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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I thought this would be relevant for goons.


Apparently you can pick it up at your local 7/11.

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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

When I took a picture of it the employees and said wtf the employees got real defensive

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

Nothin' but lint.

Gay Hitler posted:

I thought this would be relevant for goons.


Apparently you can pick it up at your local 7/11.

Post the ingredient list pls

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

:stopeatingthat'swhyyourfat.gif:

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

its a 15 second walk from my door to the 7/11 but im too fat

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


mmm 30 or 40 eat less pills and a side of ranch sounds so good right now

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


I take it they are suppositories?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Are they those capsules that grow into dinosaur shaped sponges? Is the idea you eat one & the dinosaur swells up inside you so you feel full?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


I'm one of the guys whose loved ones have to strongarm into eating, op. but thanks

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


just get meth from the guy behind the 711 instead

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011


What is going on with your thumbnail.

wit
Jul 26, 2011


Gay Hitler posted:

I thought this would be relevant for goons.


Apparently you can pick it up at your local 7/11.
I like that* this*† denotes**† bullshit written on the back†††**

If you can just pick them up like that I doubt they're ephedrine or anything tasty. Love that eating less is sold as something you can put into your fat belly btw.

uG
Apr 23, 2003



why do fat people like fedoras so much?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


did you know, that at some 711s, they also sell fedoras

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

I just take 6-9 senalax tabs. Or puke.

Puking helps. But, brush your teeth after!

The_Cack
Jul 29, 2003

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!




Gay Hitler posted:

When I took a picture of it the employees and said wtf the employees got real defensive

hahaha pretty cool that some losers at a convenience store start acting like cops defending their snake oil supplements

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


psyopmonkey posted:

I just take 6-9 senalax tabs. Or puke.

Puking helps. But, brush your teeth after!

Oh god you are just brimming with neuroses

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

uG posted:

why do fat people like fedoras so much?

"I'm a distinguished adult" cosplay.

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

eat a dick op

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


its a scam OP

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

Copley Depot posted:

eat a dick op

Thats one way to suppress your appetite!

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Copley Depot posted:

eat a dick op

im trying to eat less

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


psyopmonkey posted:

Thats one way to suppress your appetite!

me after seeing you naked

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

Stoic Commie posted:

me after seeing you naked



You found those pics?! Oh no!

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

43 species of parrot?! Nipples for men?! SLUGS?! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!


"gross subhuman landwhales, why can't they just eat less? "

-skinnyfat computer janitor who gets winded doing stretches and eats goon-made beef jerky on a daily basis yet thanks to winning the genetic lottery is not actually obese

Roke.
Apr 15, 2007

Have a great day,
ya look like a purse!



jarvis cocker posted:

did you know, that at some 711s, they also sell fedoras


Those are trilbys

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


i wonder why they put the hats next to the condoms bc i assume there isnt much cross pollination going on there

maybe theyd sell more hats if they put them next to the slim jims

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

Hat should be sold next to energy drinks and salty snacks.

Gotta cover that disgusting greasy head when nomming your gamer fuel.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

43 species of parrot?! Nipples for men?! SLUGS?! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!


These disgusting fat people, why can't they just be logical and scientifically-minded like us skinny people?

-does Crossfit, eats a Paleo diet, can't finish a cup of coffee because it tastes like chemicals

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


Eat less! By eating this!

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


i frequently breathe

Gay Hitler posted:

I thought this would be relevant for goons.


Apparently you can pick it up at your local 7/11.

gently caress, why didn't I think of that. Thanks OP.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

"Aim for the legs, Martha!"

Beer Jerky posted:

What is going on with your thumbnail.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Why can't more people just eat smaller portions, exercise moderately & swallow several pill sized balloons that are inflated by a doctor to prevent you from gorging yourself to death?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

All you need is Love.


What I love about it is every single one of those statements is technically correct...

Supports Metabolism

Your body is going to probably metabolize whatever is in that pill, even if it is just sugar you are going to metabolize it.

Enhances Thermogenesis

The pill is going to be lower in temperature than your body temperature so you will have to increase your body heat a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of a degree. Plus metabolizing it is going to generate heat.


Promotes Weight Loss

It says right on the package "eat less", it's promoting weight loss.


Promotes Normal Appetite

Yeah, it's not going to do anything to your appetite, you are going to have your normal appetite.

MassaShowtime
Aug 16, 2012

Saviour, thy name is Knuckle


Trixie Hardcore posted:

Why can't more people just eat smaller portions, exercise moderately & swallow several pill sized balloons that are inflated by a doctor to prevent you from gorging yourself to death?

because americans have 0 self control or respect

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

those pills are basically those foam bath toys you had a as a kid - they get huge in your stomache

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

43 species of parrot?! Nipples for men?! SLUGS?! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!


Three Olives posted:

What I love about it is every single one of those statements is technically correct...

Supports Metabolism

Your body is going to probably metabolize whatever is in that pill, even if it is just sugar you are going to metabolize it.

Enhances Thermogenesis

The pill is going to be lower in temperature than your body temperature so you will have to increase your body heat a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of a degree. Plus metabolizing it is going to generate heat.


Promotes Weight Loss

It says right on the package "eat less", it's promoting weight loss.


Promotes Normal Appetite

Yeah, it's not going to do anything to your appetite, you are going to have your normal appetite.

It's like those hangover cures whose instructions tell you to take the pill with a huge glass of water before you go out drinking and to take a huge glass of water before you go to bed

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



MassaShowtime posted:

because americans have 0 self control or respect

I want to clarify that I was joking in that post. Please do not eat a bunch of balloons, that is not healthy. Oh god, if someone dies because of this. I need to be more responsible with my posting.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

Three Olives posted:

What I love about it is every single one of those statements is technically correct...

Supports Metabolism

Your body is going to probably metabolize whatever is in that pill, even if it is just sugar you are going to metabolize it.

Enhances Thermogenesis

The pill is going to be lower in temperature than your body temperature so you will have to increase your body heat a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of a degree. Plus metabolizing it is going to generate heat.


Promotes Weight Loss

It says right on the package "eat less", it's promoting weight loss.


Promotes Normal Appetite

Yeah, it's not going to do anything to your appetite, you are going to have your normal appetite.

I bet you make all sorts of Thermogenesis with your doorman. Dontcha?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

All you need is Love.


psyopmonkey posted:

I bet you make all sorts of Thermogenesis with your doorman. Dontcha?

Consort with the help? Honey I don't even know their names.

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