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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

1. Hate all popular media

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.


2. stop bathing

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




3. post post post

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

4 - Kill OP

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014



5. 5555555555555555555555555555555555 fattttttttt animeeeeeeeeeeeeee misandryyyyyyyyyy frieennnnnnd zoooneeeeeeeeee fattttt is beaaauttifffulllll grey kniiiiiiiightt poliiicee??????????????? 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 my moooooooooooommmmmmmmmm slam whaaaaaaaaalee

First Bass
Feb 27, 2014


5. be "ironically" offensive towards everything

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


goons own

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


be british or just a piece of poo poo

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014



First Bass posted:

5. be "ironically" offensive towards everything

UNRIONICALLY DIS ^^^^

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I leaned on the wall, the wall leaned away


Palpek posted:

be british or just a piece of poo poo

That Dale avatar is p cool

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.


poo poo your pants as an adult.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


EmmyOk posted:

That Dale avatar is p cool
thank you, that's very kind

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Palpek posted:

thank you, that's very kind

I guess we've determined he is not the Perfect Goon

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


I find goons to be handsome but humble

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


did some goons stomp you guys at sports or something?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



have ten bucks

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


1. Register on internet forums at SomethingAwful.com

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Spanish Manlove posted:

have ten bucks

But this does not guarantee perfection?!!!! We are looking for like the perfect race of goon here

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



InFlames235 posted:

But this does not guarantee perfection?!!!! We are looking for like the perfect race of goon here

ok lemme change up the thread title

Effectronica
May 31, 2011

Oh, come now...


Spanish Manlove posted:

ok lemme change up the thread title

disappointed u didn't go for "goongenics"

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




or Eugoonics

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



steps:
have parents in a STEM field
watch anime and/or get triggered really hard by anime
post about people playing videogames, but have not played that videogame yourself
vapid slores
make an E/N thread, but denounce the thread later and edit out all of your posts
use LSD as harm prevention
call up the yorba linda water district
have a thousand different mental illnesses so you're on a cocktail of brain altering prescriptions
get migraines from scents
verify other goons genders at all cost, perhaps by finding posts on other forums that explicitly state and show they're not what they say they are
have a panic attack when you talk face to face to someone not in your immediate family
report the most banal poo poo on an internet not quite comedy forum
talk about your thousand different mental illnesses on the internet not quite comedy forum so catladies will tell you nice things
kill youre famil

Effectronica
May 31, 2011

Oh, come now...


contract fatal irony poisoning/immunity

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



be on SSI and spend 40hrs/week playing videogames you conned dumb lonely nerds out of by pretending to be a girl

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Spanish Manlove posted:

ok lemme change up the thread title

Haha I can get behind this

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


the most stereotypically goony trait I've noticed is trying to distance yourself from fat, fail goons who don't bathe, drink soda and are turning this place into freaking virgin central

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Cucking Mama posted:

the most stereotypically goony trait I've noticed is trying to distance yourself from fat, fail goons who don't bathe, drink soda and are turning this place into freaking virgin central

oh poo poo, forgot this one:

vehemently hate something, and post non stop about that thing, but then are discovered to be the hilarious polar opposite of the thing you hate and are just as bad as what you crusade against but on the other side of the spectrum

examples include being someone who rails against fat people relentlessly in a thread but are then found to be anorexic/dangerously underweight

notable inversions include actually being the thing you hate

Effectronica
May 31, 2011

Oh, come now...


Spanish Manlove posted:

oh poo poo, forgot this one:

vehemently hate something, and post non stop about that thing, but then are discovered to be the hilarious polar opposite of the thing you hate and are just as bad as what you crusade against but on the other side of the spectrum

examples include being someone who rails against fat people relentlessly in a thread but are then found to be anorexic/dangerously underweight

notable inversions include actually being the thing you hate

lotta workaholic goons, it seems

NotAnArtist
Feb 10, 2011

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you


Spanish Manlove posted:

oh poo poo, forgot this one:

vehemently hate something, and post non stop about that thing, but then are discovered to be the hilarious polar opposite of the thing you hate and are just as bad as what you crusade against but on the other side of the spectrum

examples include being someone who rails against fat people relentlessly in a thread but are then found to be anorexic/dangerously underweight

notable inversions include actually being the thing you hate

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i enjoy watching the televisual program entitled Wentworth

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Spanish Manlove posted:


talk about your thousand different mental illnesses on the internet not quite comedy forum so catladies will tell you nice things


i knew there was a point to my ramblings

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


I'm gay?

avatarinwin
Sep 15, 2013


believe in myths like bendyma

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006

by Lowtax


cut my dick off that poo poo gives me a boner

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


goons are their own genetics program since 99% of them never reproduce.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

lonesomedwarf posted:

i enjoy watching the televisual program entitled Wentworth

Bea is top dog now ... like the whole first two seasons were a preamble to how Prisoner Cell Block H started in 1978

nahh never watch it honest

Professor Tomtom
Oct 22, 2010

NOT REPLYING UNLESS U POST UR DICK SIR

Suck my dick

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012


Palpek posted:

be british or just a piece of poo poo

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Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

i can go anywhere suck my dick niggah - DMX


liquid diets of mountain dew and pepsi

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