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Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


#1 Haunt an amusement park, and only appear to terrify people on rollercoasters so that when they get the picture back of them screaming, they try telling everyone it's cause they saw a ghost and not because they were scared on the ride, but you don't appear in the photo and no one believes them

#2 fly to ground zero and make yourself appear and basically do an ironic impression of someone leaping from the WTC as a satire of the real life leapers

#3 Get real spooky

#4 Spend a day following Obama around and whispering bad suggestions for economic policy in his ear

#5 Write the greatest song of all time and only sing it to yourself, in a shrill feminine voice in abandoned houses

#6 infest the prostate of a GBS poster and make them add the suggestion "gas thread ban OP"

#7 make a vase with a living lover

#8 make friends with other ghosts

#9 take a little time to reflect on yourself and the things you did in life, both good and bad

#10 ghost masturbate (has to be spooky)

#11 hang out at the morgue, arms crossed and arrogant-like, waiting for new ghosts to appear and take them under your wing as your jack-off ghost apprentices

#12 Go to ghost university and study ghost feminism

#13 Haunt a video game store and wail / sob as you watch new releases that you would've loved to play get put onto the shelves

#14 Stay up really late in a family's home on christmas eve to find out whether or not santa is real

#15 Find a living girl who can speak to ghosts and get her to do menial worldly tasks for you (must have big tits)

#16 Watch all the movies in the cinema for free

#17 identify with a different gender and become trans-spooky

Quickscope420dad fucked around with this message at Aug 9, 2014 around 14:51

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


#7 stay safe

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK


#8 shitpost

Claven666
Jun 27, 2010


as I said in the other ghost thread, emitting the brown note from all available speakers really does wonders

Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post

check your privelege ghost

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

i just want your sufferings ~ your bloods and fluid ~ your stupid fucking tiny skeleton ~


riding a whip, quietly and modestly

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


#8 rattle chains, but only on bicycles

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010


start a tumblr

Dr. Pancakes
Aug 12, 2011

Thank you for not eating me without syrup

stay sexy

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


get a nice sheet like one of those 10000 count egyptian cotton ones

^^ i mean what is she wearing

also voyeurism

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


find out all the up to date insider trading secrets

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if you can find the ghost of a ping pong ball, then you can play ping pong with your new ghost friends

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

GOIN' MOG WILD HERE, KUPO!


Gather rocks.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


LOL win omg cute trashy fail wtf

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Shitghost

Umiapik
Sep 15, 2007



#1. Hang out in the female changing rooms at the local gym ghost-fapping to all the tits and pussy on display there.

















... There isn't a #2.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


-loving Ke$ha

www
Aug 4, 2010



Umiapik posted:

#1. Hang out in the female changing rooms at the local gym ghost-fapping to all the tits and pussy on display there.

same

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


way to gently caress up the list with your bullshit editing op

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


the thing about being a ghost that would suck is you can't look forward to killing yourself.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

have sex with a horse

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013


Thats stupid,noobs. Go into the light!!! By the time you hosed around few hundred years have passed and your family will be all "wtf were you been dude!"

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



hang out in a truck stop toilet bowl!!!!!!!!!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Quickscope420dad hosed around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 10:29 AM

nice ghost edit

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



follow someone around in public and when they're near other people ghostly whisper the N-Word to the other people so they think the person I'm following is racist

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



being bought forums upgrades by kind strangers (hint hint)

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005



Just whisper kill yourself to strangers ears for years.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Posting on the forums to be told to stay safe.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


peep on some ladies stalls

e: see them peeing

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


poop ghost poop in places so those places smell like poop but u cant find where the smell cones from lol

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005


* Join the KKK

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


ilikedirt posted:

hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

That's the whole point of the film though
it's deep

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


Quickscope420dad posted:

That's the whole point of the film though
it's deep

my butthole is deep from getting pozzed so much

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



ilikedirt posted:

hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

Forced Lesbian ghost surprise sex.

Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003


Quickscope420dad posted:


#5 Write the greatest song of all time and only sing it to yourself, in a shrill feminine voice in abandoned houses


Yoko Ono already does this and she is still alive.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


gently caress a bitch like casper did

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

gently caress a bitch like casper did

I am skeptical of casper being attracted to women.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006




Al Borland posted:

I am skeptical of casper being attracted to women.

He hosed a dog, bitches are dogs.

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prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0dg6PzVPgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_oeGM0ltiE

which is better

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