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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Talk to animals?

You can't know more than one language at a time either.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

i just want your sufferings ~ your bloods and fluid ~ your stupid fucking tiny skeleton ~


you'll never make me speak spanish b1tch

Volume
May 2, 2008


Animals.

TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
of Crime


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBPavEDQCk

Oberleutnant
Apr 24, 2009

~~~~~Carl~~~~~


what the gently caress has an animal got to say that'd be useful to me? animals are loving retarded.

human language at will.
e: i'll talk to animals and convince them to be my personal army and make myself king actually

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006



I'd go with animals to make baby talk even more irritating for them

a posting ghost
Oct 3, 2013



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=05a_1366339453

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!


Animals, because we have Google Translate for humans but not animals.

Or would all my conversations with animals be "Woof woof, I'm not intelligent enough to conceptualize a vocabulary"?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Oberleutnant posted:

what the gently caress has an animal got to say that'd be useful to me? animals are loving retarded.

human language at will.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

Back in action!


I choose more wishes!

http://imgur.com/gallery/NrIka

a posting ghost
Oct 3, 2013


"If a lion could speak, we would not understand him" - Ludwig Wittgenstein

although how different could his fuckin world be. screw you wittgenstein

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003

Shitpost Extraordinaire Conquistador & Preeminent Good Frogger Scumlord Tacobueno Present:

i choose animals


humans are animals

HEY GAL
Oct 11, 2012


where your castles and your towers at


the language thing

HEY GAL
Oct 11, 2012


where your castles and your towers at


Fetus Tree posted:

i choose animals


humans are animals

you can already talk to humans

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


I'd take an extra inch on my dick over either of those things.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Initially I thought human language was the best answer but then I realized if I could understand animals then I could tell people that are really into their pets that their pets actually hate them and that's kinda wonderful.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

if you can switch languages at will then how is only knowing one at a time at all relevant

President Ark
May 16, 2010

Looks like you got a good deal there!

animals. then i'd get them to steal poo poo for me by bribing them with food.

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

oblique posted:

if you can switch languages at will then how is only knowing one at a time at all relevant

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


There are lots of people who can speak multiple languages. Being the only one who can talk to animals is much more valuable.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


trick question anyone who doesnt speak english is an animal

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

Back in action!


People are animals so choosing to talk to animals is all inclusive. I win bitch!


Fetus Tree posted:

i choose animals


humans are animals


And this guy gets it!

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009


Germstore posted:

I'd take an extra inch on my dick over either of those things.

You sure you could handle double op?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

Don't make me Ponder this pick, Ricky

lol if you dont want to speak elvish jocks

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


do the animals speak english? is it a trick question and you need both powers because other people are just animals anyway?

wit
Jul 26, 2011


Animals clearly, even though they'd be some goddamn stupid loving conversations. This is a terribly mismatched choice. Would you rather have a helicopter license or....the ability to fly like superman?

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


wit posted:

Animals clearly, even though they'd be some goddamn stupid loving conversations. This is a terribly mismatched choice. Would you rather have a helicopter license or....the ability to fly like superman?

helicopter license.


Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



I don't see the distinction, all foreigners are animals

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


The Science of Suck posted:

You sure you could handle double op?

Bitch, you know I'm all outta dick!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004


I consider people with different skin tone as my own as animals so I guess I've already got that ability.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003

Shitpost Extraordinaire Conquistador & Preeminent Good Frogger Scumlord Tacobueno Present:

can learning how to talk to women be an option OP

HEY GAL
Oct 11, 2012


where your castles and your towers at


Fetus Tree posted:

can learning how to talk to women be an option OP

not for u

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


does australian count as animal or human? cause I want the one where i still can't understnad those fuckers.

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


You fucks, you can only know one language at a time, that means you don't get to loving translate poo poo! You switch to Korean? Can't speak or read a word of English. Only Korean.

You don't get to "remember"

I did not make this distinction. My families honor is destroyed.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Talking to animals is easy having a conversation with them is a whole different story

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



speak to a man uh something about his mind speak to him in his language and you speak to his heart

something like that

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i guess it could be a her too i don't want to be sexist

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

What we are doing here is only the image of what we would like to do.

i wonder what morally inept would choose

kind of makes you think

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Talk to animals?

You can't know more than one language at a time either.

any one language at a time. Animals don't know poo poo. I'd rather be able to travel the world and speak the local language.

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Standing8
Nov 18, 2002
Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend.

The answer is talk to animals and get a show on discovery called "The Pet Whisperer".

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