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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Gatts posted:

rear end is class.

And pussy is completely redundant since they figured out DAP.


Wooten posted:

Except now they are unemployed or forced to move to Florida. Would you rather have herpes or live in Florida?


Are those not mutually inclusive?

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Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

i am so sick of people running this never funny joke into the ground. do you have any idea how stupid you sound??

Im sorry Im quite literally retarded, please be understanding :shobon:

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Yeah you're right seeing diseased dicks is way better. It's also really great when a performer has to retire or dies because they caught a life-altering disease that could easily be prevented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0q_VGacfNk

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Clochette posted:

Yeah you're right seeing diseased dicks is way better. It's also really great when a performer has to retire or dies because they caught a life-altering disease that could easily be prevented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0q_VGacfNk

wow the first things are murder, suicide, and 100mph car crash if only they used more condoms

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
this video blew my mind. apparently women dont like getting brutally pounded up the rear end

http://youtu.be/UriHw41mIAY?t=5m

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The more men in a scene, the better. Love it when there's like 3 or 4 men for every girl. All those men. Love those men.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I like porn.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
:lol: at the idea that anyone still watches professionally produced porn. With all the hacked video footage and leaked revenge pics, do you really need to see the dead and empty eyes of these female husks as they take twenty loads from Jamal the strapping former Crip, Ricky the 82 year old biker, and Lieu Chen the wacky Asian kid that just happened in to this rented out Dunkin Donuts to get a cronut but stumbled into this magical gangbang?

Videos your friend posted of his ex-girlfriend don't have to abide by prophylactic policy. That sex is real sex.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

condoms in poo poo is my porn

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
everytime i eat lunch at a vietnamese place with my coworkers i always order spring rolls and tell everyone im eatin jolly green giant dick condoms

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
If you don't find this hot then you should probably have more real sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh4yp07UKEg

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i prefer amateur porn, where loving couples jizz and piss all over each other with romantic abandon.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Wasn't there a study recently that showed men frequently look at other mens dongs, more frequently than women? There's a reason why you want your porn actors to have big hulking cocks, perhaps because you want to imagine yourself being the masculine big-dicked man loving the porn star (subconsciously or consciously).

Condoms take away from porn at least partially because it removes the fantasy of what's happening on screen and injects real world (read: unsexy) consequences into the scene. It's like watching the clean up after a porno. No one wants to watch that poo poo (unless it's your kink then go for it) because that's for real life, not for very important masturbation time.

Everyone saying "you must be gay" definitely watches porn and definitely prefers porn with big dicks. You know it too, you big dick liking mother fuckers.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

would female condoms fulfill the law? can't say I've ever seen one of those in porn

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Verisimilidude posted:

Condoms take away from porn at least partially because it removes the fantasy of what's happening on screen and injects real world (read: unsexy) consequences into the scene. It's like watching the clean up after a porno. No one wants to watch that poo poo (unless it's your kink then go for it) because that's for real life, not for very important masturbation time.

well since the people making the porn are actually loving each other I think its still a good thing if they get to protect themselves from said real life consequences

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ive always been the kind of man who doesn't believe in strings long term obligations are unnecessary things but girl you got me thinking while im drinking one more beer if im headed for a heartache why the hell am i still here

im testing my resistance and its wearing mighty thing ive got the feeling i should leave before the roof caves in my mind tellsm e to move along but my body begs me stay and now i feel the need to hold you close and the the night away... while you're turning me

every which way but loose you turn me every which way but loose inside the fires burning me in my mind you just keep turning me everything which way but loose baby theres no excuse you turn me every which way but loose

when the sun comes up in the morning it should find me some place new but right this minute all i want is to lay here next to you those memories still keep calling me from somewhere in my past better hurry if they want me cause i can feel me fading fast while you're turning me

every which way but loose you turn me every which way but loose inside the fires burning me in my mind you just keep turning me every which way but loose baby theres no excuse you turn me every which way but loose

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Earwicker posted:

well since the people making the porn are actually loving each other I think its still a good thing if they get to protect themselves from said real life consequences

I'm not saying they shouldn't I'm just pointing out part of the reason why people don't like it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Earwicker posted:

well since the people making the porn are actually loving each other I think its still a good thing if they get to protect themselves from said real life consequences

lol if you're not in a long term monogamous relationship. you can rawdog and bust a nut every time you bang

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Earwicker posted:

well since the people making the porn are actually loving each other I think its still a good thing if they get to protect themselves from said real life consequences

The actors are actually pissed off about it because it turns out loving for 6 hours straight with a condom on leaves blisters.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
Porn is a pretty loving stupid thing to watch, like if you watch porn you're not that far off from the dudes in Idiocracy.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Colonel J posted:

Porn is a pretty loving stupid thing to watch, like if you watch porn you're not that far off from the dudes in Idiocracy.

The most lizard-like part of my brain has some cross words for you.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
do you think dudes like it when they are dp'ing a chick and their dicks rub up against one another?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel J posted:

Porn is a pretty loving stupid thing to watch, like if you watch porn you're not that far off from the dudes in Idiocracy.

Teach me your ways

Teach all of us

We are weak

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

NurhacisUrn posted:

:lol: at the idea that anyone still watches professionally produced porn. With all the hacked video footage and leaked revenge pics, do you really need to see the dead and empty eyes of these female husks as they take twenty loads from Jamal the strapping former Crip, Ricky the 82 year old biker, and Lieu Chen the wacky Asian kid that just happened in to this rented out Dunkin Donuts to get a cronut but stumbled into this magical gangbang?

Videos your friend posted of his ex-girlfriend don't have to abide by prophylactic policy. That sex is real sex.

It's the fake 'oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah' x 1000 thats a major turn off.
Also pretending to orgasm every 8 minutes at the end of each position they are in.

That's why 70's/80's porn is the best.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Teach me your ways

Teach all of us

We are weak

gently caress regularly

Ixiggle
Apr 28, 2009
just stop cumming on their face it messes up my jerking flow

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I cant get off unless I know this is the shoot where she caught the AIDS

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Colonel J posted:

gently caress regularly

I get that but what do you do?

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Sega Saturn posted:

op, have you considered the fact that maybe yr gay? i don't spend that much time focusing on the dude's dick, and if i do notice he's wearing a condom, i vaguely feel positive about it because the attractive young lady im watching is being kept safe

This poo poo sounds so hot, I came twice just reading it.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Benny Harvey posted:

Doesn't matter if pussy is filthy. Like 90 percent of porn these days is anal pounding.

eventually the human vagina will become entirely redundant for modern culture

so jesus can come back

Musket
Mar 19, 2008
I only watch fisting videos, thank god there is no glove rule.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

FullLeatherJacket posted:

eventually the human vagina will become entirely redundant for modern culture

so jesus can come back

Unless it becomes a new kink.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
i only whack off to the rape scene in the accused

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im gay

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Anyone else think that porn has gotten like sport in that guys watch it to see the guys performance?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo


Embarrassingly bad

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

wow the first things are murder, suicide, and 100mph car crash if only they used more condoms
yeah, there wouldn't be a person to get killed in the first place

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

there's nothing sexier than watching a guy clumsily dribble cool, congealing semen out of a condom and onto a woman's face

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

What about snapping it like a rubber band on her?

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Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:
You know what doesn't have this problem?


That's right....anime

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