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CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

2016 is the year we make history.


quote:

Hot off the heels of the most talked about episode of IMPACT this year, Destination X, the bar is about to be raised even higher with Thursday, August 7th’s edition of IMPACT from New York City’s Manhattan Center!

For months, Bully Ray has been chasing TNA President Dixie Carter with the promise of putting his boss through a table. He’s come extremely close on multiple occasions, but Carter has always been able to persevere – thanks, in large part, to her growing army captained by EC3.

However, Bully Ray made a promise to every wrestling fan. The message was simple, this Thursday: #ITHAPPENS… Don’t miss this shocking moment!

A war will be waged as well… a HARDCORE WAR, that is! Bully Ray and Ethan Carter III agreed to terms and will assemble teams of 4. Flanking EC3 will be Rhyno, Snitsky and Ryklon Stephens. On the other side, Bully Ray will be joined by Devon and Tommy Dreamer. Who will Bully recruit to join his team? Find out this Thursday on Spike TV!

With the X-Division Championship being vacated by Austin Aries, this Thursday will also see a new Champion crowned! After winning qualifying matches during Destination X, it will be a triple threat match for the title: Samoa Joe vs Low Ki vs Sanada. This one has fireworks written all over it!

Abyss also appeared on the broadcast, issuing a terrifying challenge to Bram. This Thursday, the two will clash in a Monsters Ball match of EPIC proportions. What will happen when two of TNA’s most barbaric stars collide — and will Janice get involved?

All of this and SO MUCH MORE will go down on August 7th, when IMPACT airs on Spike TV!

Samoa Joe/Low Ki/Sanada is said to be pretty good.

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

ready for dis trainwreck

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011



All amped up to see some serious man on woman violence!

#crosstheline

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


I'm glad that Bubba Ray Dudley is putting Dixie Carter through a table.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!


Grimey Drawer

Hmmm, what's missing from that preview?

Oh yeah, it's any mention of their world champion or his stable.

Dr. Angela Ziegler
Jan 2, 2005



Heroes NEVER Die


I am so hype for this show

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

NickRoweFillea posted:

I'm glad that Bubba Ray Dudley is putting Dixie Carter through a table.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

IT BEGINS

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

lol disclaimer

Dr. Angela Ziegler
Jan 2, 2005



Heroes NEVER Die


YESSS PARENTAL ADVISORY

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!


Viewer discretion warning, oh boy.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

hahahaha dreamer texting

Dr. Angela Ziegler
Jan 2, 2005



Heroes NEVER Die


lol telling everyone what happens

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


"Wrestling history"

this isn't even the first time Bubba's put a woman through a table, and Mae Young was old as gently caress

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

hahahahahaha giving up that they're taped

Dr. Angela Ziegler
Jan 2, 2005



Heroes NEVER Die


don't tune in to RAW, Mankind wins the title kids.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007



TNA is doing to themselves what WCW used to do to WWF.

Now I see why Impact isn't going to be a thing anymore.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Everblight posted:

don't tune in to RAW, Mankind wins the title kids.

butts status: in seats

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

remember when "monsters ball" meant the wrestlers were supposed to be cooped up ina closet like 24 hours before the match or something

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!


Go Bram I think

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

E C DUB chant for two guys who were never in ECW


tna fans

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


are they allowed to show blood

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


Audience gives a gently caress don't they

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

NickRoweFillea posted:

are they allowed to show blood

would they care if they weren't?

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

yay head shots

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007



Abyss doing some sort of weird hillbilly jig to sell that trashcan shot.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


unprotected head shots *borat voice* very nice

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

is it me or do those barb wire boards look really bush league

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

this is no dq and magnus came out with this bram dude


why isn't magnus helping

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

lol grater balls

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


DJExile posted:

this is no dq and magnus came out with this bram dude


why isn't magnus helping

i'm not loving with that cheese grater

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


more insanely good unprotected head shots

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

bram at least smart enought o get his arm between him and the chair

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

jesus abyss is leaking bad

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


this is really lovely and bad. I also see their production hasn't improved at all. Still not giving anything any time to breathe.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

UNPROTECTED KENDO HEAD SHOTS YAY

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

BRAM WEDGIE


lol

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

Hooley dooley!


hooray blood

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007



TNA loves the thumbtack spot don't they?

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

ok that was p insane

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