically have to suck a lot of dick through gas station glory holes until you get a dick of someone who will give you a (another) unusual job.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:17
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FreudianSlippers posted:You basically have to suck a lot of dick through gas station glory holes until you get a dick of someone who will give you a (another) unusual job. you seem to know alot about sucking gas station gloryhole dicks. ill trust you
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Aug 7, 2014 02:19
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tomstuart posted:I mean, how do some folks end up as, for example, riverboat captains or master cabinet makers? Do you just one day up and decide I'm going to study and train to be a riverboat captain? Is it because your father made cabinets and worked with wood and so now you will too? This is a weird mix of trying to hard and lazy references.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:33
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This isn't getting enough love.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:51
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:you seem to know alot about sucking gas station gloryhole dicks. ill trust you I have a Phd. in working the shaft and a Masters in cupping the balls.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:03
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FreudianSlippers posted:I have a Phd. in working the shaft and a Masters in cupping the balls. I don't believe it. How do you cup the balls from behind the gloryhole?
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Aug 7, 2014 03:06
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i was thinking about being an exterminator this morning. what do you need to do to become a self employed or apprentice exterminator? i know they usually have lots of certs and licenses but i never heard of any night school classes or vocational training for exterminators to be. edit: obligatory pics  
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Aug 7, 2014 03:31
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never trust an elf posted:What are some Weird Goon Jobs? Let's here em freakazoids so basically i have no job but make moeny lmao
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Aug 7, 2014 03:34
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Pretty much the same way everyone gets a job. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tAeFfGwJ0
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Aug 7, 2014 03:54
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:I don't believe it. How do you cup the balls from behind the gloryhole? Pianist fingers and a poo poo load of lube.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:54
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my job is bein' gay and its a 24/7 kind of gig
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Aug 7, 2014 03:58
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FreudianSlippers posted:Pianist fingers and a poo poo load of lube. gross. and ouch!
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Aug 7, 2014 04:02
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turdriver posted:sell cars on craigslist thats been my standard for filling in 'gaps in employment' on my resume and it works oh so well...but i am already very familiar with cars and the practice of finding and flipping cars both personally and through friends/relatives who actually do so...so i can talk all day long about 'my business' and they always just lap it right up (even when they get all smug and start asking for $ figures to back up my bullshit). lol
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Aug 7, 2014 04:02
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Mariana Horchata posted:thats been my standard for filling in 'gaps in employment' on my resume and it works oh so well...but i am already very familiar with cars and the practice of finding and flipping cars both personally and through friends/relatives who actually do so...so i can talk all day long about 'my business' and they always just lap it right up (even when they get all smug and start asking for $ figures to back up my bullshit). lol
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Aug 7, 2014 04:07
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I like the guy who makes signs to guide people around airports and parks and stuff. Cool job.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:33
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turdriver posted:i only wonder if there is some sort of limit with how many cars u can buy and sell w o a dealers license...lol guess ill find out when the dmv says something nobody i know has ever had this problem but most of the cars never even get registered to begin with and if they need to get driven they will just get trailered or have a borrowed dealer or repair plate thrown on the back.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:36
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aatrek has a new cool job now
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Aug 7, 2014 04:44
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my weirdest job was destroying books for a library. i would rip the covers off and throw them in one pile, and put the text in another pile. i got paid minimum wage for 3 weeks (it was 1.2 million books). they just sent me an email saying come work monday?
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Aug 7, 2014 05:52
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i thought this was going to be a thread about making fun of harmony gold.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:01
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Macasaurus posted:aatrek has a new cool job now actually i tihnk this is him (her??)  seriuosly uncanny and a job with kids.....
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Aug 7, 2014 07:36
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One of my first jobs was to make purple check marks next to SSNs on piles and piles of cards. One day the boss comes in and says they can only keep one of us. One of the ladies I worked with fell down some stairs and broke her pelvis so I got to keep my jorb. The End
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Aug 7, 2014 16:39
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Rivethead posted:One of my first jobs was to make purple check marks next to SSNs on piles and piles of cards. One day the boss comes in and says they can only keep one of us. One of the ladies I worked with fell down some stairs and broke her pelvis so I got to keep my jorb. Sure she "fell".
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Aug 7, 2014 17:11
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That was 26 years ago. Statute of Limitations.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:27
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tomstuart posted:Thin privilege got me my job as a person that sneaks through bars in gates/iron fences to open latches from the inside. Burglar's Assistant?
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Aug 8, 2014 11:44
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i watched a documentary about a guy whos job is to catch beavers and relocate them i dunno if thats his whole job but it sounds awesome
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Aug 8, 2014 12:03
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waterboarding 2.0
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Aug 8, 2014 12:39
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Phoon posted:i watched a documentary about a guy whos job is to catch beavers and relocate them i dunno if thats his whole job but it sounds awesome There was a goon who posted here who's job it was to locate and tag minke whales
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Aug 8, 2014 12:52
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I have the standard goon job as server administrator
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Aug 8, 2014 12:58
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i fly around the world teaching history to the son of a kazakh oligarch
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