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Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010


Mein gott, I've never done this before. The diaper is gone, the poop is everywhere. How do I get the poop out of her little baby vagina without going to prison?

killing/ditching the baby is not an option.
Help me goons, you're my only hope

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Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



Very carefully

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




change? gently caress that just strap on another diaper over the wet/dirty one

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Give me the axe.
We need more guts.


make sure you use some baby powder

MonkeyBot
Mar 11, 2005

OMG ITZ MONKEYBOT

dig all up in that snatch with a wipe. whatever you do don't use your tongue.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


1)get the dirty diaper out of the trash
2)eat the dirty diaper
3)you'll get an intense high from eating it that will awaken your natural diaper changing instincts

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010


tell your mom to change her own diaper.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

Here's a new offensive avatar for forums poster TOILETLORD, purchased by another poster in the pursuit of humor.


take your kid outside use a garden hose to clean them off then wipe clean with a shammy, slap a new diaper on after powdering.

MonkeyBot
Mar 11, 2005

OMG ITZ MONKEYBOT

dontcareaboutname posted:

take your kid outside use a garden hose to clean them off then wipe clean with a shammy, slap a new diaper on after powdering.

gonna start doing this thanks for the tip

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Blood in, blood out.



fill up the bathtub and just leave it in there for 30 mins

DaBeast
May 12, 2001


Gently use a wipe. Then baby powder dry.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

I've already called the FBI op.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

Here's a new offensive avatar for forums poster TOILETLORD, purchased by another poster in the pursuit of humor.


did you try just holding it infront of a woman on the street? Just stand there have a break down right on the street.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




you have no right to change a girl, how do you know they WANT to change?

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


MonkeyBot posted:

whatever you do don't use your tongue.

this is v importan just keep calm and whatever you do don't do this

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

nuke from orbit

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Just return the baby to it's parents, OP. You're obviously in over your head with this entire scheme.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


how old is baby and congratulations on baby is baby healthy weight u gotta watch out for tiny babys

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

[ASK] ME ABOUT BEING
A BIG, FAT BLOB.

Fatty fatty bum bum, that's me!


cool Louis ck joke

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Wash hands and sever.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

I LOVE TO TROLL GBS


leave the baby in a car for a couple hours, say you were going to go to the store but got distracted and oops, the baby died.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

abort the bsaby

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Once a man sperm invade a egg it start. A egg attach to wall of a babie intestine a special growth in your meat purpose of grow a babie. Here it come, shething.

Encase it in a little sausage meat bag for you meat girl and your internal brines prepare and nutricize a babie. It is slow slow slow to grow, that you know. 1-16 months depends on a type of babie. Deadbabie 3 month max, greenbabie 4 months and many, meatbabie up to 16 months.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010


OK I got baby cleaned up (thanks for the advice not to use tongue, very helpful) and changed but she keeps taking off the diaper. These velcro tabs aren't doing doing it. Suggestions for making her diaper stay on?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



No.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nameless_Steve posted:

OK I got baby cleaned up (thanks for the advice not to use tongue, very helpful) and changed but she keeps taking off the diaper. These velcro tabs aren't doing doing it. Suggestions for making her diaper stay on?

A babie get B-I-G-G-E-R-R-R-R-Rrrr.

It grow and grow and give a little hop and a little shout within a intestine. It drink your flavor vitamins, from inside, not like a root. Not like a slow leech into a soil.

Time is come for a jubilix! Notify your she friend it is a babie showing! The quickmeat gathers to discuss the important occasion. Hang a thing in a door, on a pillar, give a shout.

HOORAY!

A babie is comin' soon.

HOORAY!

You put a babie in your midst! The juices glug and you put a food in a mouth.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010



I'm thinking duct tape, maybe staples if I get desperate

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA


lick the poo poo

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4138 days!


Snatch Duster posted:

cool Louis ck joke

louis ck, the first and only man to ever have to change a baby girls diaper.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



I wish you luck in learning to be a daddy op.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Nameless_Steve posted:

How do I get the poop out of her little baby vagina?

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


get a firm grip on the top of the skull and use it to lift her up as you hose her down outdoors

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Robo Reagan posted:

Once a man sperm invade a egg it start. A egg attach to wall of a babie intestine a special growth in your meat purpose of grow a babie. Here it come, shething.

Encase it in a little sausage meat bag for you meat girl and your internal brines prepare and nutricize a babie. It is slow slow slow to grow, that you know. 1-16 months depends on a type of babie. Deadbabie 3 month max, greenbabie 4 months and many, meatbabie up to 16 months.

this, OP.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

brb a nigga gotta doo doo


great another "my baby has poo poo in her vagina" thread. can someone just make a megathread already?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Inevitable posted:

I've already called the FBI op.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


op's daughter here, my baby vag is p clean now thx all

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


have the woman of the house do it.

Macaroni n Smegma
Feb 2, 2005

shi't

donate it to pamperchu

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


what the gently caress

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