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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Hot off the heels of the most talked about episode of IMPACT this year, Destination X, the bar is about to be raised even higher with Thursday, August 7th’s edition of IMPACT from New York City’s Manhattan Center!

For months, Bully Ray has been chasing TNA President Dixie Carter with the promise of putting his boss through a table. He’s come extremely close on multiple occasions, but Carter has always been able to persevere – thanks, in large part, to her growing army captained by EC3.

However, Bully Ray made a promise to every wrestling fan. The message was simple, this Thursday: #ITHAPPENS… Don’t miss this shocking moment!

A war will be waged as well… a HARDCORE WAR, that is! Bully Ray and Ethan Carter III agreed to terms and will assemble teams of 4. Flanking EC3 will be Rhyno, Snitsky and Ryklon Stephens. On the other side, Bully Ray will be joined by Devon and Tommy Dreamer. Who will Bully recruit to join his team? Find out this Thursday on Spike TV!

With the X-Division Championship being vacated by Austin Aries, this Thursday will also see a new Champion crowned! After winning qualifying matches during Destination X, it will be a triple threat match for the title: Samoa Joe vs Low Ki vs Sanada. This one has fireworks written all over it!

Abyss also appeared on the broadcast, issuing a terrifying challenge to Bram. This Thursday, the two will clash in a Monsters Ball match of EPIC proportions. What will happen when two of TNA’s most barbaric stars collide — and will Janice get involved?

All of this and SO MUCH MORE will go down on August 7th, when IMPACT airs on Spike TV!

Samoa Joe/Low Ki/Sanada is said to be pretty good.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ready for dis trainwreck :munch:

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

All amped up to see some serious man on woman violence!

#crosstheline

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I'm glad that Bubba Ray Dudley is putting Dixie Carter through a table.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Hmmm, what's missing from that preview?

Oh yeah, it's any mention of their world champion or his stable.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I am so hype for this show :dance::slick::dance:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


NickRoweFillea posted:

I'm glad that Bubba Ray Dudley is putting Dixie Carter through a table.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


IT BEGINS

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lol disclaimer

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


YESSS PARENTAL ADVISORY

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Viewer discretion warning, oh boy.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahahaha dreamer texting

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


lol telling everyone what happens

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
"Wrestling history"

this isn't even the first time Bubba's put a woman through a table, and Mae Young was old as gently caress

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahahahahaha giving up that they're taped

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


don't tune in to RAW, Mankind wins the title kids.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
TNA is doing to themselves what WCW used to do to WWF.

Now I see why Impact isn't going to be a thing anymore.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Everblight posted:

don't tune in to RAW, Mankind wins the title kids.

butts status: in seats

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


remember when "monsters ball" meant the wrestlers were supposed to be cooped up ina closet like 24 hours before the match or something

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Go Bram I think

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


E C DUB chant for two guys who were never in ECW


tna fans

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
are they allowed to show blood

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Audience gives a gently caress don't they

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


NickRoweFillea posted:

are they allowed to show blood

would they care if they weren't?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


yay head shots

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Abyss doing some sort of weird hillbilly jig to sell that trashcan shot.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
unprotected head shots *borat voice* very nice

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


is it me or do those barb wire boards look really bush league

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


this is no dq and magnus came out with this bram dude


why isn't magnus helping

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lol grater balls

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

DJExile posted:

this is no dq and magnus came out with this bram dude


why isn't magnus helping

i'm not loving with that cheese grater

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
more insanely good unprotected head shots

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


bram at least smart enought o get his arm between him and the chair

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


jesus abyss is leaking bad

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
this is really lovely and bad. I also see their production hasn't improved at all. Still not giving anything any time to breathe.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


UNPROTECTED KENDO HEAD SHOTS YAY

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


BRAM WEDGIE


lol

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
hooray blood

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
TNA loves the thumbtack spot don't they?

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ok that was p insane

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