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so I have a gamer friend who is a grown man. Sometimes I go over to his place and play games. Eventually at some point during the night he will start squirming around. Like rocking back and forth and sometimes just around in circles. His eyes are intently on the screen and he is leaning forward. I have to tell him "Dude, go to the bathroom" and the only thing he will say is "Oh, yeah" before darting to go piss. When he was younger he actually pissed himself when I was there. He dresses semi-nice and talks about how smart he is and how so much better than everyone he is at his grocery store job and how someday he will make it. One time I went into his place and his girlfriend was just there, naked on the bed and sleeping face down. I could see her rear end and as soon as I walked into the room I walked right back out. She was very gross and approaching 350 pounds. He told me it was fine and to just come in. She later woke up, looked at me, got up and tried to sexy-walk away. I made up an excuse to leave. I never saw her again and my friend said she was just a friend.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:30 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:17 |
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posts on imp zone
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:35 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:37 |
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im a gamer
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:39 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:39 |
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it's you, OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:43 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:it's you, OP w-we're friends no-now?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:44 |
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He sounds cool dude.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:47 |
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this is a bad premise. gamers don't have friends
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:06 |
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I wish he was my gamer friend.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:11 |
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Ristolaz posted:I wish he was my gamer friend. Same here.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:24 |
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Ristolaz posted:I wish he was my gamer friend.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:26 |
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My gamer friend wears a fedora unironically... Enough said. drat good at TF2 however, and thankfully he is not into MRA or PUA.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:31 |
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Skylark posted:My gamer friend wears a fedora unironically... Enough said. drat good at TF2 however, and thankfully he is not into MRA or PUA. lmao
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:32 |
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Skylark posted:My gamer friend wears a fedora unironically... Enough said. drat good at TF2 however, and thankfully he is not into MRA or PUA.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:33 |
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Skylark posted:My gamer friend wears a fedora unironically... Enough said. drat good at TF2 however, and thankfully he is not into MRA or PUA.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:34 |
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Skylark posted:My gamer friend wears a fedora unironically... Enough said. drat good at TF2 however, and thankfully he is not into MRA or PUA. *nods* Sounds like my mate Mike The Guy in the Hat from FunForFreedom, known for looking like a sickly AIDs-ridden homo at Zeldathon.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:37 |
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Mike the Guy
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:39 |
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Pat the NES Punk
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:39 |
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Wormskull posted:*nods* Sounds like my mate Mike The Guy in the Hat from FunForFreedom, known for looking like a sickly AIDs-ridden homo at Zeldathon.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:42 |
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I'm just joking, Mike's a good guy. And he stopped wearing the fedora.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:46 |
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Hoodrich posted:Pat the NES Punk That guys cool.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:58 |
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My only gamer friend is my coworker and she still has a hard time with non isometric games. But its cool we dork out about diablo builds and PoE.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:23 |
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Pewdiepie posted:That guys cool. He's not
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:29 |
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:My only gamer friend is my coworker and she still has a hard time with non isometric games. But its cool we dork out about diablo builds and PoE. bjork ftw
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:29 |
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My gamer friend talks constantly about all the video games yet refuses to play them. Talks about Ultima games being the best games, links nethack spoilers, talks about the good old days of vanilla wow and is a general gamer snob. the only game he ever plays is football manager
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:30 |
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Screams over video games and has the word "pew" in his loving username I mean he's not MY friend but presumably he's someone's friend
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:32 |
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maev posted:My gamer friend talks constantly about all the video games yet refuses to play them. Talks about Ultima games being the best games, links nethack spoilers, talks about the good old days of vanilla wow and is a general gamer snob. He sounds cool as hell and would rather him post here
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:33 |
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Elijah. posted:He's not
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:38 |
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my gamer friend joined le MDE subreddit
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:21 |
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my gamer friend comes online to tell me i should be playing a different game
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:38 |
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always suggests that we play a loving boardgame or some other dumb poo poo when people are trying to come up with not-boring plans
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:28 |
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NOBODY GIVES A poo poo ABOUT YOUR ARTISANAL BESPOKE loving THING THAT WILL TAKE HOURS TO DO AND WILL SUCK
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:29 |
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BaconDonut FTW
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:04 |
please don't helldump me OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:05 |
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Ekster posted:please don't helldump me OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:19 |
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Fargield posted:BaconDonut FTW
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:58 |
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all my gamer friends are online only its all u guys
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:47 |
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i don't have any friends, op
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:55 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:17 |
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triforce tattooed on the right wrist, apple-style keyboard tatted across his shoulder blades, hair pulled back into a ponytail. 2 dogs named after characters from the hit showtime series Dexter. that's my gamer friend
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:56 |