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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Are you ready to watch some of your starters play one or two series?

All times EST, the correct time zone.
7 - Colts @ Jets
7:30 - Patriots @ Washington
7:30 - 49ers @ Ravens
8 - Bengals @ Chiefs
9 - Seahawks @ Broncos
10 - Cowboys @ Chargers

Bolded are nationally televised on NFL Network.

For New England - Washington, Brady, Gronk, DeSean highlight the players not playing in this game.

Enjoy the rematches of the last two superbowls, which I guess might at least result in some fans being super into a preseason game.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The best part of the preseason is definitely seeing Levan Reid (Doc from GOOMF) on the CBS broadcasts.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

Four quarters of Mallett? If so, BB must be shopping him hard.

It's already camp though. At this point unless someone dies I can't imagine him getting traded.

Though I really hope it happens.

Ehud posted:

Playing Ryan Mallett can only decrease his trade value.

But he is popping in camp! POPPING!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

Mallett looking kinda OK

Yeah, two passes, one for a first down, but there was holding (and he's almost sacked), and the other was screen on 3rd and a billion.

That's some acceptable QB'ing.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I was hoping to see a bit of actual defense but we have just 3 starters out there.

Tavon Wilson so looks like he's getting cut.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Brannigans Law posted:

Yeah I looked up dumpster fire in the dictionary recently

Imagine Patrick Chung running into Brandon Meriweather on punt coverage.

(They'd both miss their target and accidentally slam into each other).

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who the hell is Malcom Butler? An UDFA?

Yeah, he's sharing a number with Roy Finch

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



And this drive, Mallet looks dreadful.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He dude, it's preseason, don't tackle dudes if you lose your helmet,

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Some Patriots player just ran down the punt returner without his helmet.

Kanorris Davis, safety from Troy apparently.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hahahaha, that kickoff return.

Goodbye Roy Finch, haha.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



midwat posted:

Belichick just laid into him

And they sent him back out. He's gonna run like a lineman this time.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dude, how the gently caress do you manage an offsides on offense?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Preseason production values: Reports from the Bob's Discount Furniture room.


Wooo, James Develin!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Top Hats Monthly posted:

is nutted but she still suckin banned from this forum forever now

Yeah, need a new meme

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tim Whatley posted:

Holy poo poo why do we keep Mallett around

Because he is popping!

pooping.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Colt McCoy is probably the 2nd best QB in this game.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sushi and Bowling now available at Patriots Place.

Grittybeard posted:

Oh poo poo the Bengals have Sanzenbacher. He was designed in a lab to dominate preseason games.

If only he was any good, then Jimmy Graham could just point at him emphatically

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Well, Garoppolo is already better then Mallett. Faster release, actually hitting dudes wearing Patriots uniforms.

waah posted:

Dear god those poor stadium workers. Who thought drunk sushi puke would be a good addition to a stadium.

Oh no, it's actually funnier. It's a luxury restaurant / bowling alley that serves lobster tails and sushi in the mall next to the Pats' stadium.

It's called "Splitsville - Howl to the Moon"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Holy poo poo, I don't care if that's incomplete, that was awesome.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jimmy Garoppolo actually looks legitimately good?

I'm confused.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The color guy for this game, I think it's Matt Chatham? is doing a pretty good job talking about defensive assignments and what players have to do in training camp and common mistakes.

It's been pretty interesting.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wooo, just turned to the Chargers game to see Woodhead zip around the field.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



At least the Cowboys seem to know their defense is bad, so is just sitting in soft zones.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kellen Clemens hits a dude perfectly in stride for a 70 yard TD, dang.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



In case you were wondering about the Cowboys defense, neither Rivers nor Clemens have had an incompletion yet.

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