Let's rebuild the Arnold of Scissors

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

please donate all your meat and various object to the Rebuild Arnold Fund, i donate a ham shank and a bottle of prozac

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:45

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:44

1upclock: Taken completely out of context

Please donate today

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:46

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

can i donate via paypal?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:48

1upclock: Taken completely out of context

CAT BRUSH posted:

can i donate via paypal?

Paypal does not currently accept flesh

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:49

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CAT BRUSH posted:

can i donate via paypal?

you can donate YOUR FLESH *chop chop*

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:54

CharlestonJew

im gay

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:55

1upclock: Taken completely out of context

Please please donate 15 pounds of meat to receive an authentic tote bag to carry all your bones in

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

my flesh is barely adequate for my own body

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:57

Drunk Driver Dad

ill sent some poop in a box how would he be able to post without poop? he wouldnt.so im sending poop

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:01

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

Let's not

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:36

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

CAT BRUSH posted:

can i donate via paypal?

I'd avoid it.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:44

pig slut lisa: irl is good

my parents gave me some salmon skin for my dog to enjoy but i think the arnold could use it more

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:10

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

1upclock posted:

Please please donate 15 pounds of meat to receive an authentic tote bag to carry all your bones in

i ate the bones

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:11

RamenDoctor: "I hate you all"

I can contribute some eye drops and old spice

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:12

WhenInRome

we can rebuild him. we have the technology. and also the poop

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:21

City of Glompton

there's some hairs behind the toilet let's use that too

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:27

ZebTM

*kicks over pile of flesh* gently caress u arnie

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:28

i am he

me; ok looks like we've got it all here. 70 pounds of bone, 70 pounds of flesh, 100 grams of hair, 50 grams of eyeballs, a quart of blood mixed with the bones of your enemeis. you'll be restored to your meaty shell in no time

corporeal spirit of arnie: yaaaay

me; haha NOT this poo poo doesnt work idiot

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i am he posted:

me; ok looks like we've got it all here. 70 pounds of bone, 70 pounds of flesh, 100 grams of hair, 50 grams of eyeballs, a quart of blood mixed with the bones of your enemeis. you'll be restored to your meaty shell in no time

corporeal spirit of arnie: yaaaay

me; haha NOT this poo poo doesnt work idiot

but how does he react? tune in next week? double episode? season finale? slash fiction? director commentary!?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:34

cuntman.net

lets give him a satellite connection so he can vaporize people from orbit

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:35

Corn Glizzy

i donate some bras for the scientists who resurrect him to wear on their heads

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:37

i am he

pig slut lisa posted:

but how does he react? tune in next week? double episode? season finale? slash fiction? director commentary!?

spirit of arnie fades away entirely, his window of reincarnation havivng closed

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:39

Drunk Driver Dad

i am he posted:

me; ok looks like we've got it all here. 70 pounds of bone, 70 pounds of flesh, 100 grams of hair, 50 grams of eyeballs, a quart of blood mixed with the bones of your enemeis. you'll be restored to your meaty shell in no time

corporeal spirit of arnie: yaaaay

me; haha NOT this poo poo doesnt work idiot

no poo poo, it didnt work, you forgot the poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:42

Pedantra: by Lowtax

CAT BRUSH posted:

my flesh is barely adequate for my own body

and yet there are poor kids stuck in thrid world hellholes such as scandanavia or whatever who could literally be rebuilt with your nail clippings and shed hairs. your privilege sickens me.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:54

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

I donate access to google maps and some addresses of byob posters

# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:01

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Pedantra posted:

and yet there are poor kids stuck in thrid world hellholes such as scandanavia or whatever who could literally be rebuilt with your nail clippings and shed hairs. your privilege sickens me.

my privilege is still unchecked

# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:19

saboten

arnie wake up :cry:

# ? Aug 7, 2014 11:19

treasure bear

saboten posted:

arnie wake up

# ? Aug 7, 2014 11:45

Pizzatime

are you the goosh brusher op?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:01

google THIS

saboten posted:

arnie wake up

we've found him a new av, at least

what about cum, do we need to add some cum to the mixture? it is the very font of life after all

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:27

google THIS

I can't keep this erection going while I wait for a definitive answer so I have now donated some cum

do you think arnie 2.0 will look like me?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:32

tao of lmao

saboten posted:

arnie wake up

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:34

Savage For The Winjun

arnie needs coffee

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:37

Salmiakki

Twilight Matrix posted:

arnie needs coffee

i have it right here :coffeepal:

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:38

Pizzatime

Salmiakki posted:

i have it right here

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:41

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?