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WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Looks like we have a lot of Male and Female gamers on this forum, so if anyone here is single and looking to have a boyfriend/girlfriend just post your "stats" so to speak and some basic info like what I post below and we can decide who we want to date!



Info:

Gender: Male
Seeking: Female gamer (old school gamer and possibly jrpg fan)
Name: John Atkins
Favorite Games (3): Super Metroid, Metal Gear Solid 3, Soul Calbur (dreamcast)
Least Favorite Game: Fez
Build: 140 pounds, runner build, work out 3 times a week, huge (10 inches) penis
Highest Base Stat: Charisma
Lowest Base Stat: Dexterity
Where do you live: Lancaster, Pennsylvania in an amish bar that is dedicated solely to gameing
Age 28

WORST FORUMS GUY fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 12:08

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009



WORST FORUMS GUY posted:


Info:

Gender: Male
Seeking: Female gamer (old school gamer and possibly jrpg fan)
Name: John Atkins
Favorite Games (3): Super Metroid, Metal Gear Solid 3, Soul Calbur (dreamcast)
Least Favorite Game: Fez
Build: 140 pounds, runner build, work out 3 times a week, huge (10 inches) penis
Highest Base Stat: Charisma
Lowest Base Stat: Dexterity

Same.

Roll the dice of fate, imp!

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Info:

Gender: Male
Seeking: Male or Female Gamer for mutual masturbation with visual chart aids
Name: Biff "Xbone" Baxter
Favorite Games: Browser games that reward me with coupons for mom jeans
Least Favorite Game: Titanfall
Build: 120 pounds, long rear end
Highest Base Stat: Dexterity
Lowest Base Stat: Charisma
Where do you live:
Deep Nebraska with the hottest T1 connection in the cornfields

Widestancer fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 02:53

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED



Info:

Gender: Thread
Seeking: Gas Chamber

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Endorph posted:

Info:

Gender: Thread
Seeking: Gas Chamber

Hmmm looks like this guy might end up in the kitchen during our singles mixer

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Endorph posted:

Info:

Gender: Thread
Seeking: Gas Chamber

somebody is scared of dating! what are you, a loving virgin? jesus

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

Can we use this thread for finding scrim partners too?

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Falsum posted:

Can we use this thread for finding scrim partners too?

this is strictly for finding dates

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


oh gently caress update what city/state you live in too, and PM me your phone number if you want to text or email me at sexhaver1974@gmail.com

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Update:

Send me a wink only if you accompany it with a photo of your gaming setup. No angle shots accepted.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

sproink~


I live in the LA area and am interested in doing erotic gaming rps in the bedroom. Please contact me if interested, all genders welcome. Serious inquiries only.

edit: must like dark souls

Gender: Male
Seeking: Gamers of all genders for erotic rps
Name: please call me senpai
Favorite Games (3): Majora's Mask, Metal Gear Solid 3, Dota 2
Least Favorite Game: all indies
Build: 180, average for 20s, I work out regularly
Highest Base Stat: Constitution
Lowest Base Stat: Dexterity
Where do you live: the valley~~

fixed my inquiry because I take this stuff very seriously

Liquid Penguins fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 02:52

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


no behind the back selfies PLEASE!

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Liquid Penguins posted:

I live in the LA area and am interested in doing erotic gaming rps in the bedroom. Please contact me if interested, all genders welcome. Serious inquiries only.

please follow the correct format listed in the OP

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Liquid Penguins posted:

I live in the LA area and am interested in doing erotic gaming rps in the bedroom. Please contact me if interested, all genders welcome. Serious inquiries only.

edit: must like dark souls

I am unable to climax in the bedroom since I separate my gaming into a specific other area of the home and gaming is inexorably tied to pleasure

*swipes left*

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

sproink~


Goons and gamers, please remember to use a condom while recreating waluigi's honeymoon.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Info:

Sex: Yes Please!!
Seeking: You know me! I love tha redheads!
Name: Alex
Favorite Games (3): Civilization 4, Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Bros, Quake 2
Least Favorite Game: Dark Souls
Build: 280lbs, strong as hell
Highest Base Stat: Intelligence
Lowest Base Stat: Luck (I've never had a girlfriend)
Where do you live: Maryland

Hit me up!

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Borsche69 posted:

Info:

Sex: Yes Please!!
Seeking: You know me! I love tha redheads!
Name: Alex
Favorite Games (3): Civilization 4, Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Bros, Quake 2
Least Favorite Game: Dark Souls
Build: 280lbs, strong as hell
Highest Base Stat: Intelligence
Lowest Base Stat: Luck (I've never had a girlfriend)
Where do you live: Maryland

Hit me up!

for intelligence you sure as hell can't follow the rules now can you

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


ladies, Alex is a clown... don't even bother

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

sproink~


"I'm here to pick you up for our date"
_____________________\

Soral
May 30, 2009




can we get some birth years in this thread, im very serious about responding to some of these ads but i cant be busted for being with a minor again

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003



jo on tails - 48 (philly)

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013



lets all suck and gently caress eachother dudes

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.


This thread is about to get friendzoned (gassed).

Dongslayer.
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.


gt chizmack

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Encounter Review:

ROB



The Good

Stayed up all night gaming, had more than enough stamina to keep me going as well as long as I played along with Gyromite. This blending of gaming and pleasure was exquisite.

The Bad

Didn't want to play anything except Gyromite; I can see this being a fling but I'm not sure about long term.

Final Verdict

If you're looking for a quick pick me up, ROB's your Operating Buddy of choice. He might not be Mr. Right, but he IS Mr. Right Now.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



I'm well versed in VNs (Visual Novels) and Bioware romance, so if you want to know what real lovin' is like hit me up.

americong
May 29, 2013

Another Successful Contract


Ekster posted:

I'm well versed in VNs (Visual Novels) and Bioware romance, so if you want to know what real lovin' is like hit me up.

I don't want to click through any route but yours

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

sproink~


lookin for imp to cuddle with and talk about castlevania protagonists

am 24, in la area
must be 18-30 gender not an issue

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Gender: Male
Seeking: Human female, or Kezan goblin female. Must be down to earth. Please do not have a video game blog. Please do not smoke tobacco.
Name: Edwin M. LeBrown
Favorite Games (3): Quake Live, Victoria: An Empire Under The Sun, Crusader Kings 2
Least Favorite Game: Probably some lovely adventure game or something, I don't know. The one I hate most that I played enough of is uhhh Mass Effect probably.
Build: 400 or so pounds, quite obese. I have surprising speed for a fat man and won Lineman of the Year award at Lewiston Middle School.
Highest Base Stat: Chaos
Lowest Base Stat: Stamina
Where do you live: In the northern Tampa Bay area, although I have been known to venture into South St. Pete

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

ladies, Alex is a clown... don't even bother

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010



Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Widestancer posted:

Encounter Review:

ROB



The Good

Stayed up all night gaming, had more than enough stamina to keep me going as well as long as I played along with Gyromite. This blending of gaming and pleasure was exquisite.

The Bad

Didn't want to play anything except Gyromite; I can see this being a fling but I'm not sure about long term.

Final Verdict

If you're looking for a quick pick me up, ROB's your Operating Buddy of choice. He might not be Mr. Right, but he IS Mr. Right Now.

lmao

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

hahahaha

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


kill everyone who said to gas this thread

WORST FORUMS GUY
Apr 2, 2011

Stupid Egomaniacal Cunt


Everyone! Please stop PMing me what I look like! I will post a photo right now and thats that! make up your mind already!

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~


Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Lightning... It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect; it only destroys.


Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

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Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!


im married to the game

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