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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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This would be a lot more interesting if an actual mallet was involved.

Looking forward to seeing the amazing UDFA wide receivers for the Chiefs. Who will be bad, but I've been hearing about Albert Wilson and Frankie Hammond Jr long enough that I'm curious. Also the new 6th round guard who's going to be starting unless he screws up terribly.

And the rest of the draft picks of course, particularly De’Anthony Thomas because speed is nice.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Quest For Glory II posted:

If there are injuries I hope they're funny

Mallet and Garoppolo both come down with food poisoning. Vince Wilfork emergency quarterback for the whole game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Goddamn how can anyone not love Rex?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

*16 yard 1st down pass*

Worth it :colbert: The only mistake was having one guy 10 yards off the line.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Parmesan Basil posted:

holy poo poo those paltry Alex Smith stats :laffo:

Without even bothering to glance at stats for either I offer you Steve Bono.

I'm actually sort of curious how you'll make him out to be better than a thoroughly mediocre Alex.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Yeah let's get Jamaal Charles hit as much as possible in a series.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wow Mallet that is NOT how you slide.

It seems like you should be used to this by now.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Brady is an amazing slider, it's not too difficult when you run so slowly.

True, I just assume he should slide immediately behind the line every time he takes off.

Huh, safety problems with Eric Berry out, I'm stunned.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Welp Albert Wilson's first impression on me is not terribly good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Pron on VHS posted:

Why did Charles play a 2nd series? ?

He probably wanted to, just like he wanted to play the first which he shouldn't have.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

Welp Albert Wilson's first impression on me is not terribly good.

Second looks are important, go Albert.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, holy poo poo how did I never hear that DAT is wearing #1?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Get...Charles...out...of...the...game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Blitz7x posted:

No keep him in

I'll have you know I never cheered for a McFadden injury. Maybe that's because I never had to bother, but still.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ok, sold on DeAnthony through the preseason.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Famous TV Dad posted:

lmao sean smith wants his job back

The whole thing with the demotion seems ridiculous to me, even though I'm not a big Sean Smith fan.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

How many Bengals starters died today

I don't think anyone did.

Also the patchwork O line kept Dalton from getting hit if I remember right.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Well let me loving look up who 75 is because you won't tell me because you're interviewing someone. Preseason broadcasts are painful.

Oh Rishaw Johnson, I guess that rookie guard is really going to start.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Clearly that was Kelce's fault, he should have been running that route 10 yards downfield!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Parmesan Basil posted:

He's the best QB on the team, though!!!1

Knowing that I'll never have to prove it outside of preseason games I'll just claim Tyler Bray is the best, so there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Demetrius Harris probably just hosed up :(

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Oh yeah, here's where we impose our complete dominance over the Bengals in the preseason starts showing up.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Winkie01 posted:

#49ers QB Blaine Gabbert was 3 of 10 for 20 yards with an INT. His passer rating was 0. Then, he threw an incompletion and it rose to 1.7.




:laffo:

Passer rating is weird yeah. I mean when you take a small sample size of a clearly amazing quarterback like Gabbert you end up with weird things happening.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Oh poo poo the Bengals have Sanzenbacher. He was designed in a lab to dominate preseason games.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Oh hey, they were telling me Kelce was supposed to be good a year ago. Maybe he'll be good now.

gently caress you Trent Green for saying the same thing.

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