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Funnypost Collabo
Jul 27, 2006



Benjamin Franklin leans back, cracking his knuckles. He'll ride out all these stubborn city-state dictators until a stable government emerges - he added a bunch of bonus resources in the map editor. He has a huge stockpile of gold, it will be easy to buy them out when they've been pacified. He's not very good at the game, the last time he tried to conquer one he quickly realized that his superior research does not make up for the fact that he was so overwhelmed he forgot to build a good army.

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Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Attention Whore of Babylon



Funnypost Collabo posted:

He's not very good at the game, the last time he tried to conquer one he quickly realized that his superior research does not make up for the fact that he was so overwhelmed he forgot to build a good army.

That's why he has Manifest Destiny and Minutemen

Benny D
Oct 9, 2012


Benjamin Franklin was ambassador to France op

Effectronica
May 31, 2011


Leave it to Michel to take care of the job! Uuurh, I'm the best around!


the cheat menu in civ2 was cool because you could redraw all your units, and also turn on ww2 ai and watch the game snap itself in half

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Widestancer posted:

That's why he has Manifest Destiny and Minutemen



Err... is this a Civ5 reference? gtfo.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011


Leave it to Michel to take care of the job! Uuurh, I'm the best around!


Borsche69 posted:

Err... is this a Civ5 reference? gtfo.

the whole thing is civ5

disgusting

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



op you are a friend of the family for playing civ5

hth

Funnypost Collabo
Jul 27, 2006



I'm not playing Civ 5, the United States is, and that's why life is so easy for US Citizens.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Oy Space marines your fiance ain't so easy to kill!

would you like another heaping scoop of mad jealousy or are you good with the 3 you have already op

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010



Funnypost Collabo posted:

Benjamin Franklin leans back, cracking his knuckles. He'll ride out all these stubborn city-state dictators until a stable government emerges - he added a bunch of bonus resources in the map editor. He has a huge stockpile of gold, it will be easy to buy them out when they've been pacified. He's not very good at the game, the last time he tried to conquer one he quickly realized that his superior research does not make up for the fact that he was so overwhelmed he forgot to build a good army.

WTf is that even supposed to mean.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010



Has OP even played Civ? Ben Franklin isnt a leader.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012


bing it on


Pewdiepie posted:

Has OP even played Civ? Ben Franklin isnt a leader.

It's, a mod.

Benny D
Oct 9, 2012


Pewdiepie posted:

Has OP even played Civ? Ben Franklin isnt a leader.

pointed this out like seven posts ago do people even read threads anymore

Funnypost Collabo
Jul 27, 2006



Pewdiepie posted:

WTf is that even supposed to mean.

It's an allegory

Funnypost Collabo
Jul 27, 2006



Ben Franklin isn't the leader... he's playing the game.

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013



Perhaps Ben Franklin is playing as...china?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


I want ben franklin to show me his lightning rod

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010



Funnypost Collabo posted:

I'm not playing Civ 5, the United States is, and that's why life is so easy for US Citizens.

The rest of the world is playing Civ 4, which is why the US keeps getting defeated. They can only place one unit in a tile while the Chinese/North Vietnamese/Afghan Insurgents/Iraqi Rebels are able to bring in stacks of doom of 40+ units at once and just send wave after wave of low-tech infantry at them.

At least stacks of doom are vulnerable to collateral damage attacks like airstrikes. Drones and A-10 Warthogs are exceptional at that sort of thing.

Funnypost Collabo
Jul 27, 2006



IronClaymore posted:

The rest of the world is playing Civ 4, which is why the US keeps getting defeated. They can only place one unit in a tile while the Chinese/North Vietnamese/Afghan Insurgents/Iraqi Rebels are able to bring in stacks of doom of 40+ units at once and just send wave after wave of low-tech infantry at them.

At least stacks of doom are vulnerable to collateral damage attacks like airstrikes. Drones and A-10 Warthogs are exceptional at that sort of thing.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011


what's Russia playing? Vicky 2?

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

A gaping vagina the size of a hallway.

The Sharmat posted:

what's Russia playing? Vicky 2?

Hearts of Iron. as germany

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

It was really hosed up when Abe Lincoln ordered the depopulation of Baghdad in 1258

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



IronClaymore posted:

The rest of the world is playing Civ 4, which is why the US keeps getting defeated. They can only place one unit in a tile while the Chinese/North Vietnamese/Afghan Insurgents/Iraqi Rebels are able to bring in stacks of doom of 40+ units at once and just send wave after wave of low-tech infantry at them.

At least stacks of doom are vulnerable to collateral damage attacks like airstrikes. Drones and A-10 Warthogs are exceptional at that sort of thing.

Oh, word?

Dongslayer.
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.


go listen to a leftover crack album about it op

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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

benjamin franklin is my favorite great artist, he wrote an entire book about fuckin old saggy bitches and he wasn't even ironic about it and it should've been his great work in civ 5

i dunno maybe i just wanna hear morgan sheppard say "And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."

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