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LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

If only I could get her to sharpen me axe!


so, yeah, I grew up on japanese games. Loved them and I wanted to go to japan and see why the heck japan was so cool. I had a great time and visited nintendo and all that poo poo, but eventually I had to go to the bathroom.

have you ever seen their bathrooms? I practically poo poo on myself because I didn't have good hamstrings because I never had to squat to loving poo poo, you know?

anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that everything amazing always has a little shittiness and this is something impians need to remember when it comes to their favorite game

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011


squatting to poo poo is actually better for your bowels though

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

Yeah it's like saying non-regenerating health is bad because you've only played CoD in your whole life.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011


I think Japan has much to teach us. About poo poo.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



curious, I'm not reading how you went to akihabara, bought the latest porn games there and then went to a cat maid cafe

a trip thoroughly wasted

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!


is there a thing for less experienced squat shitters to hold onto maybe

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002



Nobody uses squat toilets. It is just a joke they play on visitors.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



I'd love to see how a fat whale american tourist uses a squatting toilet

AndyAML
Jul 24, 2006

HEY BASS WHY MUST I FIGHT YOU WE ARE NOT ENEMIES


It sounds like you never got to enjoy the comfort of a Toto brand Washlet™ with controllable bidet nozzle designed for both rear end and grundle washing, heated seat, and self-cleaning water wand, OP.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

Game currently not available on


Now that A crunk bird went to work for Compile Heart they will have to adapt or disappear.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


I cannot get over how people (Americans mostly??) are still shocked about the existence of squatting to poo poo. People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring

Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you


Crewmine posted:

People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring

Why are you assuming that my grunting noises are because of confusion? I know exactly what I'm doing.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


they have western style toilets for old people

inexpensive meal
Jan 29, 2012

toot toot


A strong body enables strong gaming. *w*

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Ekster posted:

curious, I'm not reading how you went to akihabara, bought the latest porn games there and then went to a cat maid cafe

a trip thoroughly wasted

Err, you mean he did epically win things like take an American poo poo on the country of Japan, instead of being a failure retard badgamer and do a bunch of queer anime poo poo?

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Crewmine posted:

I cannot get over how people (Americans mostly??) are still shocked about the existence of squatting to poo poo. People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring

Wrap your head in a block of cement, retard. American's are loving awesome, and perfected the art of making GBS threads, while the Japos squat in a filthy hole.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003



Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you



Maybe there's something to it after all, two birds with one stone.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

If only I could get her to sharpen me axe!



gently caress yeah, I do leg day on Monday not when I take a poo poo

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


even the most unfit man in turkey has legs stronger than any american athlete because he does squats every day without fail for his entire life

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011


I don't give a poo poo until they give back Constantinople

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



If you lose one of the most epic cities of all time to Turks, either you straight up deserved it for your stupidity or Turks were just always better.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011


I want the Turks to give Constantinople back to the Greeks only so the Greeks have to give Byzantion back to the Thracians

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!


so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


01011001
Dec 26, 2012



01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Wormskull posted:

If you lose one of the most epic cities of all time to Turks, either you straight up deserved it for your stupidity or Turks were just always better.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Mung Dynasty posted:

so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo

The Cripes Fellow.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Mung Dynasty posted:

so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo

If you put it like that, it's actually about your posts.

Benny D
Oct 9, 2012


The Sharmat posted:

I want the Turks to give Constantinople back to the Greeks only so the Greeks have to give Byzantion back to the Thracians

can we give Babylon back to the Macedonians too that one didn't work out so well

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

Watch Out!


Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


I had one of those squat toilets and I like to pretend I was riding a tiny speedboat.

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~



im dying lmfao

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010



bidets on max power

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011




mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

I was in japan for a month and I found only 1 squat toilet but there was a normal toilet down the hall. Did you get lost in feudal japan or something?

I also spent half the time in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kushimoto,_Wakayama

soooo not sure where you went? are you sure you wherent in India?

bhlaab
Feb 21, 2005



japan is famous for having luxurious toilets. are you sure you didnt accidentally go to china

BigLeafyTree
Oct 21, 2010



maybe the op is just bad at pooping???

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005



where's the animated one post the animated one

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