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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
#1 Haunt an amusement park, and only appear to terrify people on rollercoasters so that when they get the picture back of them screaming, they try telling everyone it's cause they saw a ghost and not because they were scared on the ride, but you don't appear in the photo and no one believes them

#2 fly to ground zero and make yourself appear and basically do an ironic impression of someone leaping from the WTC as a satire of the real life leapers

#3 Get real spooky

#4 Spend a day following Obama around and whispering bad suggestions for economic policy in his ear

#5 Write the greatest song of all time and only sing it to yourself, in a shrill feminine voice in abandoned houses

#6 infest the prostate of a GBS poster and make them add the suggestion "gas thread ban OP"

#7 make a vase with a living lover

#8 make friends with other ghosts

#9 take a little time to reflect on yourself and the things you did in life, both good and bad

#10 ghost masturbate (has to be spooky)

#11 hang out at the morgue, arms crossed and arrogant-like, waiting for new ghosts to appear and take them under your wing as your jack-off ghost apprentices

#12 Go to ghost university and study ghost feminism

#13 Haunt a video game store and wail / sob as you watch new releases that you would've loved to play get put onto the shelves

#14 Stay up really late in a family's home on christmas eve to find out whether or not santa is real

#15 Find a living girl who can speak to ghosts and get her to do menial worldly tasks for you (must have big tits)

#16 Watch all the movies in the cinema for free

#17 identify with a different gender and become trans-spooky

les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Aug 9, 2014

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
#7 stay safe

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

#8 shitpost

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
as I said in the other ghost thread, emitting the brown note from all available speakers really does wonders

Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post
check your privelege ghost

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
riding a whip, quietly and modestly

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
#8 rattle chains, but only on bicycles

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
start a tumblr

Dr. Pancakes
Aug 12, 2011

Thank you for not eating me without syrup
stay sexy

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
get a nice sheet like one of those 10000 count egyptian cotton ones

^^ i mean what is she wearing

also voyeurism

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
find out all the up to date insider trading secrets

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if you can find the ghost of a ping pong ball, then you can play ping pong with your new ghost friends :)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Gather rocks.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



LOL win omg cute trashy fail wtf

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shitghost

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
#1. Hang out in the female changing rooms at the local gym ghost-fapping to all the tits and pussy on display there.

















... There isn't a #2.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
-loving Ke$ha

www
Aug 4, 2010

Umiapik posted:

#1. Hang out in the female changing rooms at the local gym ghost-fapping to all the tits and pussy on display there.

same

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
way to gently caress up the list with your bullshit editing op

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the thing about being a ghost that would suck is you can't look forward to killing yourself.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
have sex with a horse

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Thats stupid,noobs. Go into the light!!! By the time you hosed around few hundred years have passed and your family will be all "wtf were you been dude!"

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

hang out in a truck stop toilet bowl!!!!!!!!!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Quickscope420dad hosed around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 10:29 AM

nice ghost edit

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
follow someone around in public and when they're near other people ghostly whisper the N-Word to the other people so they think the person I'm following is racist

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

being bought forums upgrades by kind strangers (hint hint)

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Just whisper kill yourself to strangers ears for years.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Posting on the forums to be told to stay safe.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
peep on some ladies stalls

e: see them peeing

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
poop ghost poop in places so those places smell like poop but u cant find where the smell cones from lol

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
* Join the KKK

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ilikedirt posted:

hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

That's the whole point of the film though
it's deep

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Quickscope420dad posted:

That's the whole point of the film though
it's deep

my butthole is deep from getting pozzed so much

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

hey did u ever think about the fact about that scene in the movie ghost where their making pottery

its actually a possessed whoopie goldberg sensually rubbing that chick and not the ghost dude . there just shoewing us the ghost dude BUT its actually woopie goldberg

p hosed up

Forced Lesbian ghost rape.

Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003

Quickscope420dad posted:


#5 Write the greatest song of all time and only sing it to yourself, in a shrill feminine voice in abandoned houses


Yoko Ono already does this and she is still alive.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
gently caress a bitch like casper did

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

gently caress a bitch like casper did

I am skeptical of casper being attracted to women.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Al Borland posted:

I am skeptical of casper being attracted to women.

He hosed a dog, bitches are dogs.

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prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0dg6PzVPgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_oeGM0ltiE

which is better

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