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precision

You usually only see hair like that in a video game.


seriously, why. every girl i know either wears skirts and dresses all the time or wears pants that don't have an rear end pocket or just doesn't put their phone there.

so why does anybody?

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i am he


who knows why girls do anything haha frickin girls

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.

Qwerinty


...and don't forget to wear your masks. It's almost time

side pockets are not big enough for phones

CAT BRUSH

He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty won't you come inside



ChairmanMeow posted:

when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.

you should quit smoking or at least replace the cigarettes in the pack with joints

precision

You usually only see hair like that in a video game.


Qwerinty posted:

side pockets are not big enough for phones

i put my phone in my side pocket all the time! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Peta


Girls are like boys except weaker and more stupid

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

also boobs

Classicist


they like it when it vibrates on their butt

anime fuck pillow


I put it in my front pocket, where the real men are.

i am he


girl looking at front pocket: buh?? what the heck...? what is this thing for ??? i guess i'll never know.... *sticks phone in back pocket and sits on it*

me: smdh........basic bitches....

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


panst

anime fuck pillow


Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.

i am he


anime gently caress pillow posted:

Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.

just, girls.txt right here, bravo good sir

anime fuck pillow


Girl: I had a really good time tonight, let's swap numbers!

Me, in my mind: Yes! This went great! This is going to lead to a lasting and fulfilling relationship that ends in sex!

*Girl reaches into her rear end to pull out her phone*

Me: Stop right there. That's a dealbreaker.

99 Headmates

'orrible fucking nights

Chicks...

i am he


*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt

*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*

me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch

anime fuck pillow


My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.

precision

You usually only see hair like that in a video game.


ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:

quote:

i have no idea. o.o i've never done that from what i remember. why do some girls put their phone in their bra? -_-

this is driving me insane

i am he


precision posted:

ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:


this is driving me insane

This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.

beer pal


i am he posted:

*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt

*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*

me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch

gotta love a girl with an angular rear end. i get hot for a girl with an rear end like dnd die. girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a sharp thing in your face you get sprung.

Classicist


girl: does this phone make my rear end look square?
me: whoa, wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot poll! women!

precision

You usually only see hair like that in a video game.


i am he posted:

This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.

i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh

i am he


im thinking of switching from the iphone to the galaxy phone. the android functionality is a real plus, and the bigger screen and phone makes my rear end look better.

anime fuck pillow


I'm going to invent girl pants that only have pockets in the front and also sell pants with the back pockets that have phone-activated glow in the dark words across the rear end that say "Basic Bitch"

cruft


anime gently caress pillow posted:

My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.

Same but I used my toothbrush on his gooch.

AAB

----Stick Putt----

its nice when they put their phone between their boobies

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!

Do you know where I put mine?

Drunk Driver Dad


precision posted:

i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh

i want a grilfriend

Classicist


PandaCookies posted:

Do you know where I put mine?

is this a trick question?

Security Drone


Everyone should sew a special pocket directly onto every pair of pants they own to the exact dimensions of their phone so this doesn't have to happen.

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

I text girls to see their rear end light up

The Rage

Chill out, dickwad.



because theres no room after they keep their cash and drivers license in they pussy

whoflungpoop

With you and the constellations
i put mine in my bra cause android phones arent compatible with pants

Valeyard
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

whoflungpoop posted:

i put mine in my bra cause android

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

Mike Maddux

nice guys finish first

Valeyard posted:

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

BYOB ladies all have large boobs, I'm speaking from experience.

Matoi Ryuko



Valeyard posted:

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

I just noticed that your little chart next to your regdate doesn't work correctly in BYOB.

Tane


literally all women have no dick or balls

makes u think

Valeyard
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I just noticed that your little chart next to your regdate doesn't work correctly in BYOB.

Yeah

Mike Maddux posted:

BYOB ladies all have large boobs, I'm speaking from experience.

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