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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

glowing-fish posted:

Two answers:

1. Serious answer: if you are really having the type of emotional problems that these threads seem to state, please seek real help.

2. Joke answer: if you are just trolling, stfu.

whats 3. the gay answer

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Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

gagelion posted:

whats 3. the gay answer

stop posting, its not funny

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

Your Rain posted:

stop posting, its not funny

cranked again

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gavelion stop posting

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
we could just have a reddit.txt thread instead of this retard jerking his chode over whatever garbage he finds on garbage reddit over and over but it's cool either way

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gagelion posted:

cranked again

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Your Rain posted:

stop posting, its not funny

this would set a precedent that would turn this place into a ghost town

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!
gangesleon is my my new favorite poster.

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
The mega swinger clubs are dead. These artsy sex parties are where the young people are.

A moodily lit Manhattan loft—populated by chefs carrying hors d'oeuvres—isn't the setting one would expect for a swingers party, but the crowd here would only use that term ironically. Chemistry is a leader of the new crop of young, hip sex parties in the city. I'm at their Biochemistry night, which is a fluid, bisexual affair.
As couples from their twenties to early forties fill the two-floor loft space, everyone's abuzz with anticipation—pumping straws in and out of their cocktails. A soulful-house DJ builds anticipation, and partygoers softly bump into one another.
Upstairs, the floor is covered with futons, and a thin, exotically dressed woman advertises tantric massages in the corner. The first person to get naked is a tall, strikingly handsome man in his early thirties who buys a rubdown.
Watching him, two people undress and fall onto the futons, getting into rough and fast missionary sex. Waves of couples and threesomes follow, with some of the 15-odd people upstairs watching and gauging how they could get involved.
One woman moans and convulses while three people massage and tease her with vibrators. An attractive foursome, propped up next to the massage table, take turns pleasuring one person in the group, slowly rubbing, licking and sucking before switching.
Downstairs, a few people in various states of undress dance to the DJ. Later, burlesque acts draw a crowd and applause. It's easy to lose track of the outside world since cell phones must be checked at the door, but at 3:30am, the tangles of group sex are undone by last call, and smiling, endorphin-saturated patrons spill out onto the street. alex

alex
want sexy party

Samba
Samba
I like this

Hana
Hana
How can I join these kind of party? I wanna join that when I visit NYC. Do I have to take someone with me ?

esi
esi
sex

esi
esi
sex

bruce
bruce
I like it too

Gilshower
Gilshower
I would like to go to a sex party. Where have I to go?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!
I mean think about it, the OP is very relateable.

We've all had days like that, where we wake up late, feel like poo poo, are busting our asses to get ready and rush out the door without eating anything, for what, to go to some miserable poo poo job, or that dumb early morning class you can't miss another of that only exists to jack up the tuition.

Then that one last loving thing goes wrong, you drop your keys, step on the cat, jam your finger and you just have, what is likely a moment of clarity in this lovely over-connected fast-paced world of ours, and drop everything and say "gently caress it!" and truly mean it.

OP you should write a novel.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Cesar Cedeno posted:

gangesleon is my my new favorite poster.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

gagelion posted:

The mega swinger clubs are dead. These artsy sex parties are where the young people are.

A moodily lit Manhattan loft—populated by chefs carrying hors d'oeuvres—isn't the setting one would expect for a swingers party, but the crowd here would only use that term ironically. Chemistry is a leader of the new crop of young, hip sex parties in the city. I'm at their Biochemistry night, which is a fluid, bisexual affair.
As couples from their twenties to early forties fill the two-floor loft space, everyone's abuzz with anticipation—pumping straws in and out of their cocktails. A soulful-house DJ builds anticipation, and partygoers softly bump into one another.
Upstairs, the floor is covered with futons, and a thin, exotically dressed woman advertises tantric massages in the corner. The first person to get naked is a tall, strikingly handsome man in his early thirties who buys a rubdown.
Watching him, two people undress and fall onto the futons, getting into rough and fast missionary sex. Waves of couples and threesomes follow, with some of the 15-odd people upstairs watching and gauging how they could get involved.
One woman moans and convulses while three people massage and tease her with vibrators. An attractive foursome, propped up next to the massage table, take turns pleasuring one person in the group, slowly rubbing, licking and sucking before switching.
Downstairs, a few people in various states of undress dance to the DJ. Later, burlesque acts draw a crowd and applause. It's easy to lose track of the outside world since cell phones must be checked at the door, but at 3:30am, the tangles of group sex are undone by last call, and smiling, endorphin-saturated patrons spill out onto the street. alex

alex
want sexy party

Samba
Samba
I like this

Hana
Hana
How can I join these kind of party? I wanna join that when I visit NYC. Do I have to take someone with me ?

