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Captain No-mates


since recently all the threads having been clogging up byob ive decided to make a megathread where all you cats can post ur selfsuck vids.

this is a safe space for yobbers to compare technique and style in peace.

i will be cataloguing all of the videos in this op making this a valuable resource for newbies just getting into the selfsuck game

my boy anime gently caress pillow has a starter guide coming in the next few days so look forward to it!

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Matoi Ryuko



GEExCEE

ive done it op, and i gotta say: no great shakes

Captain No-mates


GEExCEE posted:

ive done it op, and i gotta say: no great shakes

my nigga i am still working on my technique, building my flexibility until one day i reach the carnal nirvana which is selfsuck

thewizardofshoe


I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.

The Green Calx


thewizardofshoe posted:

I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.

nah that was me

cruft


thewizardofshoe posted:

I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.

I personally replaced a couple vertebrae with sections from a blue Swim Noodle for the same reason. A+ upgrade, highly recommended.

The Fresh Prince


post a selfsuck

The Fresh Prince


someone post a video of themselves, with their weiner in their own mouth.

cruft


Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?

Captain No-mates


cruft posted:

Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?

what makes you think that?

The Green Calx


cruft posted:

Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?

i spend a lot of time thinking about his dong as well

cruft


Captain No-mates posted:

what makes you think that?

Maybe I'm just projecting.

cruft


The Green Calx posted:

i spend a lot of time thinking about his dong as well

drat, you beat me to my own punchline.

i am he


The Fresh Prince posted:

someone post a video of themselves, with their weiner in their own mouth.

the fresh prince and I will go halvsies on a vanity emote for whoever does this. I just want to learn.

Captain No-mates


how do you guys warm up before a selfsuck sesh. i like to really stretch out the hammies to make sure im ready to go for it.

Captain No-mates


i am he posted:

the fresh prince and I will go halvsies on a vanity emote for whoever does this. I just want to learn.

its weird that the pace slowed down as soon as i made the megathread, there were like 6 selfsuck threads yesterday haha

The Green Calx


Captain No-mates posted:

how do you guys warm up before a selfsuck sesh. i like to really stretch out the hammies to make sure im ready to go for it.

i put my dong in a table vice and stretch it as far as it will go

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

Still seems like a dream but i got a thank you note this morning for it so i guess its real.

Decided to try some self sucking in front of my girl cause she was curious to see me do it. It was better with her there it was easier with someone else teasing you. I was able to give myself head for the first time in years. Kind of weird feeling my own cock twitch and spill cum into my mouth, but it was worth it when i snowballed my girl with it. We both are still amazed. I wanna do it again. It was so amazing sharing my cock between our lips.

bawbzilla

If you're a futa you can boobiebang yourself whilst sukkin

CAT BRUSH

He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty won't you come inside



my video is up

The Fresh Prince


CAT BRUSH posted:

my video is up

nice

cruft


gggiiimmmppp posted:

Still seems like a dream but i got a thank you note this morning for it so i guess its real.

Decided to try some self sucking in front of my girl cause she was curious to see me do it. It was better with her there it was easier with someone else teasing you. I was able to give myself head for the first time in years. Kind of weird feeling my own cock twitch and spill cum into my mouth, but it was worth it when i snowballed my girl with it. We both are still amazed. I wanna do it again. It was so amazing sharing my cock between our lips.

Not gonna lie, this is making me interested in self-suck. Can I get your girlfriend's phone number, gggiiimmmppp?

terry_orange

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
#M.L.G.420blazeitokerz

i think loosing that next vertebrae is our next step in our evolutionary process

anime fuck pillow


So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow

Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!

Step 1: You Gotta Want It

That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.

Step 2: Size DOES Matter

So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.

Step 3: Crunchy Rolls

So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
I have dreamt a dream so many times where i'm sucking my own cock. It is always the same, I always think to myself while i do it, "Wow, i've only ever been able to do this while dreaming!" Then I wake up and I'm like. Oh...

dogcrash truther


anime gently caress pillow posted:

So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow

Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!

Step 1: You Gotta Want It

That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.

Step 2: Size DOES Matter

So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.

Step 3: Crunchy Rolls

So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.

wth

Forever messed, forever

looks like the excuse i need to finally start exercising. fitness thread, here i cum!

i am he


anime gently caress pillow posted:

So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow

Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!

Step 1: You Gotta Want It

That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.

Step 2: Size DOES Matter

So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.

Step 3: Crunchy Rolls

So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.

cruft


anime gently caress pillow posted:

So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow

Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!

Step 1: You Gotta Want It

That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.

Step 2: Size DOES Matter

So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.

Step 3: Crunchy Rolls

So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.

thewizardofshoe


Have you walked the Golden Path and achieved the unachievable dream of men everywhere?!

Try for the balls.

Tonetta

Hitler Would Have Loved You
I have the wet butt dick self suck pics

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


any strategies for the balls falling down and looking like elephant ears around the ol elephant trunk? what keeps them in place? a v tight rubber band left on for a couple days? other suggestions?

The Rage

Chill out, dickwad.



Tonetta posted:

I have the wet butt dick self suck pics

who doesn't

The Fresh Prince


anime gently caress pillow posted:

So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow

Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!

Step 1: You Gotta Want It

That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.

Step 2: Size DOES Matter

So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.

Step 3: Crunchy Rolls

So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.

Security Drone


I hate to be crass. But I've heard the experience is more like performing fellatio instead of receiving it. If you know what I'm saying.

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

I mainly identify as straight, though more recently I've probably leaned a little more closely to bisexual. To me, it's less a blowjob and more masturbation. I've never given a blowjob (though I started fantasize about it) and I've just only recently been able to get as far as kissing my tip.

Cumming in my own mouth is a massive turn on though and I enjoy it more each time I do it. My opinion might change when I'm able to fully suck my self, but for now it's just a more exciting way of jacking off.

anime fuck pillow


Dennis Rasmussen posted:

I hate to be crass. But I've heard the experience is more like performing fellatio instead of receiving it. If you know what I'm saying.

You would think that, but believe me, once you're sucking your own dick you'll be amazed at the new horizons that open in your mind.

Captain No-mates


its been 3 long years since i began my quest. my doctor laughed in my face when i asked him the risks but i remained resolute. the thought of that little schlong in between my lips was too tantalising to give up. im the first to admit im not a fit man, or an athletic man but i believe when you have something that you really want, you can overcome anything be it adversity, the jeers or others or the rolls of fat preventing your torso from bending.

every week i get a little closer, that inch of meat getting closer to my face is the light at the end of the tunnel. i have lost the support of my family and my friends but it doesnt matter when you truly love something the way i love my own dick. i know every awkward walk-in situation will be forgotten when one day, i stretch the full way and i feel that tiny lil hog, a piglet if you will, enter my lips and i reach the nirvana which only a selfsuck can provide.

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warroar


self suckers are fags. im not j-jealous

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