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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

Skulls for the skull throne!
Skulls for the skull joke!
I love skulls!


This is the thread where you complain about problems that no other poster can help you with, or you refuse to do anything to change, or whatever. Just be sad about your problems or freak out about the minor responsibilities you have to deal with.

I'll start. I'm fat and I started exercising but I'm not losing weight as fast I'd like. I'm losing weight at a reasonable pace, but I want it to happen immediately. This isn't really a problem but I want to complain about it anyway

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Portals
Apr 17, 2012



ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


blood is coming out of my butt and pee hole

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


im gay!!!!!!!!!!!!

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

sounds like ur sad about a problem you cant do anything about welcome

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Cutting me off at every turn

Whatever you say fatass

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE
Jun 27, 2008

Undeath is such a drag.


hemale in pain posted:

blood is coming out of my butt and pee hole

ah, glad to know theres more than one goon with a butt problem

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

Skulls for the skull throne!
Skulls for the skull joke!
I love skulls!


Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

You should have made the thread then, if you're gonna be so picky about the title.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


its crywank you idiot

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE
Jun 27, 2008

Undeath is such a drag.


i for one, really like cookies, and eat too many of them, so i dont buy them at the supermarket to maintain my figure.

Shannonmcn
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!



Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

Sadmans ruin everything

Oh fixed it ok, crywank away

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

fixed

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

my dicks too big

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!



thnx

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Shannonmcn
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!



Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Cry cry I don't want to cry in the appropriate cryspace.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

Skulls for the skull throne!
Skulls for the skull joke!
I love skulls!


Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


Parallax Scroll posted:

my dicks too big

same but for my anus

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


so do you cry then wank, wank while crying, or wank then cry

just want to make sure im doing this right

Shannonmcn
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!



boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

That never happens tho, that's when they wank

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

anime

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

hemale in pain posted:

same but for my anus

check your PMs

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

METAL GEAR!?

i thought crywank island was a name for japan like the uk is knifecrime island

sorely disappointed

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001



Isn't that why we have E/N?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

Skulls for the skull throne!
Skulls for the skull joke!
I love skulls!


Gatts posted:

Isn't that why we have E/N?

I thought e/n was for multi page posts about how dumb your roomates are or how hard it is to get your parents to pay for mail order hormones.

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Lately, I've been losing my sight and I don't know why

\/

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


Parallax Scroll posted:

my dicks too big

for your teeny tiny t-rex hands maybe

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Lately, I've been losing my sight and I don't know why

\/

open your eyes

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

Hello boys


this game on steam isn't downloading fast enough for my liking and i want to play it right now

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


im profoundly depressed all the time and i only numb the almost-overwhelming ennui with drugs, lol

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Robo Reagan posted:

open your eyes

Welp, that was easy

thanks Robo Reagan!

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


I only sort of feel like pooping

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Fandyien posted:

im profoundly depressed all the time and i only numb the almost-overwhelming ennui with drugs, lol

keep doing drugs, simple

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


ReptileChillock posted:

I only sort of feel like pooping

a bowel movement is a special thing and should only be done when the time is right

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

I really wish I could touch a boob right now

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009



i gotta headache

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


NecroMonster posted:

i gotta headache

sever

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


Inevitable posted:

I really wish I could touch a boob right now

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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Inevitable posted:

I really wish I could touch a boob right now

You sound fat, you can touch your own.

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