esi
esi
sex

esi
esi
sex

bruce
bruce
I like it too

Gilshower
Gilshower
I would like to go to a sex party. Where have I to go?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

this would set a precedent that would turn this place into a ghost town

Gosh dang do u suck. Constant forums comments, no humor, no fun, just bitter commentary on forums stuff. And you're a child. Sad.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

redshirt posted:

Gosh dang do u suck. Constant forums comments, no humor, no fun, just bitter commentary on forums stuff. And you're a child. Sad.

Man, another child who's fallen prey to cucking epidemic sweeping through our schools.

Remember kids, Winners don't do cucks. - FBI Director Lee Harvey Oswald (Ret.)

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

redshirt posted:

Gosh dang do u suck. Constant forums comments, no humor, no fun, just bitter commentary on forums stuff. And you're a child. Sad.

I don't think I post very much about the forums and I'm 22 in a couple of weeks, which is pretty seasoned. definitely not a kid

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

kuddles posted:

Maybe if you ate more than two fruits for lunch you would have better blood sugar levels and wouldn't be devastated emotionally because of a bad banana, OP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't think I post very much about the forums and I'm 22 in a couple of weeks, which is pretty seasoned. definitely not a kid

A majority of your posts are about other posters or the forum. In other words, you're one of those sucky assholes.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
gagelion threads; where all your shittest dreams come true.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

redshirt posted:

A majority of your posts are about other posters or the forum. In other words, you're one of those sucky assholes.

I don't think that's true either, redshirt. are you upset with me because of the fight I challenged you to?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't think that's true either, redshirt. are you upset with me because of the fight I challenged you to?

It is true. And no, because I'd beat you up rather badly if we actually fought, so you should be glad it's just an internet joke. :)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cucking Mama posted:

I don't think I post very much about the forums and I'm 22 in a couple of weeks, which is pretty seasoned. definitely not a kid

im gay

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

redshirt posted:

It is true. And no, because I'd beat you up rather badly if we actually fought, so you should be glad it's just an internet joke. :)

so you're not upset because you think you're willing and able to injure me? lol


oh yeah. forgot how I decried the im gay post.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

so you're not upset because you think you're willing and able to injure me? lol

oh yeah. forgot how I decried the im gay post.

Silly child.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Oh hellz yeah. No more perfect posting record for you gaglion.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i guess the era of originalposting has comee to and end. gagelion has heralded in a new era,,, an era of copyposting

Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.
theres always money in the banana stand!
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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
im gay, cuck, goku, troon, OP is a fag, gas thread, snorkle bork.

GBS :rolleyes:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

psyopmonkey posted:

im gay, cuck, goku, troon, OP is a fag, gas thread, snorkle bork.

GBS :rolleyes:

thank u for ur service

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

thank u for ur service

Its just a job. :patriot:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i thought it was a life choice

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

psyopmonkey posted:

Its just a job. :patriot:

I think I mentioned it's my birthday soon if you want to shoot the poo poo or whatever

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Stoic Commie posted:

i thought it was a life choice

Your mom made a life choice when she had you.

She chose wrong.

What im saying here is that your a gaylord.

Your mom should have aborted you.

Hahha! Goku, amirite!?

naem
May 29, 2011

It takes like 12 seconds to eat a banana though or put it back in the fridge?

E: OH! Frozen banana- just a lil thought

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This thread is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

I think I mentioned it's my birthday soon if you want to shoot the poo poo or whatever

How fun! Let's celebrate the guy who's a party killa.

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts

gagelion posted:

threw the entire fruit box on the floor

that's right, throw it on the ground, don't be part of the fruit system!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

shiftless
May 18, 2005

Put down the banana! That banana wants to live!!!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't see the apeel of this thread

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im gently caress

get a lod of this:

poo poo piss and balls

ha ha ha ha , get gently caress, do a gently caress

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