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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I don't wash my hands as proudly walk out of the restroom.
 
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DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Your butt is the cleanest part of your body, so really we should be shaking butts, not hands.

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DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

ilikedirt posted:

Its an honor to meet you, mr president
*president and me twerk at each other*
When you put it like that, I think it'd result in a more polite society as well.

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DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

rayne503 posted:

All of these are passed through the fecal-oral route. hth
So don't eat poo poo and stay away from mouths. btb

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I don't wash my hands as proudly walk out of the restroom.