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Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



this game is like an onion, made of anime. you cut it open and there are all kinds of bizarre layers.

Excels fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 01:47

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LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

my whole point is that if you dont think you gotta prove yourself then youre dead fucking wrong and im judging you all the time you fucking fake piece of shit


Excels posted:

this game is like an onion, made of anime. you cut it open and there are all kinds of bizarre layers.

just get ogre it

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



a dating system? uggh this jap game is so perverted

*plays the witcher 2*

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



Ekster posted:

a dating system? uggh this jap game is so perverted

*plays the witcher 2*

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


pre-subbed to your LP of this one OP

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Ekster posted:

a dating system? uggh this jap game is so perverted

*plays the witcher 2*

you don't date them, actually the only way to level up your reyvateil's powers is by literally Diving into their cyber-subconscious and blundering through their deepest, darkest secrets. finnel's theme is chains, cuffs, humiliation, it's just nonstop fetish

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



excels every post you have ever made is monstrously bad and every single thought or value you've ever expressed seems to be born of some sort of parallel warped reality, where everything is almost but not quite the same, like people go to work and come home to their families and tuck their kids in and crash in front of the couch and then open their fifth mouth to reveal a horrid mass of tentacles

that is the world your posting exposes me to

please stop

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Excels posted:

you don't date them, actually the only way to level up your reyvateil's powers is by literally Diving into their cyber-subconscious and blundering through their deepest, darkest secrets. finnel's theme is chains, cuffs, humiliation, it's just nonstop fetish

post pics or shut up about your porn

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


Excels posted:

an onion, made of anime

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Awesome! posted:

post pics or shut up about your porn

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


nice

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?






this is clearly in reference to his ability to dive into and reprogram her subconscious.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



what the gently caress this game is so gross *plays through the whole thing* *takes multiple screenshots* *rushes to post about it on imp zone*

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Endorph posted:

what the gently caress this game is so gross *plays through the whole thing* *takes multiple screenshots* *rushes to post about it on imp zone*

this playthrough has progressed pretty slowly over the course of like a year or more. i picked it up every so often, for about an hour, but since i just got what was apparently a bad ending you can't fix, halfway through the game, i figured i would allow others to share in the confusion this game has set upon me.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


Impcock this thread to Games

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



Excels posted:

this playthrough has progressed pretty slowly over the course of like a year or more. i picked it up every so often, for about an hour, but since i just got what was apparently a bad ending i figured i would allow others to share in the confusion this game has set upon me.
i can respect that

dont wanna have too much fun at once

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008




Ekster posted:

a dating system? uggh this jap game is so perverted

*plays the witcher 2*

Preach it, brother.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



they make it an actual plot point that saki has an ability called "Miracles" which turn people into cakes. that is specifically what it does. they have this very serious scene where aoto tells her that using Miracles will shorten her lifespan, while two pieces of cake sit there

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Ekster posted:

a dating system? uggh this jap game is so perverted

*plays the witcher 2*


Endorph posted:

what the gently caress this game is so gross *plays through the whole thing* *takes multiple screenshots* *rushes to post about it on imp zone*

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

my whole point is that if you dont think you gotta prove yourself then youre dead fucking wrong and im judging you all the time you fucking fake piece of shit


Widestancer posted:

quote:

an onion, made of anime.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Holey poo poo! This game sounds insanely epic OP.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012




the game has a point, op

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

my whole point is that if you dont think you gotta prove yourself then youre dead fucking wrong and im judging you all the time you fucking fake piece of shit



this is actually how I lost my virginity. sometimes chicks just want a big mac

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Endorph posted:

excels every post you have ever made is monstrously bad and every single thought or value you've ever expressed seems to be born of some sort of parallel warped reality, where everything is almost but not quite the same, like people go to work and come home to their families and tuck their kids in and crash in front of the couch and then open their fifth mouth to reveal a horrid mass of tentacles

that is the world your posting exposes me to

please stop

literally what the gently caress? you're an even whiter white-noise poster than me in games

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011




Looks like some pedo garbage.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011




Excels posted:



this is clearly in reference to his ability to dive into and reprogram her subconscious.

Lol. you literally masturbate to this and should be sent to jail.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



Hoodrich posted:

Lol. you literally masturbate to this and should be sent to jail.

i don't because the game is too stupid and goofy to even approach sexy. everything is dumb and bad, much like my posting.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Hoodrich posted:

Looks like some pedo garbage.

It is and the OP cranks his hog to it.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Excels posted:

i don't because the game is too stupid and goofy to even approach sexy. everything is dumb and bad, much like my posting.

You do.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



Excels posted:

literally what the gently caress? you're an even whiter white-noise poster than me in games
counterpoint: i didn't make this thread

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

What? It's my birthday already?



the game is bad. i bought it for like basically nothing, didn't know a thing about it. i thought it was bad enough to be funny so i posted about it.

the heroines are 17 though so i think maybe you should chill out

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Excels posted:

the heroines are 17 though so i think maybe you should chill out

lmao. get out of here

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011



Excels posted:

the game is bad. i bought it for like basically nothing, didn't know a thing about it. i thought it was bad enough to be funny so i posted about it.

the heroines are 17 though so i think maybe you should chill out

"i didn't know anything about this game except for the sexy anime ladies on the cover that i could touch my gross baby dick to"

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


Excels posted:

the heroines are 17 though so i think maybe you should chill out

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


I like how the thing that made you stop playing was getting to a bad ending and not the weird fetish poo poo with "totally 17, honest" girls.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Are Tone Loc-o.

TheLovablePlutonis
Mar 25, 2011



i liked the second one more but this game was funny

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TheLovablePlutonis
Mar 25, 2011



the heroines looked too young tho i aint beating my meat to that well except for the alternate forms like that sexy nurse or that swordswoman with no pants or the chick with huge knockers



hell yase

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