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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW


was stressing to leave my apt for the bus, opened my fridge to get a banana and an apple, thats my lunch every day, ripped a banana off from the rest of the bunch but accidentally ripped it open instead, stood there stupidly for a few moments looking at my ripped banana, got super pissed off at myself and didnt know what to do cuz now that banana would get bad before i could eat it for lunch, 1 hour on a bus then 4 hours in a locker while i work would make it bad if it was ripped open like that, had a panic attack and threw the entire fruit box on the floor, just dropped to the floor myself and laid there for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think

now im calling in sick for work i cant handle this poo poo

what the gently caress is wrong with me

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



you must not be from queensland ha ha ha ha ha ha ha little australia humour there

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

you should just kill yourself

spxxkxrbvx
Nov 2, 2013

Hitler is chill!
420 blaze it!


your thread should probably go in e/n

Momohime Katsumi
Feb 16, 2012



kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Maybe if you ate more than two fruits for lunch you would have better blood sugar levels and wouldn't be devastated emotionally because of a bad banana, OP.

Antlions
Feb 13, 2012


you can eat my banana

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


whats wrong is that you have no lunch

you can fix it by purchasing a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location

your panic attack brought on by your sudden realisation of your inability to affect change on any aspect of your life and the nature of your life as an cubical-shaped eggshell-thin veneer on a gaping maw of raving madness is totally rational and is proof that your brain is still working despite the considerable conditioning you have endured. congratulations, to celebrate, buy a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006



what time is it, why it's gagelion thread time

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


sever and therap<y

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


what sort of degenerate keeps their bananas in the fridge

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



Start drinking OP

jBrereton
May 29, 2013



Seems reasonable OP. Don't want to work off your stride, who knows what could go wrong.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Give me the axe.
We need more guts.


make some banana bread you rear end in a top hat

Ryoshi
Oct 2, 2007
MASSIVE
DOUCHEBAG


tell us about the juicer you silly tease

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



dont put banana in the fridge

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


cut off your penis

Zzulu
May 15, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


hhm after careful consideration of your internet story i suggest you don't be so crazy and insane

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


i haven't skipped a day of work since november OP

JohnnyColorado
Dec 27, 2003



Ryoshi posted:

tell us about the juicer you silly tease

yes this

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Im not one to armchair psychology people but I think your real problems have nothing to do with the banana and everything to do with how you're a crazy fucker.

Have you gone to a church to check yourself for demons?

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!

Ryoshi posted:

tell us about the juicer you silly tease

MAKE AND MODEL

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


I'm never going to join the workforce

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Give me the axe.
We need more guts.


Cucking Mama posted:

I'm never going to join the workforce

Just remember to always buy burner phones.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

gagelion posted:

just dropped to the floor myself and laid there, literally shaking, for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!

kill youre banan

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010


poop into the jouicer, add banana, pour resulting flurry into moutf

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

hi mods plz ban op for whatever reason thanks

Claven666
Jun 27, 2010


next time store the banana in your rear end

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics



he's no 50 foot ant that's for sure

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



tell me more about this box of fruit

california roll
Feb 23, 2009


this guy does nothing but copy paste topics from a different forum to here lol

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

you have banana thread, op

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

ban(ana) thread, gas OP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Youre like the adult version of those babies that are born profoundly retarded.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.


vyst posted:

you should just kill yourself

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


what is the canon continuity for gagelion threads, are all these things happening in quick succession or are there long gaps between key events like "girlfriend mean to friend in diner", "wife's friend is a stinkyhole at wedding" and this latest installment?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


why do you guys want gagelion banned?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Give me the axe.
We need more guts.


Cucking Mama posted:

why do you guys want gagelion banned?

He didn't post blender?

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


op should be an author or something. he sure does come up with really random things huh

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