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Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



Hello,

I made this thread to save all the other threads from going down the shitter when someone has wrong opinions about pokemon. The first point I would like to raise is that borche is retarded and Pinsir is a peace of poo poo.

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Lol you think Accelgor is So Fast but Mega-Pinsir easily uses Aerliate Quick Attack and OHKO's you. You're a freaking dumbass, and you got so mad and your feelings got so hurt you had to make this thread, even though you knew you were in the wrong.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

'nuff said.



i like goomy

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014




magnemite is pretty awesome

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Awesome! posted:

i like goomy

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



Borsche69 posted:

Lol you think Accelgor is So Fast but Mega-Pinsir easily uses Aerliate Quick Attack and OHKO's you. You're a freaking dumbass, and you got so mad and your feelings got so hurt you had to make this thread, even though you knew you were in the wrong.

Being able to win 1v1 against another pokemon does not make it better. Do you think Lucario is better than Tryanitar because he can OHKO him with Mach Punch? Of course not, lucario is for brain damaged furries. Thats why, in the game of pokemon which you claim to know so much about, there is a little thing called switching out.

The fact of the matter is, PInsir has more type weaknesses than you have brain cells.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010



Snorlax and Ludicolo own and you're awful

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Ristolaz posted:

The first point I would like to raise is that borche is retarded and Pinsir is a peace of poo poo.

Why?

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!


Ristolaz posted:

The fact of the matter is, PInsir has more type weaknesses than you have brain cells.

Oh.

The Wu-Tang Secret
Nov 28, 2004

"za"


Dunsparce is the best and if you think otherwise there's a 30% 60% chance you're wrong and also paralyzed

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



DoubleDonut posted:

Snorlax and Ludicolo own and you're awful

Snorlax: Ahhh its still generation 1 and I'm the best *wakes up(* nooooooo

Ludicolo: I'm VERY powerful *it stops raining* ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005




Greetings, I am the Todd MacFarlane edition Mr. Potato Head

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Escavalier was there to gently caress up unprepared (read: no HP Fire) Latios in gen 4 and that made it considerably more win than Accelgor in gen 5.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!


i think the lamp cat is p cool

i guess foil charzard is my favorite tho since his card oneshot everyone and also netted me a sweet hundo'fifty when i liquidated

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002



Ristolaz posted:

Greetings, I am the Todd MacFarlane edition Mr. Potato Head

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



Ristolaz posted:

Being able to win 1v1 against another pokemon does not make it better. Do you think Lucario is better than Tryanitar because he can OHKO him with Mach Punch? Of course not, lucario is for brain damaged furries. Thats why, in the game of pokemon which you claim to know so much about, there is a little thing called switching out.

The fact of the matter is, PInsir has more type weaknesses than you have brain cells.

Lol, uhh even if you want to base this argument on team support, Pinsir does a better job at basically all facets of the game (team support, threatning switches, sweeping, etc). Accelgor can function as a spiker that can use final gambit, but there are so many other pokemon that are much better at using spikes.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW


Which pokmeon looks like a retarded fat Mexican who is half-duck? That one seems very cool

HeyCrapOnThis
Jul 3, 2002

crotch


Why are you so mean

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

'nuff said.



i just looked up accelgor and he doesnt even look very cool why would you use him

Captain No-mates
Apr 3, 2010



Tropius is extremely my poo poo. Cool lil banana dinosaur

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



Borsche69 posted:

Lol, uhh even if you want to base this argument on team support, Pinsir does a better job at basically all facets of the game (team support, threatning switches, sweeping, etc). Accelgor can function as a spiker that can use final gambit, but there are so many other pokemon that are much better at using spikes.

OK well if you ever decide to use your head (don't push it, you'll get a migrane), you might realize that there's more to this incredibly nuanced game than the 2 or 3 movesets posted on Smogon.

Accelgor can learn guard swap, power swap, and baton pass. Did you put any boost moves on your team? Well now they're on the pokemon of my choice and you lose.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



big duck equals goose posted:

Which pokmeon looks like a retarded fat Mexican who is half-duck? That one seems very cool

That's ludicolo and even though I flamed him, that was only because thats what this thread is about and in reality he's chill and my friend.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010



Electabuzz has a lot of swag so hes my favorite.

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014




This guy works out pretty well

Omally
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


chansey is the best pokemon guys

No Such Thing
Oct 12, 2012

self-destructive


let's put an anime face on a colored ball, that's cool.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!


electrodes are the mimics of the pokeuniverse

Silver Striker
May 21, 2013



actually, flygon is a cool pokemon for intelligent people

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



No Such Thing posted:

let's put an anime face on a colored ball, that's cool.

Elechode.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Borsche69 posted:

Lol you think Accelgor is So Fast but Mega-Pinsir easily uses Aerliate Quick Attack and OHKO's you. You're a freaking dumbass, and you got so mad and your feelings got so hurt you had to make this thread, even though you knew you were in the wrong.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



*Aerialate Returns the OP into oblivion*

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Ristolaz posted:

Greetings, I am the Todd MacFarlane edition Mr. Potato Head

lmao

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



mabels big day posted:

*Aerialate Returns the OP into oblivion*

You talk poo poo but don't put your fav out there?

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Ristolaz posted:

You talk poo poo but don't put your fav out there?

It is in fact Pinsir.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



mabels big day posted:

It is in fact Pinsir.

Lol. Standardized testing has failed America.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Widestancer posted:

magnemite is pretty awesome


Widestancer posted:

This guy works out pretty well


Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004




My favourite pokemon is Numel.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011




Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004




Ristolaz posted:

Greetings, I am the Todd MacFarlane edition Mr. Potato Head

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Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011




Knuc U Kinte posted:

My favourite pokemon is Numel.


Dude can you give me a Knuc's Niggas tag.

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