Spanish Manlove posted:

congratulations on now being BYOB only

cruft posted:

my best man (who was a woman)

Bo-Pepper posted:

op come back to your thread we have so much to show you

Bo-Pepper posted:

op come back to your thread we have so much to show you

dogcrash truther posted:

if he's really trained to BYOB, that's awesome

Qwerinty posted:

One time, this jerk kept tailgating me, flashing their brights, honking their horn, and in general to get my attention and gently caress with me. I did a hard brake, pulled up next to the rear end in a top hat, and ran them off the road.

It was only then that I realized they were only trying to warn me of the axe-wielding maniac in the back seat

Quickscope420dad posted:

Did this thread start out in GBS or BYOB?

The Fresh Prince posted:

how are you feeling?

Bo-Pepper posted:

op is now a byob superstar

gagelion posted:

im garfield and i hate mondays lol

FluffieDuckie posted:

Bo-Pepper posted:

live with it fluffieduckie all of us are standing in the shadow of gagelion the bard of faggotry

gagelion posted:

wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go

cruft posted:

That story has a beginning, but no middle or end. C-.

cruft posted:

At our wedding I asked my best man (who was a woman) to please please bring a couple sandwiches for us to eat on the way to the reception so we could spend time visiting with our guests instead of eating.

She didn't do this, deciding instead that she'd take us through the Taco Bell drive-thru. Well, okay. So we're sitting there waiting to order when someone drives up beside us, rolls down his window, and hollers out "you've got like 20 cars following you trying to get to the reception hall". We look behind us, and sure enough.

Bo-Pepper posted:

i was so nervous reading that because i was afraid jett was going to finger butt things again

cruft posted:

Come on Bo-Peps, you of all people can come up with fresh material.

Jett posted:

that's nothing because A male friend of my wife acted like a oval office towards me at our wedding

he got us a juicer as our present

which is going pretty hard out for a young person as far as money goes since it's pretty expensive

but anyway I met him for the first time there and got a weird vibe from him

but I was nice and welcoming etc

but towards the end of the night he came over and he said "you might be her husband now, but I have known her for over twenty years and im telling you that you have to take care of her"

and I told him thanks for the concern, but at the end of the day regardless of length of time known, I'm the only man in her life now and he doesn't need to worry about keeping an eye on me

and he reiterates that he's known her for twenty years

and then says "if you ever hurt her, I will kill you"

and I just laugh in a "um, wtf" sort of way

and he goes "im not joking" and puts his hand round the back of my head and grasps it and goes "I will KILL you"

and at that point, I say "Dude, do you want to take your hand off my head?"

"I will KILL you"

"seriously, take your hands off me"

"I will KILL you if you ever hurt her"

"George, get your loving hands off me right now"

at that point, my wife comes over and asks whats going on

he goes back to normal and I decide to try and defuse it by telling her everything is fine and that he is just leaving

I shake his hand and leave it at that, pretend im not loving disgusted, and then as soon as we leave the reception, I tell her what happened, i say to her "he is now 100% gone and he has nothing to do with either of our lives ever again" and I tell her to message him expressing her disapproval

so she messaged him saying "George, next time someone invites you to a wedding and you are eating and drinking on their dollar and their time, please refrain from threatening and being hostile to the groom."

and he replies "You must be kidding, right? Threatening? I was just giving him a friendly warning. I can't help it if he cries about it on your shoulder at home, all I know is that I've known you for a million years and I'm worried about you "

to which she goes "YOU must be kidding, right? You act like that, and now you go ahead after what I just said and actually still have the gall to insult my husband? Not cool."

the thing is though that she gets kind of upset when I've brought it up with her, which she says isn't about this friend in particular but simply that it's a negative memory of the wedding day and she doesn't want it to be the one bad thing that taints everything else that was perfect

and the other day she said "would it settle everything if I just deleted him off Facebook?"

to which I said "yeah that sounds pretty good"

so she did, and he doesn't seem to have noticed yet because he hasn't said anything to her

but a couple of people have said to me that I have her too much under my thumb and that I shouldn't be making unilateral decisions about who she can be friends with and who she should have on facebook and be involved in our lives

and obviously i have my own views about that lol

Bo-Pepper posted:

i was so nervous reading that because i was afraid jett was going to finger butt things again

Jett posted:

and that was the first time i sucked off a homeless man

Jett posted:

Aug 5, 2014 10:16 PM Finally completely and utterly dominated my girlfriend sexually

Aug 6, 2014 8:31 PM my 5 1/2 year relationship is crumbling

Aug 7, 2014 8:36 AM just skipped work because a loving banana broke

gagelion posted:

im garfield and i hate mondays lol