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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
was stressing to leave my apt for the bus, opened my fridge to get a banana and an apple, thats my lunch every day, ripped a banana off from the rest of the bunch but accidentally ripped it open instead, stood there stupidly for a few moments looking at my ripped banana, got super pissed off at myself and didnt know what to do cuz now that banana would get bad before i could eat it for lunch, 1 hour on a bus then 4 hours in a locker while i work would make it bad if it was ripped open like that, had a panic attack and threw the entire fruit box on the floor, just dropped to the floor myself and laid there for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think

now im calling in sick for work i cant handle this poo poo

what the gently caress is wrong with me

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

you must not be from queensland ha ha ha ha ha ha ha little australia humour there

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



you should just kill yourself

my wheelhouse
Nov 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
your thread should probably go in e/n

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
:allears:

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
Maybe if you ate more than two fruits for lunch you would have better blood sugar levels and wouldn't be devastated emotionally because of a bad banana, OP.

pray for my aunt
Feb 13, 2012

14980c8b8a96fd9e279796a61cf82c9c
you can eat my banana

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

whats wrong is that you have no lunch

you can fix it by purchasing a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location

your panic attack brought on by your sudden realisation of your inability to affect change on any aspect of your life and the nature of your life as an cubical-shaped eggshell-thin veneer on a gaping maw of raving madness is totally rational and is proof that your brain is still working despite the considerable conditioning you have endured. congratulations, to celebrate, buy a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

what time is it, why it's gagelion thread time

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


sever and therap<y

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
what sort of degenerate keeps their bananas in the fridge

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Start drinking OP

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Seems reasonable OP. Don't want to work off your stride, who knows what could go wrong.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



make some banana bread you rear end in a top hat

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

tell us about the juicer you silly tease

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

dont put banana in the fridge

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
cut off your penis

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
hhm after careful consideration of your internet story i suggest you don't be so crazy and insane

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
i haven't skipped a day of work since november OP

PinkSox
Dec 27, 2003
I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

Ryoshi posted:

tell us about the juicer you silly tease

yes this

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Im not one to armchair psychology people but I think your real problems have nothing to do with the banana and everything to do with how you're a crazy fucker.

Have you gone to a church to check yourself for demons?

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!

Ryoshi posted:

tell us about the juicer you silly tease

MAKE AND MODEL

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I'm never going to join the workforce

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Cucking Mama posted:

I'm never going to join the workforce

Just remember to always buy burner phones.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

gagelion posted:

just dropped to the floor myself and laid there, literally shaking, for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!
kill youre banan

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
poop into the jouicer, add banana, pour resulting flurry into moutf

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
hi mods plz ban op for whatever reason thanks

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
next time store the banana in your rear end

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

he's no 50 foot ant that's for sure

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





tell me more about this box of fruit

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
this guy does nothing but copy paste topics from a different forum to here lol

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
you have banana thread, op

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
ban(ana) thread, gas OP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Youre like the adult version of those babies that are born profoundly retarded.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

vyst posted:

you should just kill yourself

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
what is the canon continuity for gagelion threads, are all these things happening in quick succession or are there long gaps between key events like "girlfriend mean to friend in diner", "wife's friend is a oval office at wedding" and this latest installment?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
why do you guys want gagelion banned?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Cucking Mama posted:

why do you guys want gagelion banned?

He didn't post blender?

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
op should be an author or something. he sure does come up with really random things huh

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