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after about 30 minutes she starts licking her own rear end in a top hat/vagina and it's awkward and i put her back on the floor but really i'd like to get her to stop can any goon recommend something i'm considering dabbing a bit of ghost pepper sauce on her holes that will probably fix the problem
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if ur dog fits on ur lap u have a purse rat
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Aug 7, 2014 18:25
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when my dog does this i push her muzzle away from her naughty bits and start licking her myself while she gives me doe eyes also its actually quite tasty when she expresses her anal glands in my mouth its like a gamey beef jerkey
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Aug 7, 2014 18:28
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put dog in sack throw sack in river
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Aug 7, 2014 18:32
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turdriver posted:if ur dog fits on ur lap u have a purse rat it's a chihuahua terrier mix so yes
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Aug 7, 2014 18:33
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Duuude she's clearly into you take a hint man
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Aug 7, 2014 18:33
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rape it
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Aug 7, 2014 18:34
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Robo Reagan posted:it's a chihuahua terrier mix so yes
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Aug 7, 2014 18:34
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turdriver posted:chihuahuas are awful and should be punted into the trash that's cool but she's actually an energetic thing that loves everyone including you the only problem is aforementioned vagina/rear end licking
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Aug 7, 2014 18:44
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Can someone explain to me what is up with crazy as gently caress dogs? Mine are chill as gently caress, they will chill out under a patio table or just walk on by other dogs on the street barely acknowledging them like 90% of the other dogs we see every day but there are like 10% that freak the gently caress out and aggressively go after mine who are like WTF get away from me we want to keep on walking and don't give a gently caress about you. What's up with that? Are people just lovely to their dogs and make them assholes or do a fraction of dogs just have crazy mean personalities that just want to wreck other dogs nice afternoon walks.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:50
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yes
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Aug 7, 2014 18:52
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Aug 7, 2014 18:52
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Smokey posted:rape it this bitch right here gotta go post more. also kill it and wear its head as a hat. Saalkin fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 18:55
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edit: Three Olives posted:Can someone explain to me what is up with crazy as gently caress dogs? Mine are chill as gently caress, they will chill out under a patio table or just walk on by other dogs on the street barely acknowledging them like 90% of the other dogs we see every day but there are like 10% that freak the gently caress out and aggressively go after mine who are like WTF get away from me we want to keep on walking and don't give a gently caress about you. I've actually found (in my anecdotal experience) that it's more often the opposite; that the owners of said dogs tend to either baby them and/or not socialize them enough, and they develop an over-protective personality for one or more members of the family that's pretty aggressive. Kind of explains why smaller/toy breeds tend to be of this type more than others. NiceGuy fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 18:56
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Three Olives posted:Can someone explain to me what is up with crazy as gently caress dogs? Mine are chill as gently caress, they will chill out under a patio table or just walk on by other dogs on the street barely acknowledging them like 90% of the other dogs we see every day but there are like 10% that freak the gently caress out and aggressively go after mine who are like WTF get away from me we want to keep on walking and don't give a gently caress about you. my dog is the biggest loving baby in the world but when i take him out on walks he wants to get at every dog ever. who loving knows
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Aug 7, 2014 18:58
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get at me dog
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Aug 7, 2014 18:58
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turdriver posted:if ur dog fits on ur lap u have a purse rat
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Aug 7, 2014 18:59
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turdriver posted:if ur dog fits on ur lap u have a purse rat I used to have a 95 lb Chesapeake Bay retriever that would try to sit on your lap because he had no concept of how big he was and if you let him get up there successfully he would be super uncomfortable and embarrassed e: once a declawed cat smacked him on the nose and he got so upset that he ran into the corner and threw up  Sam: a good cowardly doge
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Aug 7, 2014 19:01
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I used to have a 95 lb Chesapeake Bay retriever that would try to sit on your lap because he had no concept of how big he was and if you let him get up there successfully he would be super uncomfortable and embarrassed big dogs that don't know how big they are own 
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Aug 7, 2014 19:05
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is your dog pre-owned
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Aug 7, 2014 19:10
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I dunno, you should try doing something nice for the dog first like taking it out to McDonald's for a hamburger or something.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:12
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Doctor Butts posted:I dunno, you should try doing something nice for the dog first like taking it out to McDonald's for a hamburger or something. u r a horrible mostare, mcdonalds is the most unhealthy thing u or ur dog could ever eat and ur a hosed up monstare for even suggesting
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Aug 7, 2014 19:24
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scalded schlong posted:is your dog pre-owned yeah i liberated her from my neighbor because she kept escaping because they never gave her any attention and were going to send her to a shelter that euthanizes
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Aug 7, 2014 19:25
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Three Olives posted:Can someone explain to me what is up with crazy as gently caress dogs? Mine are chill as gently caress, they will chill out under a patio table or just walk on by other dogs on the street barely acknowledging them like 90% of the other dogs we see every day but there are like 10% that freak the gently caress out and aggressively go after mine who are like WTF get away from me we want to keep on walking and don't give a gently caress about you. know any kids who aren't disciplined enough but only babied and they are really annoying and pampered and nobody wants to interact with them voluntarily? it's the same with dogs
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Aug 7, 2014 19:28
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also OP just tell your dog 'no' when she does that and push her face away from her genitalia, problem solved
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Aug 7, 2014 19:28
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Ekster posted:also OP just tell your dog 'no' when she does that and push her face away from her genitalia, problem solved i do it doesnt work thanks tho
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Aug 7, 2014 19:29
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If you fully insert your finger into the dog's rear end in a top hat it will stop attacking
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Aug 7, 2014 19:30
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turdriver posted:if ur dog fits on ur lap u have a purse rat
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Aug 7, 2014 19:32
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yes my dog is a chihuahua terrier it's very tiny and could fit in a purse we've been over this ty goons
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Aug 7, 2014 19:33
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Small dogs are basically cats for men who have the sense enough to know that owning a cat would make them look like a total pussy, but still have the total pussy mentality so they can't handle a real dog.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:34
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i have a cat and also a rabbit pets own sorry tho this thread is still about preventing aforementioned licking and i would appreciate if we could stay on topic thank yoy
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Aug 7, 2014 19:34
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah i liberated her from my neighbor because she kept escaping because they never gave her any attention and were going to send her to a shelter that euthanizes i think your neighbours gave your dog entirely the wrong sort of attention
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Aug 7, 2014 19:35
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Robo Reagan posted:i have a cat and also a rabbit pets own sorry Oh, so you're just a complete total pussy with no shame at all. Can't say it's surprising.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:35
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it's okay hobohemian you don't have to try so hard to fill in the gap now that twee as gently caress has been banned we still love you no matter what
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Aug 7, 2014 19:37
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Robo Reagan posted:it's okay hobohemian you don't have to try so hard to fill in the gap now that twee as gently caress has been banned we still love you no matter what If you don't want to be mocked for having a dog that masturbates on your lap maybe don't post it on the internet in public?
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Aug 7, 2014 19:40
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*ruffles ur hair*
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Aug 7, 2014 19:41
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should've got a boy dog sorry op
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Aug 7, 2014 19:42
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Remember OP, no means no. So no matter what she's wanting, you tell that bitch no because you're feeling uncomfortable with that poo poo. Then go take your dog onto Maury Povich so you can have the same experience of being mocked here but now in real life 
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Aug 7, 2014 19:56
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the cure fior thus is to feed youre dog chocolate lots of it dogs lick there butts bc they taste loke chocolate and dogs crave choclaye so if u give threm chocolate theyll stop hth :thunnbsup:
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my cat's penis was out and he forgot to put it back in, walking around with his penis out
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