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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


Post whatever you want in this thread. If you want to post about something that interests you that's great. if you just want to post "i'm gay" or "gas", that's fine too

i'm going to talk about the game God of War that was released for the PS2

God of War is one of the greatest games ever made. Here is a list of reasons why

the main character is not good at all and doesn't give a poo poo about murdering fucktons of people
you fight with swords attached to chains that whirl around and ruin poo poo around you
you kill huge monsters in creative ways and at one point go into a dead hyra to get a key from a dude you could easily save but you just kill him for no reason
there are mini games where you bone hot babes to score more murder points
you rappel up the side of Kronos a titan the size of the moon to get to a temple on top where you then kill a giant minotaur and some kind of eagle thing
Ares kills you with a spike he threw from halfway across the planet and impale you, sending you literally to hell
you escape from hell by climbing giant turning columns with bone spike and blades while the souls of the damned fall from the sky into a river of blood
you kill a random dude over and over, sending him to hell multiple times for no real reason
you become a giant and fight Ares who is also a giant, like a boss fight from Power Rangers
everything else basically

God of War 2 is also really good and i might post about that as well. Also i heard Heavenly Sword was a ripoff of GoW is that true and was it good



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THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


im gay

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


fat little chodes

THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


gas

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


THS posted:

im gay

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


friends watch porn
May 7, 2007


smoke  weed  everyday



good poo poo

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

(lip licking noises, clearing throat)

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

gas op ban thread

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007

Giant


Voted 5

sether01
Jun 17, 2005



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo



hahahahahahha nice

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a spooky sherk


this is the thread to lord out, rite

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious



i hear these things are always permanently traumatized when people keep them as pets

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


Fandyien posted:

i hear these things are always permanently traumatized when people keep them as pets

that's hosed up and sad

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


deadwing posted:

this is the thread to lord out, rite

yes

Munsun
Apr 7, 2008

Real good, boss.


hey bros i like sports

*~scratches nuts~*

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


there is something out of place about a white dude with a mustache and glasses playing professional basketball

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!



ahaha all this windup and then she just chucks it at a 75 degree angle from the ground, right before it rewinds you can see the catchers head start to track it and he's like "women am i right?"

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

ahaha all this windup and then she just chucks it at a 75 degree angle from the ground, right before it rewinds you can see the catchers head start to track it and he's like "women am i right?"

i was too busy staring at her rear end to notice so im glad you pointed that out. i must learn to be more observant



where is that one gif of the fat guy on a skateboard

^^^^^^ lol

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007



WHAT YOU THINK I SOLD EM ALL

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


Idiot Kicker posted:

WHAT YOU THINK I SOLD EM ALL

i googled this and got referred to an underground hip-hop thing

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i was too busy staring at her rear end to notice so im glad you pointed that out. i must learn to be more observant

when you're gay, like i am, you become more discerning and can focus in on the truly important things

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i googled this and got referred to an underground hip-hop thing

yeah dre is pretty underground i agree

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i googled this and got referred to an underground hip-hop thing

hm. Nah it was an LF reference, some poster had that as an avatar and the rap lyric was the text below

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


actually i think i googled it wrong because i search "what did you think i sold them all" and not what was actually posted

disregard

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

yeah dre is pretty underground i agree

i need to expand my consumption of musical media

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo




vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

Lorde thread

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I'm gas

Weird BIAS
Jul 4, 2007

This Bird


vyst posted:

Lorde thread



well that's a disappointment

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


vyst posted:

Lorde thread



good post





gay

detectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012



Gourd thread

http://i.imgur.com/SGf44zGl.jpg

They look like squash but are better for carving than eating. If you want squash, you should plant one (1) zucchini plant. You will never want for squash again.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


detectivemonkey posted:

Gourd thread

http://i.imgur.com/SGf44zGl.jpg

They look like squash but are better for carving than eating. If you want squash, you should plant one (1) zucchini plant. You will never want for squash again.

cool

are they supposed to look phallic or is that incidental

detectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012



Zippy the Bummer posted:

cool

are they supposed to look phallic or is that incidental

It's God's plan.

Protip: if you grow both tomatoes and zucchini, you can use the tomatoes as balls and every harvest can be hilarious.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


gathering place of pudgy suburban bankers looking to cheat on their church-going soccer mom wives and liberty college dudes who have totally taken the virginity pledge

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzkvrTt7pI

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Heavenly sword was pretty cool OP. I liked it, not sure if I'd say it was GoW ripoff.

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