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gagelion

by XyloJW

piece of poo poo was driving like an rear end in a top hat (seriously was going >80 in a 50 mph zone). I ended up cutting him off (not even on purpose) and he kept trying to pass me but got blocked by other traffic. I wasn't even trying to gently caress with him, it just kind of worked out that way.

so the loving guy starts tailing me. as soon as I noticed, I slammed on my breaks, changed lanes and got behind him. I put on my high beams, caught a glimpse of his license plate and wrote it down in my phone just in case. anyway, this loving tool PULLS OVER to start following me again. fartknocker followed me for like 5 miles across 2 different highways and just wouldn't let up. if I slowed down, he'd slow down etc. eventually I juked him by speeding up then slamming on my breaks and taking an exit faster than he could react.

because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be, I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.

I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, fartblaster. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).

Somebody fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 19:04

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gagelion posted:

piece of poo poo was driving like an rear end in a top hat (seriously was going >80 in a 50 mph zone). I ended up cutting him off (not even on purpose) and he kept trying to pass me but got blocked by other traffic. I wasn't even trying to gently caress with him, it just kind of worked out that way.

so the loving guy starts tailing me. as soon as I noticed, I slammed on my breaks, changed lanes and got behind him. I put on my high beams, caught a glimpse of his license plate and wrote it down in my phone just in case. anyway, this loving tool PULLS OVER to start following me again. enjoyable human being followed me for like 5 miles across 2 different highways and just wouldn't let up. if I slowed down, he'd slow down etc. eventually I juked him by speeding up then slamming on my breaks and taking an exit faster than he could react.

because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be, I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.

I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, enjoyable human being. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).

You misspelled "brakes."

BadLlama

maybe that enjoyable human being was just trying to give you a blowjob

Dynamite Dog


When two people road rage at each other it's always important to get the last word in

Good job op

Mad Rancher

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

Citizen Tayne posted:

You misspelled "brakes."

You misspelled "im gay"

Kumbamontu

Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.

"paranoid as gently caress"

*posts escapade on public forum*

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
No results found for "because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be".
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gagelion

by XyloJW

wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

bawbzilla

sounds like a good way to get fired and never be trusted with personal information ever again imo

Spanish Manlove

LAMIERDAROJA


gagelion posted:

wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

congratulations on now being BYOB only

Jett



gagelion posted:

I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, enjoyable human being. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).

arnie alt spotted

Angry Fish


lol BYOB the shitdump for GBS.

This thread is one of those long story threads. yeah.

Salmiakki



gagelion posted:

wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

BYOB 8.2: wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

Bo-Pepper

Want some fright?
Course ya boo!

Spanish Manlove posted:

congratulations on now being BYOB only

what did we ever do to you spanish manlove

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Well who was it?

Angry Fish


Jett posted:

arnie alt spotted


gagelion posted:

wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go


Salmiakki posted:

BYOB 8.2: wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

bawbzilla

guys I antagonized someone and am surprised they reacted badly should I continue escalating y/n?

Angry Fish


bawbzilla posted:

guys I antagonized someone and am surprised they reacted badly should I continue escalating y/n?

emphatic yes.

more deaths by road rage lol.

Bo-Pepper

Want some fright?
Course ya boo!

i was driving the other day and had to brake abruptly and the guy in front of me thought i was honking at him but it was just all the clown noses honking at the same time becase i drive a clown car you see didn't see that one coming

InterceptorV8

Would have been a shame to blow it up.

10-4 come and exchange loads with me good buddy
Don't worry, he has your plates and info as well.

Humans Among Us


those replies when they find out they in the byob ghetto now never stops being funy iBet

Salmiakki



Humans Among Us posted:

those replies when they find out they in the byob ghetto now never stops being funy iBet

youre in the hoosegow now!!

Humans Among Us



is that slang or from duke of hazards

wth

Forever messed, forever

this one time a kid was really rude to me so i followed him home and forced him to watch me murder his parents

Angry Fish


Air Julio posted:

this one time a kid was really rude to me so i followed him home and forced him to watch me murder his parents

Eric Cartman?

Salmiakki



Humans Among Us posted:

is that slang or from duke of hazards

its slang and means prison

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Lets face it, road rage is the closest many of us will ever get to arena combat and it could happen without warning, thats why I keep a KoRn cd in my car at all times

Jett



gagelion posted:

I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.

i may be reaching here but i feel like this sentence is implying something along the lines of "don't worry guys it was just a filthy poor not a real person"

RulerSmack


Pretending like you have a loaded gun works. Having a loaded gun always works.

cruft


Jett posted:

i may be reaching here but i feel like this sentence is implying something along the lines of "don't worry guys it was just a filthy poor not a real person"

Nope... no, I think you hit that one head on, Jett.

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

I keep cans of corn. People think twice if you whip a can of corn at them when you are doing 80. I wear gloves and keep them in ziplock baggies of course.

anime fuck pillow


Next time someone does that, lead them into a brick wall.

FluffieDuckie


this is where i usually welcome our new friends, but tbh i'm not in love with the op right now so here's a picture of a corgi

cruft


FluffieDuckie posted:

this is where i usually welcome our new friends, but tbh i'm not in love with the op right now so here's a picture of a corgi



I'm in love with that corgi.

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
OP chill out ... plz!

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
You should have lead him into a fast food drive through LOL. He would have felt so dumb, cause when he is behind you heh as to order something too. lmao...

Jett



OP is either a fakeposter or psychotic or both, looking at his post history

cruft


Kayle7 posted:

You should have lead him into a fast food drive through LOL. He would have felt so dumb, cause when he is behind you heh as to order something too. lmao...

At our wedding I asked my best man (who was a woman) to please please bring a couple sandwiches for us to eat on the way to the reception so we could spend time visiting with our guests instead of eating.

She didn't do this, deciding instead that she'd take us through the Taco Bell drive-thru. Well, okay. So we're sitting there waiting to order when someone drives up beside us, rolls down his window, and hollers out "you've got like 20 cars following you trying to get to the reception hall". We look behind us, and sure enough.

Angry Fish


cruft posted:

At our wedding I asked my best man (who was a woman) to please please bring a couple sandwiches for us to eat on the way to the reception so we could spend time visiting with our guests instead of eating.

She didn't do this, deciding instead that she'd take us through the Taco Bell drive-thru. Well, okay. So we're sitting there waiting to order when someone drives up beside us, rolls down his window, and hollers out "you've got like 20 cars following you trying to get to the reception hall". We look behind us, and sure enough.

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